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    Some brilliant looking greens there mate. The...

    Some brilliant looking greens there mate. The size of the pics seems to be almost too much though. You may want to resize and resubmit them. :)
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    Painting armies for commission killed my passion...

    Painting armies for commission killed my passion for the hobby and I only recently started painting again.
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    I watch shows I've watched a million times...

    I watch shows I've watched a million times before. Buffy, Angel, Breaking Bad........but it almost always reverts to Star Trek DS9.
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    Uber runs in..... jumps up on the table and...

    Uber runs in..... jumps up on the table and starts yelling out BOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!! BOOBS!!!! bOOBIES! BOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!! BOOB......BOB.......er......wait a tic. BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!
  5. Yeah. I started painting again after 3 years,...

    Yeah. I started painting again after 3 years, soooooooo here I am again. :)
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    It still doesnt burn when I pee. So i'm good.

    It still doesnt burn when I pee. So i'm good.
  7. Thread: Plague Marine

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    NIce job on the green. Nice to see some old...

    NIce job on the green. Nice to see some old faces on here still posting too.
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    ARISE!!!!!!! ARISE!!!!!!!!!!! Old man Ubie...

    ARISE!!!!!!! ARISE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Old man Ubie hath returned!!!!!

    My, my, my........ just look at this place. Not one squirrel in here. Looks like we need someone to clean this place up.
  9. I've always wanted to own the Star Wars...

    I've always wanted to own the Star Wars miniatures that Games Workshop "never" made.
  10. I don't know how many times I've said this,...

    I don't know how many times I've said this, release your IP! Let Hollywood make movies, GW has an IMMENSE world, both fantasy and sci-fi. Its just stupid not to. Look at Marvel and what happened...
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    uber releases 3 million squirrels into the freak...

    uber releases 3 million squirrels into the freak bar. Walks away cackling.
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    While Marjedi is in the back sipping champagne he...

    While Marjedi is in the back sipping champagne he thinks all is fine, when he realizes that uber was in fact a clone, but only once Mystery inc. comes in and unmasks crystella, realizing that he had...
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    poor marjedi then realizes that they are after...

    poor marjedi then realizes that they are after all, BUTTER squirrels and that the real 3 million squirrels were in waiting, for the chance to unleash their popcorn grenades. 3 million shots of...
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    marjedi is made even more upset when she realizes...

    marjedi is made even more upset when she realizes that he in fact is a hologram himself and now marjedi is taken into the blue oyster bar by 1 million butter squirrels.
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    marjedi not knowing that the bar was whisked away...

    marjedi not knowing that the bar was whisked away to Minneapolis Minnesota then realizes that it is below freezing and the bars butter squirrels continue to destroy all the stores of alcohol.
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    uber walks into the bar, releases 3 million...

    uber walks into the bar, releases 3 million butter squirrels. all pure butter, alive and wriggling and attacking the bar and drinking the beer!!!!!
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    so duende just got offered a free painted illyad...

    so duende just got offered a free painted illyad minotaur by an awesome painter. all she has to do is paint again. everyone stare at her sip your beer as you eye her and say, "WELL ..........get...
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    at this point i would just give up, and move on. ...

    at this point i would just give up, and move on. its sad to see that happen, but sometimes you just have to cut your losses. you ever want one painted and actually sent back to you, i'd be glad to...
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    Noooo!!!!!

    Noooo!!!!!
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    Quick someone call for help!!! The bar is out of...

    Quick someone call for help!!! The bar is out of liquor!!!!

    0118 999 881 999 119 725.......3!
  21. As a game store owner, I feel I have a few...

    As a game store owner, I feel I have a few comments to go with this. Unless you are in a very large community/city or college town as a game store you have a VERY hard time keeping in business. To...
  22. No that would just be wrong. I mean if I see...

    No that would just be wrong. I mean if I see something that I want to buy, its gotta be the nicest and of the best quality. If I buy a GI joe action figure I want it to be in pristene condition. ...
  23. Well i don't think its on the back, it looks like...

