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    It looks kind of like the old Gandalf The Grey...

    It looks kind of like the old Gandalf The Grey mini, to me. GW's first run, I think?
  2. I tried this, once, using a Heavy Warjack from...

    I tried this, once, using a Heavy Warjack from Privateer Press.
    The process was painfully slow, and I never actually finished the project, but I did get the light installed.
    Hollowed out the body,...
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    I'd go with yellow mixed with Ivory, saving white...

    I'd go with yellow mixed with Ivory, saving white for the final highlight.
    But that's just me.
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    Do you mean 'how to paint this mini as closely as...

    Do you mean 'how to paint this mini as closely as possible to the picture'?
    If so, based on what I can see in the picture, I'd use the following:
    Base coat for the main body: VGC Charred Brown as...
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    I'll stick with wine corks, myself. I'm cheap. :)

    I'll stick with wine corks, myself. I'm cheap. :)
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    I've sprayed the epoxy with a matte finish, then...

    I've sprayed the epoxy with a matte finish, then painted over that with no ill effects.
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    I like the AT ST's OSL. It looks just about right...

    I like the AT ST's OSL. It looks just about right to me, though maybe a little bit too dark.
    Vader's got the highlights in the right place, but they seem a little bit too intense to my eye.
    I'd...
  8. This old thing may prove useful for others with...

    This old thing may prove useful for others with similar questions.
    You never know.

    https://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Paint_Range_Compatibility_Chart
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    I think Ghool covered it pretty well. Plateaus...

    I think Ghool covered it pretty well. Plateaus are things, and sometimes it can take ages to move beyond them.
    Other people just jump.
  10. You can use any miniatures you want playing D&D,...

    You can use any miniatures you want playing D&D, Pathfinder, and the like. Doing a combat arena type thing can put whatever minis you want to use.
    You can also just make up your own rules and see...
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    During convention season, shipments tend to slow...

    During convention season, shipments tend to slow down.
    I've never had a problem of any sort with them. Granted, it's been a while since I've ordered anything, but a quick PM usually gets any issues...
  12. Thread: Sound off!

    by Naukhel
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    I still lurk in the shadows. Still paint, too,...

    I still lurk in the shadows. Still paint, too, but even after all these years, can not take a good picture of a mini to save my life.
    Don't post all that often, either. But I try to keep up with...
  13. Thread: Intro!

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    Welcome. Don't feed the bears. Also, watch out...

    Welcome.
    Don't feed the bears.
    Also, watch out for the ladies. They're meaner than the men.... and do terrible things to us in the bar....
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    My resolution is to save all of you from your...

    My resolution is to save all of you from your mini collecting habits by generously offering to take them all off your hands.
    Just sent all the extras my way, and I'll give them a good home. :D
    ...
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    For shorter sessions, I put on my favourite radio...

    For shorter sessions, I put on my favourite radio station.
    When I know I'll be painting all day, I put on the Lord of the Rings movies.
  16. Thread: rogue one

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    I kept falling asleep during it. Darned cinema...

    I kept falling asleep during it. Darned cinema seating was too comfortable, and I was very tired, going in.
    I'll have to see it again, but I enjoyed the 85.3% that I saw.
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    I think he's gone. I've been on the 'waiting...

    I think he's gone. I've been on the 'waiting list' for him for several years.
    I would do many unspeakable things to have one. Not any unspeakable thing... but many of them.
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    Generally pretty good for early efforts. Your...

    Generally pretty good for early efforts. Your highlighting is a little bit too... everywhere. It makes it hard to determine where the light source is that's causing them.
    There are some great OSL...
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    Well, you're part way there, already. Some of the...

    Well, you're part way there, already. Some of the painters-for-hire may already have messaged you.
    If you haven't selected anyone, look through the gallery, find some artists you like, and just...
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    Snow flock: AKA Baking Powder. You can also use...

    Snow flock: AKA Baking Powder. You can also use chalk dust if you feel like using a mortar and pestle for gits and shiggles.
    Or baby powder.
    Lots of options, really.
  21. Thread: New here :)

    by Naukhel
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    Welcome to the sporadically active madhouse.

    Welcome to the sporadically active madhouse.
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    I just pick up pebbles from the parking lot...

    I just pick up pebbles from the parking lot behind my building.
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    Bless you, gohkm. You're my new hero.

    Bless you, gohkm.
    You're my new hero.
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    Hrm. My search-fu is weak.

    Hi, all.
    Long time no see.
    I'm once again delving back into the hobby.
    You can't keep a good brush-licker down, I guess.
    Right now, I'm hunting for the colour chart that shows manufacturer...
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    Looks like I've checked in just often enough to...

    Looks like I've checked in just often enough to avoid being archived.
    I've also dug out my gear after two years of not touching it.
    I'm pretty sure you apply the paint with the soft, bendy end,...
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    This may be the most beautiful haiku I've ever...

