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    I'll check my collection.

    I'll check my collection.
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    Kill Doctor Lucky, or its sequel, Save Doctor...

    Kill Doctor Lucky, or its sequel, Save Doctor Lucky.

    Absurdly fun.
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    I use this, personally, when I need...

    I use this, personally, when I need magnification.

    http://www.thesource.ca/estore/product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=Online&category=Misc_Tools&product=6402063

    The clips hold the mini for me,...
  4. Actually, I believe those words were spoken by...

    Actually, I believe those words were spoken by Milo, when Steve Dallas re-discovered his masculinity and mysoginy.
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    "That was a pretty good insult... for a fifth...

    "That was a pretty good insult... for a fifth grader. Come back and try again when you're ready to play with the grown-ups."

    "Did your mother have any children that lived?"

    "That was such a big...
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    Ah, yes. Babies. I have seen these before....

    Ah, yes. Babies. I have seen these before. Nothing else in the world is capable of making someone go through so much misery, and still be happy about it.
    Congratulations on your bundle of joy.
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    Wishing you the best of luck in the venture....

    Wishing you the best of luck in the venture.
    I've considered taking such a plunge a few times, but my biggest concern (for myself) is that the hobby might lose its joy for me if it's also my job.
  8. Thread: Maniac

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    It's 'hear, hear'

    It's 'hear, hear'
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    I disagree. Greed: Mrs. Howell. (Wanted Thurston...

    I disagree.
    Greed: Mrs. Howell. (Wanted Thurston all to herself)
    Gluttony: Gilligan (always hungry)
    Sloth: Mr. Howell (never wanted to do anything work-related)
    Lust: Skipper (hot for Ginger)...
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    Hmmm. $249.99... but the Canadian dollar is above...

    Hmmm. $249.99... but the Canadian dollar is above par at present, which is good for me... But I'm moving in 2 months and that's going to hurt financially...

    I need to win the lottery. That's all...
  11. Thread: 16,000

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    Well, I just did a search for the keywords...

    Well, I just did a search for the keywords 'boobies' and 'supervike', and there were 33 pages of thread results.
    Average length of each thread was 5 pages.
    If we assume Supervike posted the word...
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    Is it just me, or do the guys on the Lars...

    Is it just me, or do the guys on the Lars Kristerz album look like the '5 Neat Guys' from SCTV?
    John Candy, Dave Thomas, Rick Moranis, Joe Flaherty and Eugene Levy...
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    My personal vote would be 2 points on the forums....

    My personal vote would be 2 points on the forums.
    All other comments I might have have been made, already.
    Though... with the blank space by the CMON logo... maybe have a banner contest to make...
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    Some of the Reaper familiars can be used with...

    Some of the Reaper familiars can be used with very minor modifications.
  15. Oh, stop.... you're going to make me blush...

    Oh, stop.... you're going to make me blush...
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    You aren't getting older. You're getting more...

    You aren't getting older. You're getting more evil.
  17. *sniff* I can die now.... I have seen beauty.

    *sniff* I can die now.... I have seen beauty.
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    In my opinion, one does not fully qualify for the...

    In my opinion, one does not fully qualify for the 'old' category until they:

    A: Plot out a good spot at the starin' window.
    B: Sleep only 4 hours a night, at most (Stephen King refers to this as...
  19. The Ortega family from Malifaux are pretty...

    The Ortega family from Malifaux are pretty awesome western looking minis, too.
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    Avoid the fizzy skittles. Awful things.

    Avoid the fizzy skittles. Awful things.
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    What mini is the top of your current WANT list?...

    What mini is the top of your current WANT list? -- Thyra, Menoth Warcaster

    What mini are you currently painting? Reaper's Pathfinder Dragon

    Current favorite paint color? Scar Red VGC

    Current...
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    I'm not at that level, but I really do doubt the...

    I'm not at that level, but I really do doubt the bit about girls really wanting nice guys.
    Or maybe I'm not that nice. Who the hell knows?
  23. They made a few appearances in Smallville,...