    Well i don't think its on the back, it looks like part of the mold. But the front has TWO fingerprints right on it. I mean thats just sad.
  24. I don't know any other way to say this. The...

    I don't know any other way to say this. The paint jobs are REALLY hurting these miniatures. I mean its just bad. The Wargs look like they have one or two coats, a highlight and a wash. I know...
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    ZOMG.....I go away for a few days and come back...

    ZOMG.....I go away for a few days and come back to Alice Erotica..... Uber proceeds to pull all the film out and run around skipping.
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    screw you life........bad day got worse. ...

    screw you life........bad day got worse. returned rent check, (that my bank goofed up) $1200 car bill, and am in a general bad frickin mood now. someone give me a hug
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    WOOHOO!!!! Body cavity searches......wait a...

    WOOHOO!!!! Body cavity searches......wait a tic.....Olga what are you doing, hey stop, put down the cattle prod!!!!!
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    Bawgs!!!!!!!

    Bawgs!!!!!!!
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    Fuwn................

    Fuwn................
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    lmao!!!! vikey!!! just to let you know, boobs...

    lmao!!!! vikey!!! just to let you know, boobs are now to be referred to as "funbags" or you incite the wrath of Miss Pony and Duende.
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    He obviously is an agent of Team Rocket!

    He obviously is an agent of Team Rocket!
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    *ball finally stops its thrashing and the red...

    *ball finally stops its thrashing and the red light goes off......crystella has now been caught by Pokemaster Uberdark*
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    Throws a Pokemon Master Ball at crystella..........

    Throws a Pokemon Master Ball at crystella....... YOU ARE MINE!!!!
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    muwahahahahhahaha!!!! the revolution is NIGH!!!!

    muwahahahahhahaha!!!! the revolution is NIGH!!!!
  35. Thread: Wish me luck!

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    congrats man!!!! being a dad is more rewarding...

    congrats man!!!! being a dad is more rewarding than achieving a perfect 10 on coolmini.
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    Hi there. First let me say, you have some very...

    Hi there. First let me say, you have some very nice work and I am very impressed in how quickly you paint and are improving.
    As for the flames, I would highly reccomend to start going back into...
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    Why's everybody always picking on me? ...

    Why's everybody always picking on me?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU&safe=active
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    Would have made a great picture question for your...

    Would have made a great picture question for your trivia contest Sukes.
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    Uber releases Olga's only weakness: Nair hair...

    Uber releases Olga's only weakness: Nair hair treatment!
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    An issue with typing in WWW.wyrd.com

    ok, so today I mistakenly typed in wyrd.com

    www.wyrd.com

    instead of wyrd-miniatures.net.


    Check out the crazy yourselves.

    WTF yo?
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    Oh Marjedi, You of only 1.5k freak status.........

    Oh Marjedi, You of only 1.5k freak status...... you're so cute. While you were using your tazer I replaced the batteries with blue icing. Teehee ....it tickles.

    Uber runs around the room...
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    uber jumps up in his leather smock and starts...

    uber jumps up in his leather smock and starts doing the "running man"......

    ALL YOU LADIES CHECK ME OUT!!!!!!


    *and the squirrels are released*
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    *whimpers........loudly!*

    *whimpers........loudly!*
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    fodder: ya little whipper snaper, i am at least...

    fodder: ya little whipper snaper, i am at least younger than miss duende! bwahahahahhahaha....


    oh man, now i'm gonna get beat again.
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    So its ALL my fault sukes? gonna have to have...

    So its ALL my fault sukes? gonna have to have another big mek showdown one day soon. Good to see you back and my first bits come in next week. Woohoo!
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    on a totally different note: remind me to NEVER...

    on a totally different note: remind me to NEVER get into a religious debate with a right wing christian fundamentalist using logic.......ugggh. what was i thinking?
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    I pray to god not. Did you see him as the last...

    I pray to god not. Did you see him as the last indiana jones? He's too old for this. Sure if he's a grizzled old man who sits in his millenium falcon driving at 2 parsecs and yelling at the young...
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    It was stated last week that the new movies WOULD...