    This may be the most beautiful haiku I've ever read 1/11th of....
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    Am I allowed out of the basement, yet?

    Am I allowed out of the basement, yet?
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    Didn't the altered Episode I remove mention of...

    Didn't the altered Episode I remove mention of it? I know they dropped it after the first movie.

    As to 'good thing/bad thing'? I have no opinion.
    I doubt Joss Whedon will get Star Wars, though....
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    Poll: Does size matter for you :P? 28-32mm and up for...

    Does size matter for you :P? 28-32mm and up for myself, though I mostly stick in that range.

    Do you like to paint metallics? Dear lord, no, but it's a necessary evil, and I'm slowly getting better...
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    Ah, it's good to know that some things never...

    Ah, it's good to know that some things never change. Even after several years.
    There's something comforting about knowing that the freak bar will never have anything resembling a normal...
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    Aside from aging issues, you also want to make...

    Aside from aging issues, you also want to make sure the temperature isn't too extreme in either direction.
    You also want low humidity where you do the priming.
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    When you're looking for Beholders, search 'Eye...

    When you're looking for Beholders, search 'Eye Tyrant', these days. The copyright finally went through on 'em. Everyone's changed away from 'Beholder' except TSR.
  33. Thread: Do me a favour

    by Naukhel
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    Done. Done.

    Done.
    Done.
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    Also called Mandragora. It's used in many healing...

    Also called Mandragora. It's used in many healing draughts, and is particularly useful in restoring petrified people to their natural state.


    Edit: Oh, God... I'm such a nerd.
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    9684 This is me, Christmas shopping yesterday....

    9684

    This is me, Christmas shopping yesterday. With bells on.
    Got a lot of funny looks, and a lot of smiles, and flirted with by several ladies.

    Here's hoping the picture actually attached.
  36. Thread: Still alive.

    by Naukhel
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    Still alive.

    Promotion at work.
    Moved.
    Still painting from time to time.
    Back to lurking at random intervals.
    If anyone wants to get me a 'Cang the Implacable' for Christmas....
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    "The surest sign that there is intelligent life...

    "The surest sign that there is intelligent life out there is that they haven't tried to contact us, yet."
    -- Calvin
  38. Thread: Boobies!

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    And they were still covered, too. Weird.

    And they were still covered, too.
    Weird.
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    An MRI shot, or a brain?

    An MRI shot, or a brain?
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    I actually paid theatre prices three times for it.

    I actually paid theatre prices three times for it.
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    Music got me. From the age of 4. Singing. Then...

    Music got me. From the age of 4. Singing. Then piano (which frustrated me endlessly),
    then brass instruments, then reed instruments. Moved to drums. Then on to guitar.
    And through it all, there's...
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    This is very disturbing. I clearly went to the...

    This is very disturbing. I clearly went to the wrong schools.
  43. Thread: Freak Party

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    We need a bigger freak bar. We're running out of...

    We need a bigger freak bar.
    We're running out of good seating.
    Infidel Castro's been using me as his stool for nearly two years now.
  44. Thread: Accidents?

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    My work space was all filled with new paint...

    My work space was all filled with new paint bottles and things that I hadn't
    managed to sort out, yet.
    I was working on a friends' Cadians for him, but with all that space taken, I was
    putting the...
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    Poll: Let him go by what he wants to go by. At least...

    Let him go by what he wants to go by.
    At least he didn't do it in secret and confuse us all by being a 'stranger' that somehow
    knows all the details about us.
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    Stabbed once. Lower left chest. Luckily, the...

    Stabbed once. Lower left chest. Luckily, the blade hit a rib and didn't get inside.
    Shot at once. It wasn't remotely close, by physical evidence, but at the time, I would have sworn it parted my...
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    Commenting just on the conversion, as requested:...

    Commenting just on the conversion, as requested:
    I like the rope better, but the big knife looks all right.
    Paint more and take pictures.
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    Most of the time, I'll give it the full load for...

    Most of the time, I'll give it the full load for base-coating or brush-priming.
    But I'll unload when I'm doing the good stuff.
    If I don't, I wind up leaving the painting table half cocked.
    Then...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRR5f78q6P4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRR5f78q6P4
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    Ok, I have information. The place is called...

    Ok, I have information.
    The place is called Forbidden Planet.
    I have no idea how big it actually is, and the wife may have been exaggerating or something. I don't know.
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    Jolly Olde Englande Again

    Yup. I'm back in England, though this time, not for a happy visit.
    Both of my wife's grandparents died, a month apart to the day.
    I'm here helping get things organized.
    From the time I got the...
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    Let's see.... I played bassoon all through...

    Let's see....

    I played bassoon all through school, and even auditioned for the Toronto Symphony Orchestra at one point.
    Learned to play tuba, baritone, trombone.
    Took up drumming for about a...
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    It should be. It's been a long, long time since I...

    It should be. It's been a long, long time since I registered.
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    I'm going to pick up my brushes for this. I'll...