    They made a few appearances in Smallville, actually.
    Xan took on the form of fog. Ooooo.
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    Burnout

    I've lost my will to paint.
    I have a slew of already-paid-for commissions that I need to get done, and even watching my
    'How to pick up your brush' video hasn't helped.
    I have plenty of time to do...
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    Do a diorama of one of the guys sitting on a...

    Do a diorama of one of the guys sitting on a thrown looking at what appears from his side to be a giant video monitor, but is actually a window, and some orks fighting some marines on the other side.
  26. Just imagine how much better Robotech would have...

    Just imagine how much better Robotech would have been if we didn't have to listen to MinMay singing the same two songs over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and...
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    Let the buyer beware, indeed. He said after...

    Let the buyer beware, indeed.
    He said after cleaning tea off his monitor.
  28. Com.. plee shun? What is this strange word you...

    Com.. plee shun?
    What is this strange word you use?
    You're speaking in tongues!
  29. I buy for my table top wargaming, of course, and...

    I buy for my table top wargaming, of course, and for Dungeons and Dragons use.
    The rest, I've been mostly buying on an 'Ooo, that looks like it'll be fun/challenging to paint.'
    Intricate details...
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    Dress him in a pink tutu! With a tiara!

    Dress him in a pink tutu!
    With a tiara!
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    It relaxes me, and keeps me from thinking about...

    It relaxes me, and keeps me from thinking about my miserable luck with the ladies.
    One of these days, I should put the brushes down and try going out to meet more people.
  32. I spilled a box of iron filings into mine a...

    I spilled a box of iron filings into mine a little while back and used a magnet to clean them out.
    3 weeks later, the computer repair guy stopped laughing at me and fixed it.
    Good thing I own more...
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    1: The 'love muscle' is a misnomer. The only...

    1: The 'love muscle' is a misnomer. The only muscle involved is the heart, pumping blood.
    2: I don't think you're sorry at all.
  34. Dramatic music can make all the difference. It...

    Dramatic music can make all the difference. It really can.
  35. Best article I ever put together for getting back...

    Best article I ever put together for getting back into painting:
    How to pick up your brush:

    http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk86/Barstool_Prophet_Miniatures/th_100_1110.jpg
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    Poll: Pickles make baby Jesus cry. The bath mat should...

    Pickles make baby Jesus cry.
    The bath mat should not be wet.
    Dogs barking. Can't find umbrella.
    Plan 9 From Outer Space makes perfect sense with the right chemical mix.
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    Bigger pictures would help judge it better.

    Bigger pictures would help judge it better.
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    The toy store. The honkin' big 8 storey toy...

    The toy store. The honkin' big 8 storey toy store. I can't remember what it's called. I haven't been for years.
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    There's a Tiddly-Winks computer game?

    There's a Tiddly-Winks computer game?
  40. I suggest a Brita filter, or something similar....

    I suggest a Brita filter, or something similar. Eight bucks, and you filter your tap water through it. Long-term, cheaper than bottled water.
  41. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS9vD12KxDg ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS9vD12KxDg

    From a drawing stand-point, but may be helpful.
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    I refuse to participate in a reaction speed test...

    I refuse to participate in a reaction speed test on the grounds that I don't want a conscious dampener applied to something that should remain subconsciously directed.
    If you don't think you're...
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    I call it the "Touch it before my show's over and...

    I call it the "Touch it before my show's over and you die".
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    One box left to search through. It's always the...

    One box left to search through.
    It's always the last one, isn't it?
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    I have a fleeing female in a torn dress that's...

    I have a fleeing female in a torn dress that's pretty generic. You'd have to strip off the ancient horrid paint job, though.
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    I like basing when my ideas work.. This one, I...

    I like basing when my ideas work..
    This one, I was very pleased with:
    http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk86/Barstool_Prophet_Miniatures/SnapjawBase.jpg

    But I hate it when they don't work.
    No...
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    Reaper has a few moderately good Samurai type...

    Reaper has a few moderately good Samurai type warriors.
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    Ikea: Swedish for 'Some assembly required'. ...

    Ikea: Swedish for 'Some assembly required'.