    It was stated last week that the new movies WOULD NOT have anything to do with ANY of the books. Lucas wrote the beginning treatments and has always said that any movies created after Return of the...
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    wakes up all groggy and covered in butter with a...

    wakes up all groggy and covered in butter with a headache........

    "wait why is there blue paint on my tender man bits!?"
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    jesooo h....christmas!!!! im getting beat today....

    jesooo h....christmas!!!! im getting beat today. and on election day.
  51. Thread: uberdarks WIP

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    just to let everyone know. I have decided to...

    just to let everyone know. I have decided to pick up the paintbrush for the first time in over a year. I am making a ork/tau army. We should be seeing more posts with pics in the next week.
    ...
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    All I can say is it dealt with two gallons of...

    All I can say is it dealt with two gallons of vaseline, three 2x4's, and rug burn.
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    You act like that was a bad thing?

    You act like that was a bad thing?
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    crystella: trust me, the white drink still makes...

    crystella: trust me, the white drink still makes me cry and huddle into a little ball.
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    better not be the white drink we were talking...

    better not be the white drink we were talking about earlier!
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    no doubt. time to get out the riding crop guys. ...

    no doubt. time to get out the riding crop guys. Lets take whacks at LizCam until she gets back.

    SMACK!!!!!

    Wow....quite the jiggling of fun bags with that hit.
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    uberdark eats the mysterious looking cookie...

    uberdark eats the mysterious looking cookie shaped like a pill. "Oh my, i've just shat my pants."
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    I am so sorry Duende. I will forever refer to...

    I am so sorry Duende. I will forever refer to breasts as funbags on this site from this point forward.

    THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!!!! NO FURTHER!!!! ;)
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    duende=bewbs!!!!! Apparently she frightens the...

    duende=bewbs!!!!! Apparently she frightens the little painters away at the game store when she walks in. (cause she's a chick) Then they all forget how to speak until she leaves. lololol
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    someone keep me from punching children.

    someone keep me from punching children.
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    Happy Birthday SukiGod!!!!

    To my brother from another mother. To my boogaboo, to the SECOND BEST ork painter on the site...... ;)


    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!!!
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    Can anyone guess what mine was? I mean if you...

    Can anyone guess what mine was? I mean if you have seen me on the forums then you should KNOW what I had.
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    I would really like to know if all of our East...

    I would really like to know if all of our East Coast friends are doing alright.
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    Cause Papa Smurf is Hitler and Gargamel is...

    Cause Papa Smurf is Hitler and Gargamel is actually a metaphor for the Soviet Union.
  65. Thread: New to Forums

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    Paint all the miniatures!!!!!!!!!

    Paint all the miniatures!!!!!!!!!
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    I don't have a girl. so i am set. woot!!!

    I don't have a girl. so i am set. woot!!!
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    i like ta' paint perty women wif bewbs. ...

    i like ta' paint perty women wif bewbs.

    BEWBS!!!!!!!
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    You know if it wasn't for the United States, you...

    You know if it wasn't for the United States, you Brits would be a bunch of Nazi's............

    :3

    Stereotyping Ubie is Stereotyping Ubie
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    I am interested in knowing from our friends...

    I am interested in knowing from our friends throughout the world, what are the common stereotypes of Americans though? I have been told by multiple people that they consider us to be big, fat people...
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    Sorry Mike: I got no clue. but we are a bit...

    Sorry Mike: I got no clue. but we are a bit NSFW every once in a while. lol.

    On a side note, I now know what a crazy person looks like. I just spent the weekend sorting around 100k in magic...
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    ok guys....drinks and free squirrels for...

    ok guys....drinks and free squirrels for everyone. the term ridiculously happy comes to mind for me. now becoming co-owner of a brick and mortar gaming store, looking to quit my job by next fall,...
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    I am just taken by this thread.....jail, hacking...

    I am just taken by this thread.....jail, hacking and all the craziness within. welcome back chrispy!!!!
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    shifty eyed stare at a particular man in Colorado.

    shifty eyed stare at a particular man in Colorado.
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    Jeremie: I have to admit, you have inspired me. ...