    I'm going to pick up my brushes for this. I'll need my piece to be auctioned for me, though. And to figure out if my WAMP account still exists. I don't think I ever logged in.
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    I feel so lucky. I've never had anything but...

    I feel so lucky. I've never had anything but prompt service and perfect order picking from
    the CMON store. Once, I actually got a bonus piece from my wish list. Cheers for Borg,
    here.
  56. Not exactly a dumb thing, RP-wise, but still very...

    Not exactly a dumb thing, RP-wise, but still very funny, I thought.

    I just started a new D&D 3.5 campaign on friday, and my players are putting on
    different accents for their characters, which...
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    This puts me in mind of Lord of the Flies... ...

    This puts me in mind of Lord of the Flies...

    \"Kill the pig! Kill the pig!\"

    If it was stolen, then yes, I absolutely agree that the perpetrator should be
    punished to the fullest extent of the...
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    I\'m the utility worker in a furniture store....

    I\'m the utility worker in a furniture store.
    Shipping/receiving, displays, deliveries, refinishing, sales, chauffeur, and anything
    else they need me to do.

    My official title is \'Multi-purpose...
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    That isn\'t really a very strange question. A...

    That isn\'t really a very strange question.

    A strange question would be more along the lines of \'How much marmalade does it
    take to fill up 3 pairs of Dragonsreach\'s
    shorts?\'.
  60. Thread: Valour

    by Naukhel
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    She better get a medal for that.

    She better get a medal for that.
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    I can\'t make it go, either.

    I can\'t make it go, either.
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    What? It can\'t be both? Giggity giggity

    What? It can\'t be both?

    Giggity giggity
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    Coat your tongue in hot wax, first? :)

    Coat your tongue in hot wax, first? :)
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    If the bottle comes with a pair of gloves, make...

    If the bottle comes with a pair of gloves, make sure you\'ve mixed it with at least
    20 liters of whatever the other sauce is.
    Some of those sauces will literally take your skin off.
    Endorphin Rush...
  65. Thread: Freak Party

    by Naukhel
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    Welcome. If you\'re looking for me in the...

    Welcome.

    If you\'re looking for me in the Freak Bar, I\'m the one everyone thinks is a potted
    plant in the corner.

    I never say anything, but I listen a lot.
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    Never judge a book by its cover. Read the last...

    Never judge a book by its cover. Read the last page and just say you hated the end.

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Less, if you throw them really hard.

    A bird in the hand is worth two in...
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    30 people 4 months to glue them on. How long did...

    30 people 4 months to glue them on.
    How long did it take to collect them?
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    Here in Canada, we have Stompin\' Tom Connors....

    Here in Canada, we have Stompin\' Tom Connors. The last, best hope for surviving
    a zombie apocalypse.
  69. Don\'t they just change genders after each cycle?

    Don\'t they just change genders after each cycle?
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    You mean you\'ve never heard the expression...

    You mean you\'ve never heard the expression \'Piss like a race horse\'?
  71. Thread: RIP Les Paul

    by Naukhel
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    Buy it! Buy it!

    Buy it! Buy it!
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    Maybe it\'s because she\'s got boobies, and Odin...

    Maybe it\'s because she\'s got boobies, and Odin doesn\'t?
  73. Thread: Depeche Mode

    by Naukhel
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    Would if I could. I haven\'t seen them since......

    Would if I could.
    I haven\'t seen them since... umm... the 80\'s.
    But it\'s just too far away for me.
    Unless I start walking tomorrow.
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    There\'s a fine line between clever and stupid......

    There\'s a fine line between clever and stupid...

    I forgot what I was going to say.
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    Yow!

    Yow!
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    I agree with this. My signature style is \'Why is...

    I agree with this. My signature style is \'Why is he doing such horrible things
    to that mini?\'
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    I believe I pointed this out with the comment...

    I believe I pointed this out with the comment about baseball/frisbee playing
    vs. using game consoles to play baseball, instead.

    I grant, your other points were good, but do bear in mind that the...
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    I originally posted this in 2005 (Have I really...

    I originally posted this in 2005 (Have I really been around that long?)

    Here\'s how I lost 95 pounds before I met my wife in person...
    I knew her from the internet first... but that\'s another...
  79. Thread: Free at last!

    by Naukhel
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    How will a helmet help your wrist, though?

    How will a helmet help your wrist, though?
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    Because it was mentioned.... ...

    Because it was mentioned....

    http://blogue.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rosie-o-donnell.jpg
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    Not touching this one. Nope.

    Not touching this one. Nope.
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    You think that\'s a bad day? Wait \'til she\'s 8...

    You think that\'s a bad day? Wait \'til she\'s 8 days over due, and you bring her a
    sandwich with the wrong kind of peanut butter.

    I suggest kevlar body armour and a riot shield.
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    I heard that he graduated with honours. He...