    Yes, Canada has that juice.
    The restaurant is nice, but I suspect that the meatballs are merely 'meat flavoured' balls.
  49. Thread: Friday

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    Just another day in my world. No such thing as a...

    Just another day in my world. No such thing as a weekend.
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    I would have just said 'base it on a place you...

    I would have just said 'base it on a place you know very well and throw in theme-appropriate names for places'.
    But if you're building from scratch, having read many books and created many campaign...
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    Bitz Box 1 sifted. Two kids that are way too...

    Bitz Box 1 sifted. Two kids that are way too small. Or maybe they're 10mm scale grownups.
    Bitz Box 2, 3, 4 and 5 to go.
    Maybe I'll quit taking commissions and try painting some of my own stuff...
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    I'll poke about my bitz box and see if I have...

    I'll poke about my bitz box and see if I have anything that'll suit.
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    Don't sweat the small stuff... and it's all small...

    Don't sweat the small stuff... and it's all small stuff.
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    Good luck. Glad to hear you've quit, though,...

    Good luck.
    Glad to hear you've quit, though, given how it was bothering you in your other posts.
    Whatever may come, to thine own self be true.
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    Just made me think of the theory that pins turn...

    Just made me think of the theory that pins turn into coat hangers. Coat hangers evolve into shopping carts. Shopping carts roam the neighborhood, looking for a nesting place. They gather in that spot...
  56. Regardless of what origins might be dug up on the...

    Regardless of what origins might be dug up on the internet, I've always thought that we wear the paper crowns from the crackers because it's just plain silly fun.
  57. Thread: Japan

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    Disaster? If athletic teams win/lose a big game,...

    Disaster?
    If athletic teams win/lose a big game, large chunks of the 'civilized' world have riots, fires, looting, and the like.
    Somehow, I don't think the Chicago Bulls losing a championship game...
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    When you discover that the proper mates are...

    When you discover that the proper mates are missing, look in your closet.
    There will be more coat-hangers.
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    You painted stuff, once? I did not know that....

    You painted stuff, once?
    I did not know that.
    Welcome back to painting.
    Long may it keep you alive.
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    Fritters come fresh from the sea? Amazing! I did...

    Fritters come fresh from the sea? Amazing! I did not know that.
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    Please, not globule. It'll give my paint ideas.

    Please, not globule. It'll give my paint ideas.
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    I have one for work out of necessity. Issued by...

    I have one for work out of necessity. Issued by work, and used only for work and emergency personal calls. In the last five years, there have been only two emergency calls.
    I refuse to own one,...
  63. Some insurance companies will accept minis as...

    Some insurance companies will accept minis as 'collectibles', which can be insured for as much as $50,000. This usually refers to comic collections, card collections, and the like, but more and more...
  64. You're welcome.

    You're welcome.
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    If they can bring back dead characters from the...

    If they can bring back dead characters from the 70's that only had minor appearances at best, it's fairly safe to bet that the Torch will stay dead.

    BUT!

    Which Human Torch will it be? Johnny...
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    Isn't that Billy Connelly (sp?)

    Isn't that Billy Connelly (sp?)
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    Cat: Why would I need a name? I know who I am. Do...

    Cat: Why would I need a name? I know who I am. Do you know who you are? -- Neil Gaiman, Coraline (paraphrased)

    "Meow shall be our secret word. It means 'Humans are stupid. We shall make them feed...
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    I wouldn't use the Lost numbers if you paid me....

    I wouldn't use the Lost numbers if you paid me.
    Oh, wait. They already paid you.

    My winnings come to approximately equal to what I've spent on the lotteries in my life.
    Some call lotteries a...
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    The new Privateer Press pinning kits come with a...

    The new Privateer Press pinning kits come with a few drill bits specifically for the pins in the pack. Very handy, those.
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    Note that there is no mention of what happened...

    Note that there is no mention of what happened there.
    It must have been traumatising beyond description.
    We're all very sorry for what you endured, supervike...
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    If I'm working on commissions, it usually...

    If I'm working on commissions, it usually involves doing units of 6 or more minis that will have the same colours, so I do them assembly-line style.
    My own stuff, I usually have 3 or 4 on the go,...
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    Where, I'm forced to ask, does the part of IP...