    Jeremie: I have to admit, you have inspired me. Looking at all of your journey to Africa, I think I need to do this now. Time to start planning for a year from now.
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    Oh and btw, anyone thought about making a "freak...

    Oh and btw, anyone thought about making a "freak bar" over on facebook as well. we could make it our super special secret club........that i just blabbed all about.
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    nope, Ubie obviously does, he just was waiting...

    nope, Ubie obviously does, he just was waiting for the appropriate response. Now Cannon has that mental image in his brain for the rest of his life.
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    i know right? seriously, i was NOT planning on...

    i know right? seriously, i was NOT planning on it being that damn good.
  78. Oh and Darwin: I DO NOT and will NOT ever...

    Oh and Darwin: I DO NOT and will NOT ever believe our country is better than any other country. You sir, have just followed a typical American stereotype that all of us act like that. I'm sorry,...
  79. ok, so I just reported this thread to be taken...

    ok, so I just reported this thread to be taken down or locked. Its kind of sad when the trolling comes up and people cannot be civil. Our future is becoming more like Babylon Five than Star Trek...
  80. i just gave all of mine away last week. 3 whole...

    i just gave all of mine away last week. 3 whole armies including all of my supplies. i kept space hulk and super dungeon explore. thats it. women and sex change your outlook quickly.
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    Road apples........mmmmmm....i want some road...

    Road apples........mmmmmm....i want some road apples and hot cider.
  82. Ok, there are times when people can say what...

    Ok, there are times when people can say what they want and still be reserved. If I remember Airhead is quite the Republican and he is able to discuss things quite logical and sincere in his beliefs...
  83. animal is a republican

    animal is a republican
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    do not ever use rubbing alcohol.....seriously it...

    do not ever use rubbing alcohol.....seriously it just eats plastic. and you never know if it will or not. on metal, sure thats fine, but it takes forever. i just use finger nail polish remover for...
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    I am going to go out on a limb here and mention...

    I am going to go out on a limb here and mention quite possibly the best sci-fi film I have seen since The Matrix.....


    LOOPER This movie is AMAZING. sure the time travel is a bit wonky, but...
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    bubba, get me a fat tire pale ale. i just had an...

    bubba, get me a fat tire pale ale. i just had an awesome weekend and a woman is making me a "jane" hat for cookies. lol.
  87. boobies.....LOTS AND LOTS of boobies.

    boobies.....LOTS AND LOTS of boobies.
  88. I think that one thing that is interesting was...

    I think that one thing that is interesting was not bringing up the 47% comment. This is quite a good idea in hindsight, because it gives Romney more time to goof it up. Of which he did today, by...
  89. Presidential Debates: Please remember that you should play nice! lol

    Please discuss pros and cons of the debate from last night including future debates. I would also enjoy hearing people's thoughts on other countries and their own debate styles where they live.
    ...
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    Might want to mod that license plate if its your...

    Might want to mod that license plate if its your car. hackers can steal all of your information with just seeing your license plate. i talk from experience and another post i put up once with my...
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    screw him. he messes with gamers he gets his face...

    screw him. he messes with gamers he gets his face sent to the ground and we end up rolling D20's on his bloated ass.
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    well wait a year and some chinese company will...

    well wait a year and some chinese company will start making copies.
  93. freak: no the economy kept me from it for years....

    freak: no the economy kept me from it for years. however i just talked to the ex tonight guys. she is wanting to move their too!!!!! so her and the boyfriend and my boys will all be out there and...
  94. Uber is leaving teaching.......finally! lol

    So today I finished my resume and have applied to work for Amazon and a few other places. It looks like I am possibly moving to the Seattle area. I have friends who work there and have said as long...
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    wait....wait....wait!!!!! simplest answer...

    wait....wait....wait!!!!! simplest answer ever!!!!! Just put copious amounts of ex-lax into all the food and let them eat AS MUCH AS THEY WANT!!! Then we should have an answer to America's weight...
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    after 4 1/2 hours, and 3 hours of sleep later, i...

    after 4 1/2 hours, and 3 hours of sleep later, i am sore all over. i need a massage!!!! bubba: get me a 5 hour energy shot! heheehe
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    apparently you dont KNOW what blairs does. lol. ...

    apparently you dont KNOW what blairs does. lol. i actually took the challenge a few years ago. hehe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blair%27s_Sauces_and_Snacks#Blair.27s_Death_Sauce...
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    Einion. I totally understand that, and it is...