    I heard that he graduated with honours. He majored in having a pair, or something.
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    And you\'re mostly paying for the bottle and the...

    And you\'re mostly paying for the bottle and the name.
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    You\'re joking, right? Ed McMahon. Johnny...

    You\'re joking, right?
    Ed McMahon. Johnny Carson\'s right-hand man for something like 40+ years.
    The Publisher\'s Clearinghouse spokesperson for forever and a half.

    Heeeeeeere\'s JOHNNY!

    That...
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    Bob Dylan needs to do a re-write... \"Come...

    Bob Dylan needs to do a re-write...

    \"Come gather young children,
    to beat assholes up.
    Remember your bike chains
    and to wear a cup....
    We\'ll beat them and kick them
    until they\'re near...
  87. Thread: Bureaucracy

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    I\'m not touching this one. It\'d take me weeks...

    I\'m not touching this one.
    It\'d take me weeks to type my rant.
  88. Everyone likes BarstoolProphet\'s name. Nobody...

    Everyone likes BarstoolProphet\'s name.
    Nobody even knows what mine means.
    Which is funny, since I posted the definition, once. Ages ago.

    Anyway, I\'ll get out of this thread, now. I don\'t...
  89. According to popular myth, if you don\'t have...

    According to popular myth, if you don\'t have \'extra minis\' for this, then you just
    aren\'t a real painter.

    Remember, you can not die until every mini you own is painted. We aim for...
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    It\'s been quite a while since there was a PYP...

    It\'s been quite a while since there was a PYP thread, actually. I was still painting
    during the last one.

    Now I\'m painting again, sort of, and here\'s a PYP thread. Pity I don\'t have any...
  91. This is just silly. We should start a new...

    This is just silly.
    We should start a new drinking game for this kind of thing.

    It\'s been a slow month for GW complaints.
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    \"Berlin also plans to ban games like paintball...

    \"Berlin also plans to ban games like paintball and laser-tag that simulate killing on the grounds that they trivialise and encourage violence.\"

    So all computer and console game systems with FPS...
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    My home computer got a virus or something for...

    My home computer got a virus or something for cinco de mayo.

    This makes me less than happy.
    I can\'t run anything of import, and
    what does run goes very very slowly. Even the clock.

    :(
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    Why not take one of those internet questionaires...

    Why not take one of those internet questionaires that help you determine
    your \'secret name\' or whatever? Then use whatever it suggests for you.
  95. You laugh. I\'ve done that, too. That\'s when my...

    You laugh. I\'ve done that, too.
    That\'s when my wife told me I have a problem.
  96. You know you\'re addicted when.... You resolve...

    You know you\'re addicted when....

    You resolve to quit due to severe financial difficulties, and can only hold on to that
    promise for a few months. (I\'m up to 6 minis now, and probably climbing)...
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    A hungamunga. Look it up. :) Or I\'ll do it...

    A hungamunga.
    Look it up. :)

    Or I\'ll do it for you.

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/listverse/ancientweapons/hungamunga.jpg
  98. Close the airports! Lock the borders! Shoot...

    Close the airports! Lock the borders!
    Shoot anyone who approaches!
    PANIC!! PANIC!!!!

    I\'ve got my haz-mat suit, my sterilization chamber, and lots and lots of ammunition.
    Except for the lack of...
  99. I\'ve got 3 minis now. Started painting again....

    I\'ve got 3 minis now. Started painting again. Prior to that, I was probably
    somewhere in the middle.
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    We could solve that by banning anyone with an...

    We could solve that by banning anyone with an average over 7.8... :D
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    Ten years ago, I wasn\'t married yet. OH, for...

    Ten years ago, I wasn\'t married yet.

    OH, for the good old days!
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    I say do both. Enter and collect tips. If you...

    I say do both. Enter and collect tips. If you enter, you can get them to actually
    look at your piece and make suggestions based on what your best is at that time.
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    As regards smoking: I smoke, but I don\'t own...

    As regards smoking:

    I smoke, but I don\'t own a car. While the toxins are different, I have to smoke over
    150 cigarettes per hour to match the pollution that a running car engine puts
    out...
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    I\'m just going to state, again, because I\'ve...

    I\'m just going to state, again, because I\'ve said it before....

    Doctor Spock recanted his earlier works about not spanking children.

    Did he ruin a generation? No.

    What I find interesting,...
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    Buffy The Vampire Slayer Angel 1-3 Firefly...

    Buffy The Vampire Slayer
    Angel 1-3
    Firefly
    Stargate SG-1
    Heroes
    Rome
    Jim Henson\'s Storyteller

    Planning to get:
    Smallville
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    What makes a good campaign?

    I\'ve been thinking about this question a lot, over the last week or two, as I\'m
    gearing up to start a new D&D campaign with my gaming group in the next few
    weeks.

    Before I get into this,...
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    They\'re pretty collectible.