    Where, I'm forced to ask, does the part of IP begin?
    I know we're talking minis here.. and so am I. But I'm going to go backward a bit farther in the process.

    Let's say Mr. McVey (picking his...
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    Minority rules seems to be the way. I've...

    Minority rules seems to be the way.

    I've decided I'm going to try to get the internal combustion engine banned.
    They say second hand smoke kills, but you have to smoke 120 cigarettes per minute...
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    Rick Mercer's gay? I did not know that. Also, did...

    Rick Mercer's gay? I did not know that. Also, did not care, really. The guy's funny.
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    I would have thought so. Given when the song was...

    I would have thought so.
    Given when the song was released, I always took 'faggot' as it was used to be used as the dictionary definition 'bundle of sticks'.
    It was the era of the ridiculously...
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    Oh, Holy Hell!

    This is the stupidest thing I believe I have ever read...

    http://www.castanet.net/news/Poll/59498/Banning-Money-For-Nothing-

    This politically correct crap is just getting out of hand.
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    I'm trying to master those little rose-shaped...

    I'm trying to master those little rose-shaped fried onions, but they never seem to turn out right.
    What do you advise?
    My medium is onions.
    I have Wiltshire knives.

    Or do you not help with...
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    Did not need to know that. Not at all.

    Did not need to know that.
    Not at all.
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    I laughed out loud. And I'm sitting alone at my...

    I laughed out loud. And I'm sitting alone at my computer without anyone to ask what I'm laughing at.
    So, of course, I emailed it to everyone.
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    I avoid it. I make enough money to pay my bills,...

    I avoid it. I make enough money to pay my bills, and have some fun money left over. When I finish beating my credit cards into total submission,
    then I'll be far more than comfortably situated. For...
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    Poll: IRN BRU. I was introduced to the stuff by a...

    IRN BRU.
    I was introduced to the stuff by a visiting scotsman, and now regularly go out of my way to track the stuff down at specialized importers.
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    3. What are some things that i should look out...

    3. What are some things that i should look out for or avoid when developing a ruleset?

    I've developed a few 'fun for my friends' things along these lines.
    Things to watch out for: Language. Make...
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    I'm so glad I started this thread. After so...

    I'm so glad I started this thread.
    After so many threads with people talking about being 'stuck at a certain level', it's really great to see that people are getting better. :)
  84. Bromance. Any couple getting turned into a...

    Bromance.
    Any couple getting turned into a single entity. IE: Brangelina

    Getting off of the spoken/written word for a moment, I absolutely loathe the fist-bumping replacement of shaking hands....
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    Brushes. A variety of balsa wood for my...

    Brushes. A variety of balsa wood for my soon-to-begin attempts at building scenery.
    Iron Man II.
    Terry Gilliam movie collection.
    A new wallet.
    A bunch of socks and t-shirts (much needed)
    A new...
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    I think the seashells are a tornado and their...

    I think the seashells are a tornado and their path of destruction.
    F looks like a drawing of William Frawley, aka Fred Mertz from I Love Lucy.
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    I think you sell yourself short, waghorn. I just...

    I think you sell yourself short, waghorn. I just took a look at your gallery, and you've got a couple of pieces that I used as rough guides for minis I've painted, though I didn't note at the time...
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    He's alive! ALIIIIIIIIVE!

    He's alive! ALIIIIIIIIVE!
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    I like this one, myself, for a ghostly kind of...

    I like this one, myself, for a ghostly kind of look.

    http://www.coolminiornot.com/index/whatm/Reaper/id/78320
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    How have you progressed?

    I recently discovered that I'd bought a copy of a mini that I'd already painted (this has probably happened more than I'm aware of). Looking at my little display shelf, I was shocked at the...
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    My LGS ran a promotion somewhat similar to that,...

    My LGS ran a promotion somewhat similar to that, a few years back. With Warmachine and Hordes.
    First week, buy the starter box for a faction, tournament on the saturday at the end of the week with...
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    *pulling his robe shut* Doesn't anybody knock? ...

    *pulling his robe shut*
    Doesn't anybody knock?