    Einion. I totally understand that, and it is VERY hard to make something for everyone, but the majority of american children do not exercise like they should. If my son who is 9 ate 750 calories at...
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    may make? he's going down. uber takes away the...

    may make? he's going down. uber takes away the vaseline and replaces it with some blairs 3am concentrated hot sauce.
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    Rune: exactly!!!

    Rune: exactly!!!
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    Hey America you're fat.....

    This article amazed me today. America is a fat bunch of people, I am partially one of them. So teenagers are complaining that they are ONLY being served 750 calories at lunch. I mean come on. ...
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    just turned on contemporary christian country...

    just turned on contemporary christian country music on my station to punish my art class. #evilbastarduber
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    sex was new at the time and i was equally horny. ...

    sex was new at the time and i was equally horny. lmao
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    lol. well thats not what my ex girlfriend said...

    lol. well thats not what my ex girlfriend said at the time. that was only the first day. we had a 3 day weekend. hahahha
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    For my ork army, I had over 150 orks...

    For my ork army, I had over 150 orks individually. after drilling forty of them and meticulously making each perfectly centered I gave up out of sheer exasperation and painted the black dot on. ...
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    nope. true story bro. lol.... i was 21.

    nope. true story bro. lol.... i was 21.
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    cannon: you can just call me mister 15 times in...

    cannon: you can just call me mister 15 times in a day. hehe
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    bubba i need two sex on the beaches!!!! i have a...

    bubba i need two sex on the beaches!!!! i have a date tonight. squee!!!!!!
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    I have friends that live in Denver. I have been...

    I have friends that live in Denver. I have been meaning to go. Although a plane ticket to London is only $1k right now. I may wait for a super saver ticket. Where is lizcam when we need her.
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    I should go to Europe some day. Anyone wanna let...

    I should go to Europe some day. Anyone wanna let me stay at their place for a few weeks?
    lol.
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    crys: its been going on horrid for 4 years.

    crys: its been going on horrid for 4 years.
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    december 23rd is our break i believe....until...

    december 23rd is our break i believe....until january 2nd.
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    if you can get that type of detail out of just...

    if you can get that type of detail out of just plastic for the dark vengeance set, then there should be NO REASON to make finecast at all. which in my opinion, is horrible and quite a bit lower in...
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    someone please shoot me. these students are...

    someone please shoot me. these students are driving me crazy!!!! ugggh!!!
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    Its monday and instead of squirrels i am making...

    Its monday and instead of squirrels i am making butter golems out of each your likenesses. enjoy.
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    I like the fact I am the reason for most of it. ...

    I like the fact I am the reason for most of it. Gotta love Uber and his towel and squirrel shenanigans!!!!
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    Yet again PP manages to come up with a pose that...

    Yet again PP manages to come up with a pose that looks pretty nice from ONE ANGLE.
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    did I ever mention I hunt Eevee's with my...

    did I ever mention I hunt Eevee's with my squirrels compatriots?
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    Wow....only 499 more posts and I attain Super...

    Wow....only 499 more posts and I attain Super Freak status.
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    Its the weekend. uber walks to the back and...

    Its the weekend. uber walks to the back and pulls a lever that unleashes 3k squirrels all with tiaras and tu-tu's. ENJOY!
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    In anger? Oh yeah....I rip heads off and crap...

    In anger? Oh yeah....I rip heads off and crap down throats if they are bad.
  122. Replies
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    you don't know me that well cannon........ ...

    you don't know me that well cannon........ uberdark has no shame or gag reflex.
  123. Replies
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    who said you would have use of them after the...

    who said you would have use of them after the experience?
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    you would. I would make sure that every time he...

    you would. I would make sure that every time he hears a riding crop he involuntarily clenches his sphincter.
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    I have no issues with the dragon. but what is...