    They\'re pretty collectible.
  108. Thread: glue?

    by Naukhel
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    Excess is a problem, but isn\'t it dust and stuff...

    Excess is a problem, but isn\'t it dust and stuff getting into the excess glue that
    makes it look white?

    I\'ve never noticed whitening in mine when I messed up.
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    You may be on to something, there, Rose... If...

    You may be on to something, there, Rose...

    If it doesn\'t make the customer happy, we duplicate the process with canvases
    on all surfaces, and make millions in the Fine Art sector.

    Partners?
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    They\'re getting more honest, out there. Now...

    They\'re getting more honest, out there.

    Now it\'s just a matter of time before we see something like:

    \"Painted to the highest standard my dog could manage after rolling in the house paint.\"
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    The little diagrams under the video for zoom in...

    The little diagrams under the video for zoom in and zoom out are reversed to
    what the guy in the video did.
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    The re-make of the destroyed piece was shared...

    The re-make of the destroyed piece was shared here a while back. It became
    several large dioramas sharing a theme.

    I don\'t know if this is the destroyed one, or something totally different,...
  113. Thread: Gift of God

    by Naukhel
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    2,593

    On Gifts And God . . . I haven\'t posted...

    On Gifts And God . . .

    I haven\'t posted seriously, or with any length, in a good long time. Tonight, I sat
    myself down, and read through this entire thread, and got to thinking about it.
    ...
  114. Replies
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    \"Why, neither. I\'m obviously Glinda, the Good...

    \"Why, neither. I\'m obviously Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, come to take
    you back to Oz. Get your little dog.\"
  115. Replies
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    We should never forget: \"We need to talk\",...

    We should never forget:

    \"We need to talk\", when coming from our significant other, tends to mean \"We\'re
    about to break up.\"
  116. Replies
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    And now I\'m in England. Can\'t get the PM\'s to...

    And now I\'m in England. Can\'t get the PM\'s to work on this computer for some
    reason. Must be a pop-up issue.

    I\'ll be in Windsor at some point, today. Our itinerary is... made up at the last ...
  117. Replies
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    \"Could you do me a favour?\" This question,...

    \"Could you do me a favour?\"

    This question, when coming from my boss, usually means \"You\'re working lots
    of overtime.\"
  118. Thread: Gift of God

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    Views
    2,593

    Personally, I\'d probably say something. But,...

    Personally, I\'d probably say something. But, then, I\'m kind of an ass.

    Oh, wait. I just attacked myself in the forums. Now I have to report me.

    :bouncy:
  119. Replies
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    Singing telegram at home. Balloon-o-gram at...

    Singing telegram at home.
    Balloon-o-gram at work.
    Clean up your work station without being yelled at to do it, first. :)
    If you can cook, make her a nice dinner with all the romantic fixin\'s. You...
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    I suspect Sir A.C. Clarke was mis-quoted. ...

    I suspect Sir A.C. Clarke was mis-quoted.

    \"Ron Miller is fairly un-talented.\" seems more like what it should say, to me.
  121. Replies
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    I\'d like an order of jumbled sentences with a...

    I\'d like an order of jumbled sentences with a side of mixed metaphors, please...

    Love the fan art pieces.

    Needed a good laugh. Thanks.
  122. Replies
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    Hopefully, I\'ll be able to figure out a meeting...

    Hopefully, I\'ll be able to figure out a meeting time with you, then. I\'m there
    until the 12th. Meeting the in-laws after 6 years of marriage. Heh.
  123. Replies
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    And of course, I\'m arriving in London too late...

    And of course, I\'m arriving in London too late to meet you.
    Stupid sunday morning arrival time.
  124. I read this from beginnign to end, and the part...

    I read this from beginnign to end, and the part that bothered me wasn\'t even the
    religious stuff. That, I\'ve pretty much come to expect from religion, no matter
    the denomination.
    What rather...
  125. Replies
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    It could also be that so many comments came to...

    It could also be that so many comments came to mind that supervike\'s head
    exploded...?

    I think I\'m going to go out and buy one of these and start painting again.

    Damn you, Werner Klocke...
  126. Try Anima Tactics? Listed in the CMON store....

    Try Anima Tactics?
    Listed in the CMON store.
    Some nifty stuff, there.
    Not that I buy anymore.
  127. I don\'t know. I\'m still working on my GD2003...

    I don\'t know.
    I\'m still working on my GD2003 entry.

    I didn\'t make the deadline.

    It\'s probably too late, now.

    Do they accept really old models?

    Like a 1984 berserker?
  128. Replies
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    The nearest pub.

    The nearest pub.
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    The Best Sandwich Ever?

    Following the currect trend of \'The Best...\'...

    What\'s the best sandwich?

    For me, it\'s a specialized thing from a long-gone restaurant called \"Wolfies\"

    The Wolfie. (Yes, that\'s what...
  130. Replies
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    That\'ll be challenging. I leave England on April...