    Welcome to CMON.
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    Nice, indeed. I always wanted to play piano that...

    Nice, indeed. I always wanted to play piano that well. I can't. I've tried. :)
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    English. It just doesn't make any sense....

    English. It just doesn't make any sense.
    Singulars and plurals alone...

    Goose. Geese.
    Dog. Dogs.
    Moose. Moose.

    Heck, it even has sentences that can't be written without using phonetics. ...
  95. Straight No Chaser's 12 Days of Christmas... ...

    Straight No Chaser's 12 Days of Christmas...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kYEK-pxs_A
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    Well, on the bright side, once they've gotten...

    Well, on the bright side, once they've gotten really good in practice, we'll have much prettier grafitti everywhere...
    And if they're playing WII Fit games, they'll be able to outrun the cops, too!
  97. If I'm reading this correctly, you still have 4...

    If I'm reading this correctly, you still have 4 points to play with.
    Mortenebra's 4 points in the bottom right corner are free warjack points.
    They are subtracted from points spent on her battle...
  98. Seconded! Stupid length requirements...

    Seconded!

    Stupid length requirements...
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    When my handle was voted 'coolest new username'...

    When my handle was voted 'coolest new username' with a stunning majority of three votes out of 50 submissions.
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    Darth Binks?

    Darth Binks?
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    My two front teeth. My two front teeth. My two...

    My two front teeth. My two front teeth. My two front teeth.

    A lady friend that can put up with me for more than two dates.

    More minis.
    More brushes.
    Maybe some clothes.
  102. Tommy Soule's post is one of those hidden 3D...

    Tommy Soule's post is one of those hidden 3D pictures..
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    Cowmandos... Udder Terror!

    Cowmandos... Udder Terror!
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    The one I hear most often is 'posers'.

    The one I hear most often is 'posers'.
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    Friendly advice...

    Never paint a mini while watching/listening to a bloopers reel from anything.

    Feel free to add to the list. But since I just did this one, I thought I'd share it.

    No, I'm not taking a picture...
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    If my sources are correct (and they usually...

    If my sources are correct (and they usually aren't), the delay is because instead of the Ultramarines movie, every disk was burned with the test-screening version of Miss Congeniality 3: The Next...
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    And if they look out while it's dark, you'll have...

    And if they look out while it's dark, you'll have created nightmares to give them years of therapy. :D
  108. Zombie monkeys and zombie squirrels?

    Zombie monkeys and zombie squirrels?
  109. $35,000 per gun, huh? I want a few for the zombie...

    $35,000 per gun, huh? I want a few for the zombie apocalypse. Also the technical manual, so that I can strip and clean it.
    Also, a few of those soldiers that have had a few minutes to become...
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    Not quite a submission...

    I've made myself a teeny little 'light box', using two sheets of paper and some scotch tape.
    Oddly, it actually seems to have helped a little bit.

    This piece is just about finished, needing the...
  111. In case of emergency, grab dancing stewardess and...

    In case of emergency, grab dancing stewardess and cling for all you're worth...
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    What? Miniatures don't spontaneously appear at...

    What? Miniatures don't spontaneously appear at the shops?

    Meier, White, Werner Klocke is the man behind my favourite mini out there, which is also in my gallery. Finari, the Female Justicar from...
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    A guy I know goes as the Listerine Hero from the...

    A guy I know goes as the Listerine Hero from the commercials. I've been tempted to go with him as the toothbrush sidekick.

    I have no idea if that will make sense to anyone outside Canada.
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    Personally, I found them too glossy for my taste....

    Personally, I found them too glossy for my taste. But I love Smoke. I had a bottle for ages, just used it for the first time recently, and it's my new favourite.
  115. More is coming. I have a camera again. I have...

    More is coming. I have a camera again. I have pieces approaching completion. I think I've figured out how to keep my finger and/or thumb out of my shots. Now I just have to figure out how to take...
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    I'll either use FW White Acrylic Ink or Vallejo...

    I'll either use FW White Acrylic Ink or Vallejo Game Color White Primer.
    Why? Because they're what I have, and I only use them when it's too humid outside to get a good spray on coat.
  117. Thanks for putting it up for me. I'll get it...