    I have no issues with the dragon. but what is the point of that incredibly annoying tree stump? Its just ......well odd..
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    the squirrels are riding the robotic amish. ...

    the squirrels are riding the robotic amish. Cannon you're not even at 500 posts yet. We need to abuse you some more. Miss Crys please feel free to use my squirrels to "play" with Cannon Fodder.
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    Mike, Its firmly aimed at your posterior!!! ...

    Mike, Its firmly aimed at your posterior!!!

    edit: feather side first!!!
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    Hey wait a sec!!!!! I just saw Donna trying to...

    Hey wait a sec!!!!! I just saw Donna trying to use the feather duster on Mike!!!! Put that down Miss Pony!!!!
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    all part of my plan Sand Rat......

    all part of my plan Sand Rat......
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    ubie reemerges with the towel and throws it to...

    ubie reemerges with the towel and throws it to supervike. Boobies mate, boobies!!!!!!!!!!
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    Rips towel away from crystella and runs through...

    Rips towel away from crystella and runs through the bar giggling!!!!!!
  132. Replies
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    hey now!!!! I'm evil and twisted and vile and...

    hey now!!!! I'm evil and twisted and vile and make opportunistic grabs at any woman's boobs on here but i'm not BAD Crystella.
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    i need about 3 straight shots of 151 to calm me...

    i need about 3 straight shots of 151 to calm me down. these students make me want to punch something beautiful.
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    another consideration is another guy on here...

    another consideration is another guy on here doing a wip of a space marine and an eldar and his use of paper clips i believe worked fairly well. possibly connect smaller tendrils from one or two...
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    that base is SOOOO much better than before. You...

    that base is SOOOO much better than before. You really feel the weight of the hand on the dirt. It gives it more of a real life feel. Keep it up and also glad you got rid of the thing on the hand....
  136. Thread: Earthworm Jim

    by uberdark
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    looking very nice so far. will have to see more...

    looking very nice so far. will have to see more before I can critique more. The head is turning out to be spot on though.
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    Here's something to get you censored. ...... ...

    Here's something to get you censored. ...... "VIKEY HATES BOOBIES!!!!!!"
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    He abides.............................

    He abides.............................
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    the elevator leads to the bowling alley. Its an...

    the elevator leads to the bowling alley. Its an exact replica of the bowling alley in The Big Lebowski.
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    missed you to Donna! :D

    missed you to Donna! :D
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    witch laughs and holy water....... i laugh at...

    witch laughs and holy water....... i laugh at neither. :p
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    But Miss Pony i just strapped up 300 nubile young...

    But Miss Pony i just strapped up 300 nubile young men in your new basement.
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    But johnboy.......boobs have electrolytes.

    But johnboy.......boobs have electrolytes.
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    i like boobs.

    i like boobs.
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    me and some friends designed a whole world and...

    me and some friends designed a whole world and such on a 2' x2' battle board. it was a blast to play and we even had the pictures. it wasnt until 3d printing and computer enhancing technology came...
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    i got $2.5k for my ork army.....but was offered...

    i got $2.5k for my ork army.....but was offered $4k if it was split up. i ended up selling it in one piece to a loving ork home instead.
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    no beans.....just vodka flavored gummi bears

    no beans.....just vodka flavored gummi bears
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    and sherpas!!! deposited right in the opening to...

    and sherpas!!! deposited right in the opening to Cafe Du' Freak!!!!
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    i just can't get over how MUCH money these...

    i just can't get over how MUCH money these companies are making. I seriously am thinking about finally producing my own miniatures that I designed for a game 10 years ago.
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    Marjedi is making fun of the robotic amish...