    That\'ll be challenging. I leave England on April 12.
  131. Replies
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    And here I thought I was the only Super Dave...

    And here I thought I was the only Super Dave Osborne fan.
  132. Replies
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    Sorry. I already have the tickets, and can\'t get...

    Sorry. I already have the tickets, and can\'t get there any earlier.
    I\'ve also learned that I\'ll be going to Germany for a day or two, but I don\'t
    yet know which part of Germany I\'ll be going...
  133. Replies
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    Travelling to Great Britain

    Yup. I\'m not painting or anything, yet, but some of you may be interested to know
    that I\'ll be in London for most of 2 weeks, starting March 29th (when my plane lands).
    Anyone over there that...
  134. Replies
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    That would be Alpha Flight. Guardian/Vindicator...

    That would be Alpha Flight.
    Guardian/Vindicator was team leader.
    Aurora and Northstar were twin flying speedsters.
    Sasquatch was the muscle.
    Puck was the midget acrobat nuisance (hated him).
    In...
  135. Replies
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    So, I\'ve entered the freak bar for the first...

    So, I\'ve entered the freak bar for the first time. Nice place. Maybe I should have
    come sooner. Ah, well.

    For the present, I\'ve left the hobby completely. And now, I buy a round for
    all, and...
  136. Replies
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    There\'s really no help for it. You\'ll just have...

    There\'s really no help for it. You\'ll just have to kill one of the children as an example to the others.

    lol
  137. I\'ve seen the \'making of\' stuff for this...

    I\'ve seen the \'making of\' stuff for this that\'s been released, and the director
    spent half of his time raving about how amazingly well Paris did in her role.
    It looks interesting, despite her...
  138. Thread: Hi Guys...

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    1,112

    Any cuffs will do. I\'d like a good ol\'...

    Any cuffs will do. I\'d like a good ol\' fashioned Texas chile for lunch, thanks.
  139. Replies
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    Book: The Complete Works of William Shakespeare....

    Book: The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.
    Song: Oxygene - Jean-Michel Jarre (it\'s really long)
    Movie: Jumpin\' Jack Flash.

    Yeah, I know. It\'s a ludicrous movie, but my mom and I watched...
  140. Replies
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    I sell mine in a desperate bid to get out of...

    I sell mine in a desperate bid to get out of crippling debt. I also paint other people\'s
    minis for money.

    Neither is cutting the mustard. Any psychics out there with good lottery picks
    for me?
  141. Thread: Hi Guys...

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    Hmph. I never got a turn being liz\'s fresh...

    Hmph.
    I never got a turn being liz\'s fresh meat.

    Guess she was too busy chasing after kids, or something. ;)
  142. I actually started off with something helpful, in...

    I actually started off with something helpful, in Painting and Conversions.

    http://www.coolminiornot.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=7561

    For painters on a budget.
  143. Replies
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    I think the winners were the american people. You...

    I think the winners were the american people. You just can\'t buy that kind of
    entertainment. Unless you have 700 billion laying about...
  144. Replies
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    Why do I spend 9 hours over 5 trips to a...

    Why do I spend 9 hours over 5 trips to a warehouse on three different days
    trying to find something, only to have someone sent to help find it in 40 seconds
    of looking?
  145. Replies
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    Slow on the uptake, I am.... When I first...

    Slow on the uptake, I am....

    When I first started posting here, reverend wasn\'t painting.
    Now I\'ve quit, and he\'s starting up again.

    Does this mean I\'m the new reverend?

    Look at the...
  146. Replies
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    I\'ve never heard of anyone picking up a mini and...

    I\'ve never heard of anyone picking up a mini and declaring \"EWWWW! Greasy!\"

    I think you\'re safe, no matter what.
  147. Replies
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    You forgot Rosemary, Dan... Two guys walk into...

    You forgot Rosemary, Dan...

    Two guys walk into a bar. You\'d think one of them would have seen it.
  148. Thread: CMON mascot?

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    Views
    6,520

    Those would be pretty stiff bristles. What would...

    Those would be pretty stiff bristles. What would they be used for?
  149. Replies
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    I can juggle balls of varied size and weight...

    I can juggle balls of varied size and weight (bowling, tennis, and golf).

    I parallel park small cars by picking up the light end and carrying it, rather than
    fiddling about with all that...
  150. Replies
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    Enough.

    Enough.
  151. Thread: useless facts

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    Views
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    I can do that hand/foot thing, too. Took me about...

    I can do that hand/foot thing, too. Took me about 2 minutes to manage it, after
    being told it was impossible.

    Hint: Move slowly at first, until you get used to how weird it feels.
    Because it...
  152. Replies
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    Just once.

    Just once.
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    I remember that. They even did a brief segment...

    I remember that. They even did a brief segment about it on \'The Daily Show\',
    showing him painting during some downtime while filming the movie.
  154. I always found it entertaining, when I was...

    I always found it entertaining, when I was running painting classes at the LGS,
    that I\'d be wearing a name tag, so I could be identified readily.