    Marjedi is making fun of the robotic amish automatons controlled by the squirrel overlords everyone!!!!!!!
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    nothing wrong with pimping oneself ya'll.

    nothing wrong with pimping oneself ya'll.
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    Tales from the Freak Bar #8675309

    Thats right kiddos, the old bar is being shoved under, the new one has been set up. The slave quarters for the non freaks have been set up, the bar is fully stocked and a brand new fluffy has come...
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    i really think its about time this page gets...

    i really think its about time this page gets retired. we need a new freak bar thread to start when it gets up to page 74. lol. *uber unleashes barrels of squirrels and Amish to destroy said bar.
  154. thanks man. message sent back. :D

    thanks man. message sent back. :D
  155. Looking for a Kingdom Death Wet Nurse to buy or trade

    I have around 50 points of assembled but not painted trollbloods and a smattering of other things. Anyone want to sell one, send me an email here.
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    Its Monday!!!!!! We all know what that means!!!!...

    Its Monday!!!!!! We all know what that means!!!!


    Uberdark releases a cluster of squirrels complete with copies of Octo-mom's newest porn!!!! Enjoy you degenerate scum.
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    Why don't we see what happens when someone brings...

    Why don't we see what happens when someone brings up a teacher using their tenders to paint butterflies on paper and the ethics therein? lol.....I remember that one.
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    A little late, but congrats on not dying and shit.

    A little late, but congrats on not dying and shit.
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    Nowhere really. lol. Just been busy teaching...

    Nowhere really. lol. Just been busy teaching and have a girlfriend now. She lives 3 hours away, so my mini painting has gone the wayside. But other than that, still keeping up with lizcam and...
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    Its been TOO long. Squirrel powers activate and...

    Its been TOO long. Squirrel powers activate and destroy the bar!!!!!!
  161. Guys this is great. Thanks for all the ideas. I...

    Guys this is great. Thanks for all the ideas. I was looking at seeing some plays, but damn if they are not expensive. My issue is that my training goes from 8 am till 5pm everyday. I do not know...
  162. Thanks bud....thats one place to go too....now...

    Thanks bud....thats one place to go too....now onto more ideas!!!!!
  163. Going on Trip to New York need advice on places to go

    I am going to New York next week. Mind you its for training at my job, but my evenings are free. I am literally 2 blocks from Times Square.

    So can someone give me ideas of places to go...
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    L. A school replaces all school staff

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/story/2012-02-06/los-angeles-teacher-abuse-miramonte-school/52994558/1

    This story hit America last week and since then has also wielded ANOTHER teacher who...
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    mud duck: pfft. ill see your chainsaw weilding...

    mud duck: pfft. ill see your chainsaw weilding meerkats and raise you turtle throwing, chain smoking, poo flinging, ant eaters.
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    I do rank and file troops for $5....space marine...

    I do rank and file troops for $5....space marine size. nothing too amazing, just a little above table top. if you want them assembled too then i charge an extra $35 for say a group of 15 space...
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    nope...already taken and put into mud ducks...

    nope...already taken and put into mud ducks arse....now thats a good hidin spot.
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    good morning all. long time no see. :D i bring...

    good morning all. long time no see. :D i bring forth rabid hampsters and explosive laced squirrels for the freak bar. fly my little minions. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Poll: american football is better. we took a boring...

    american football is better. we took a boring game that allows ties and made it awesomer. :p lol
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    buncha bollocks.... go away lizcam.. ;) welcome...

    buncha bollocks.... go away lizcam.. ;) welcome back hun. :D
  171. Thread: Two Weeks.

    by uberdark
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    Id color you happy..... but you Brits still spell...

    Id color you happy..... but you Brits still spell "color" wrong. ;) congrats man you deserve it
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    lets put it this way. miss pony would LOVE this...

    lets put it this way. miss pony would LOVE this girl. lol.
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    nope. although she is a fair amount younger. so...

    nope. although she is a fair amount younger. so she keeps me on me toes. lol
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    mental note: :P

    mental note: :P
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    uber walks in wearing a fish net leotard, with a...

    uber walks in wearing a fish net leotard, with a crossbow slung around his back, and a yellow fedora. he sits down gingerly and says, "i need a few shots of 151, i got a new girlfriend."
  176. well 3rd offer fell through so it looks like...

    well 3rd offer fell through so it looks like starting next weekend this entire army will be broken up and put up on e bay. rock on all.
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    avelorn: you have no clue how much that piece of...