    \"Hi, My Name is Scott\" on my chest.
    In VERY...
  155. Replies
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    It would be interesting to see if the Dark Ages...

    It would be interesting to see if the Dark Ages could actually be averted. Think how
    much more advanced civilization might be if scientific discovery hadn\'t been pretty
    much branded \'heresy\' by...
  156. Thread: what chapter?

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    722

    \"Hello, Kitty\" Space Marines sound great, to...

    \"Hello, Kitty\" Space Marines sound great, to me.
    Or \"Hello Cthulu\".

    Failing that, do OOTS.

    EDIT: I feel a need to say that I suggested \"Hello Kitty\" BEFORE ever
    seeing that pic in the...
  157. Thread: Stupid Video

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    806

    You mean when every day contained a bad case of...

    You mean when every day contained a bad case of diarhea?

    You must have had some very strange eating habits.

    :flip:
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    I\'ve never heard a mushroom tell a good joke....

    I\'ve never heard a mushroom tell a good joke. And when they try, they always mess up the punch-line.
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    That looks just like my high school reunion...

    That looks just like my high school reunion photo....

    It was a hell of a party.
  160. Thread: blow your mind

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    1,289

    I\'d already been painting for a while when I saw...

    I\'d already been painting for a while when I saw this one, but it was the one
    that first made me really want to improve.

    http://www.coolminiornot.com/78161

    Of course, it\'s all moot, now,...
  161. Thread: Am I right?

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    When you\'re right, you\'re right. And you seem...

    When you\'re right, you\'re right.
    And you seem to be right.
  162. Replies
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    I\'m a fan of the classics, myself... The...

    I\'m a fan of the classics, myself...

    The Magnificent Seven (Western)
    Casablanca
    Roman Holiday
    Breakfast at Tiffany\'s
    The Day The Earth Stood Still
    Plan Nine From Outer Space (It\'s Ed...
  163. Replies
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    Is this some odd kind of yard-surrounding...

    Is this some odd kind of yard-surrounding sculpture I\'m not otherwise familiar with?

    Just call it a wall around the yard.

    Or do you, by any chance, mean Stonehenge? :D

    My thing to do...
  164. Thread: Alien Chess

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    725

    The one where she\'s leaning on the back end of a...

    The one where she\'s leaning on the back end of a car, with her back to you, and
    looking over her shoulder with that little grin on her face?

    Or the one where she\'s sitting in profile wearing...
  165. Replies
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    575

    What about Jeffs? *score 10 points if you get...

    What about Jeffs?

    *score 10 points if you get this joke*
  166. Thread: Something Evil

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    700

    I\'m frightened... And a little bit...

    I\'m frightened...






    And a little bit curious about both lizcam and wiccanpony, now... more than usual,
    anyway.
  167. Replies
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    Reminds me of an old divorce joke.... What\'s...

    Reminds me of an old divorce joke....
    What\'s the difference between a divorce and a tornado?
    When the divorce is over, your wife is gone, as well as the house and the car.
  168. Thread: Sports

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    1,100

    I don\'t generally watch very much, though I\'ve...

    I don\'t generally watch very much, though I\'ve taken to watching golf, occasionally,
    since I started playing again. I also like to watch figure skating events in the winter.

    For playing,...
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    A young body being forced to high levels of...

    A young body being forced to high levels of performance can, indeed, be unhealthy.
    Flexibility isn\'t really a problem, because children are capable of ludicrous
    contortions, anyway.

    What...
  170. Replies
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    They\'re a very new innovation for us, actually....

    They\'re a very new innovation for us, actually. Just in the last five years.
    I prefer my dog team, personally.
    Or the skidoo, if I can get gas.
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    The Chef has left the building

    Isaac Hayes, voice of the Chef from Southpark, The Duke in \'Escape From New York\', deep-voiced crooner of the Theme from Shaft... has left us.

    So has Bernie Mac.
  172. Replies
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    About bloody time. Now, make with the...

    About bloody time.
    Now, make with the submissions.

    :)
  173. Replies
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    @BP: You don\'t need to worry about my mental...

    @BP: You don\'t need to worry about my mental health. I never had any.

    I dug the video up because I thought it was clever, and seemed like a good
    thing to stick into the thread.
  174. Me and a few buddies used to drive consumers at a...

    Me and a few buddies used to drive consumers at a nearby mall crazy by
    picking up cars of people just gone in and moving them to the far end of the parking
    lot. Then we\'d sit and wait for them to...
  175. Replies
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    So, I was riding the bus the other day, and found...

    So, I was riding the bus the other day, and found myself sitting next to a
    beautiful blonde woman who was looking somewhat distraught.
    I asked her what was wrong, and she said her therapist had...
  176. Replies
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    When I was 14, living west of here, I scored the...

    When I was 14, living west of here, I scored the very first perfect 10 in diving
    for my high school. I did a 2 1/2 somersault with a half twist, and got
    a standing ovation from my fellow students....
  177. Replies
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    725

    I think BarstoolProphet really showed how to...

    I think BarstoolProphet really showed how to start, best...

    http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk86/Barstool_Prophet_Miniatures/th_100_1110.jpg
  178. Isn\'t there a listing of scam pages found out,...

    Isn\'t there a listing of scam pages found out, somewhere? I\'m sure I saw one, somewhere.
  179. Thread: What decade?

    by Naukhel
    Replies
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    1,416

    The 70\'s, because we didn\'t feel a need to lock...

    The 70\'s, because we didn\'t feel a need to lock all our doors and windows at
    night. There was actual socializing with the neighbours, including block parties.
    I was little, but I remember a heck...
  180. Replies
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    For me, it depends on the weather, outside. I...

    For me, it depends on the weather, outside. I spray if it\'s nice out, and if it\'s
    raining, I use brush-on.
  181. California has earthquakes? Wow. Who knew?

    California has earthquakes?

    Wow.

    Who knew?
  182. Replies
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    424

    Most people here are far too busy painting minis...

    Most people here are far too busy painting minis to read books.

    *cough* *cough*

    I stopped reading the Star Wars books ages and ages ago. I think the last ones
    I read were the second trilogy,...
  183. Replies
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    @airhead: I\'m not a doctor, but I\'d suggest you...

    @airhead: I\'m not a doctor, but I\'d suggest you stop doing that.

    Congratulations on getting accepted. My wife\'s gearing up to go back to school
    and finish her nursing courses.
  184. Replies
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    Saw it. Loved it. Bought a t-shirt.

    Saw it. Loved it. Bought a t-shirt.
  185. Replies
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    593

    I did an alternate Eiryss sculpt based on the...

    I did an alternate Eiryss sculpt based on the Assassin\'s Creed colours, with a bit
    of Kira from SoulCalibur III thrown in.
    ...
  186. Replies
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    572

    Don\'t feed the cows. Trust me.

    Don\'t feed the cows.
    Trust me.
  187. Thread: Yahoo! toolbar

    by Naukhel
    Replies
    7
    Views
    526

    Remove everything Yahoo. If you need to...

    Remove everything Yahoo.
    If you need to re-install the messenger, make sure you click on the things to
    remove the add-ons.
  188. Replies
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    I only do local business, myself. Never bothered...

    I only do local business, myself.
    Never bothered with a web-site. Maintaining one would just increase the price.
  189. Thread: Yahoo! toolbar

    by Naukhel
    Replies
    7
    Views
    526

    Control Panel. Add/Remove Software. Remove the...

    Control Panel.
    Add/Remove Software.
    Remove the Yahoo Toolbar, there.

    There should also be an \'uninstall\' button for it in your Start Menu.
  190. A few months back, I was looking for a sculptor...

    A few months back, I was looking for a sculptor for a mini for my wife, and was
    given several prices ranging from $200 up to $500 for a human-sized 32mm scale
    human.
    Based on the portfolios I was...
  191. Replies
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    Views
    658

    If you feel the need to ask the question, the...

    If you feel the need to ask the question, the answer is probably \'yes\'.
  192. Replies
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    475

    I stopped voting months ago. I haven\'t noticed...

    I stopped voting months ago. I haven\'t noticed anything.
  193. Replies
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    I caught these last night. They certainly have...

    I caught these last night. They certainly have their moments.
    I think I liked Bad Horse, The Thoroughbred of Sin best.
  194. What are we rating her on? The \'as a whole\'...

    What are we rating her on?
    The \'as a whole\' thing is just too complex without getting professional judges.
    On a scale of 1-10 for various categories:

    Appearance: 7.5
    Personality: (Based on...
  195. Replies
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    1,037

    If I were still painting anything other than...

    If I were still painting anything other than commissions, I\'d buy this. But I\'m not.
    And I won\'t.
    I like having more room in my piddling little apartment.

    DR, just post \'em, and we\'ll...
  196. Replies
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    I think you got beat to the bunch with the...

    I think you got beat to the bunch with the compiled articles now in the painting
    guide available here on the CMON store.
  197. Replies
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    Looks pretty good, so far. Weekend\'s over, now....

    Looks pretty good, so far.
    Weekend\'s over, now. Where\'s the updated pics? Quit slacking off!
  198. Replies
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    695

    imdb.com lists it as a 2011 release. I don\'t...

    imdb.com lists it as a 2011 release.
    I don\'t have the \'plus\' version, so can\'t get any more than that from it.
  199. Replies
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    I\'ll cross my fingers. And my toes. And tie a...

    I\'ll cross my fingers.
    And my toes.
    And tie a knot in my...
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    Happy Anniversary of the day we learned to...

    Happy Anniversary of the day we learned to destroy ourselves more quickly than
    ever before!

    Or am I being cynical, again?
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