    avelorn: you have no clue how much that piece of trash gets me on a sunday morning.
    ritual: damn right!!! now get that skirt back on and get back to the Goth corner.....youre in high demand.
    ...
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    watch it!!! we all know i pimp the mini painters...

    watch it!!! we all know i pimp the mini painters on coolminironot. someones gonna get cut. Shifty eyed stare.
  179. malchiar: i have thought about that. but am not...

    malchiar: i have thought about that. but am not so sure about the bad moon emporium. ive had a fair amount of people rip others off there. :/
  180. just a quick bump. its been almost two weeks. ...

    just a quick bump. its been almost two weeks. anyone still interested in this army? im getting ready to split it up and put it up on ebay starting this weekend.
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    and with advancing age comes saggier boobs. deny...

    and with advancing age comes saggier boobs. deny change!!!! embrace silicone!
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    i do agree on that one elly. keep the commenting...

    i do agree on that one elly. keep the commenting the way it is now. its actually quite nice. the rest just seems like an odd fit.
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    i REALLY dont like the white background. nor the...

    i REALLY dont like the white background. nor the set up for the way to view minis. it was much easier to just click on a persons page before and see the list of minis in the thumbnails. another...
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    well im back at work. so time to unleash the...

    well im back at work. so time to unleash the squirrel hordes yet again get em' boys
  185. finn17: no worries. i live in north america. ...

    finn17: no worries. i live in north america. there is more to the army than the original ork army. bunch of new things added. lootas out the butt. more kans, i really couldnt tell you till i...
  186. uberdarks ork army for sale. yes the entire collection

    if you look right here. www.coolminiornot.com/artist/uberdark you can see the entire army for sale. it includes all the stuff you can see on my mini page. only wanting money. no trades. i also...
  187. the bronze winner in youngbloods ryan holmes is...

    the bronze winner in youngbloods ryan holmes is one of my painting students i taught how to paint. thats my second one whos won a golden demon youngblood in 4 years. so proud of the guy. he just...
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    happy birthday ritual!!

    havent seen you in a while but still. rock on and God Fodelsedagen!
  189. Replies
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    so ive sobered up. im done being a nice uber. ...

    so ive sobered up. im done being a nice uber. it worked well for me a year ago after my divorce. i slept around and had lots of fun. might as well go back to that dick version of me again. lol.
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    its 11am and my ass is fricking drunk. ...

    its 11am and my ass is fricking drunk. wooooootttt,,,,,
  191. meh......id still tap cheetara like a champ!!!!

    meh......id still tap cheetara like a champ!!!!
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    that quite emuff! here begins the revolution. ...

    that quite emuff! here begins the revolution. take the bar men!!!!
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    uber catches noneed, trips crystella and starts...

    uber catches noneed, trips crystella and starts the revolution!!!! GENTLEMEN THIS IS OUR TIME..........THIS .....IS.......C'MON!!!!!!! *uber throws a woman in the pit and turns around revealing abs...
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    i disagree back. sorry but making comments like...

    i disagree back. sorry but making comments like he did was insensitive. he made a dumb stupid choice. my friend wes did too when he killed himself and 4 other friends. but i would NOT go out...
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    just got played like Pinocchio. again......this...

    just got played like Pinocchio. again......this time it hurts....im tired of being a nice frickin guy. its time to turn into a womanizing dick.
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    i lost five friends in one night to drunk...

    i lost five friends in one night to drunk driving. sad really. but roger eberts response imho was unwarranted. where he tweeted, "friends dont let jackasses drive drunk" about an hour after it...
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    i think im gonna go on a 72 hour binge. lol

    i think im gonna go on a 72 hour binge. lol
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    women are evil and booze is good

    thats pretty much life in a nutshell. bwahahaha.....
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    yep...i had a bowl haircut. my two boys have had...

    yep...i had a bowl haircut. my two boys have had them.....and being a teacher......yep....its a right of passage. thank god the mullet is dead.
  200. i played it for a year. enjoyed it, only got bad...

    i played it for a year. enjoyed it, only got bad my first week. after that, 1-2 hours every 3 days. when it came time for my divorce, it seemed only logical that to save money i could forego the...
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