    Thanks for putting it up for me. I'll get it figured out soon.
    Unfortunately, I can't provide better pics, as the customer already has the piece.
    Hopefully I'll figure out how to take better...
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    The movie Hagrid is very close, indeed, to the...

    The movie Hagrid is very close, indeed, to the book. Especially the ridiculous fur coat, which is described as 'beaver fur', usually.
    For the colours, make sure they clash. Also, Hagrid hides his...
  119. Thread: Hello!

    by BarstoolProphet
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    Every pair of boobs in the world counts as 'MM',...

    Every pair of boobs in the world counts as 'MM', dude.
  120. Something seems to be wrong with the 'once a day'...

    Something seems to be wrong with the 'once a day' programming, then. I get it every time I come to look at CMON, which I do multiple times in a day.
  121. Not for a submission, no. But I am hiring a...

    Not for a submission, no. But I am hiring a professional to take pictures for my fliers that I'll be distributing at local game shops to hopefully increase my commission business.
  122. Thread: Hello!

    by BarstoolProphet
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    Welcome to the club. Did you bring anything to...

    Welcome to the club.
    Did you bring anything to drink?
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    I had no idea what you were talking about when I...

    I had no idea what you were talking about when I first read your post, so I went and looked it up.
    As far as sculpts go, it's technically a wonder. Good detail from all angles, and the additional...
  124. First posted in about a year. Screaming Bell

    This was a commission job, and a lot of fun to work on over the last few weeks.

    I painted every single thing before any of it got assembled, and that helped a lot in comparison with my previous...
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    Well, it doesn't look like you've lost your...

    Well, it doesn't look like you've lost your touch...
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    A Sunday is an ice cream dessert with various...

    A Sunday is an ice cream dessert with various toppings on it. The 'Y' is no doubt a typo. The correct spelling for the dessert is actually 'sundae'. I have no idea why.
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    The diorama doesn't have to be Xmas-y. It's a...

    The diorama doesn't have to be Xmas-y. It's a gift.
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    Book three is The Prisoner of Azkaban (go ahead...

    Book three is The Prisoner of Azkaban (go ahead and laugh. I'm a fan. Deal with it.)
    You have a lot of options.
    There's a good sorceror's apprentice mini in the CMON shop (can't remember which...
  129. Replies
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    Them's fightin' words.

    Them's fightin' words.
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    I'm hurt and dismayed that you'd want to stick to...

    I'm hurt and dismayed that you'd want to stick to the US or UK, but exclude Canada.
    For shame....
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    I keep my paint pile relatively small. I've got...

    I keep my paint pile relatively small.
    I've got my VGC set and a bunch of back-up bottles for the ones I use most.
    A few P3 paints for a bit of variety.
    Inks from 3 different companies.
    And...
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    Bookmarked. Thanks for calling attention to it.

    Bookmarked. Thanks for calling attention to it.
  133. I would actually point you at some of the manga...

    I would actually point you at some of the manga style plastic model kits that can be bought in some comic/collector shops, for something along those lines. Some of them come in a small enough scale...
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    And she looks so smugly superior to be in...

    And she looks so smugly superior to be in possession of this knowledge, too.
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    Zen and the Art of Miniature Painting... Coming...

    Zen and the Art of Miniature Painting... Coming soon.
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    But divorce means you only get half. Not...

    But divorce means you only get half.

    Not married. Pointing and laughing very loudly....

    to hide that I'm jealous.
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    A Luna = Matt Varnish? The case of the damaged...

    A Luna = Matt Varnish?

    The case of the damaged minis... Closed.

    Fade to black.

    Run credits.
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    And for the British Impaired.... what in the...

    And for the British Impaired.... what in the world is a 'chav'?
  139. I am so going to try to make it to this. I won't...

    I am so going to try to make it to this.
    I won't win, but that hardly matters.
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    I refuse to let the fact that there are better...

    I refuse to let the fact that there are better painters get me down.
    There is always someone better.
    I'm better than some, worse than others. I like to think that keeping at it makes the number of...
  141. Replies
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    Also wise to keep in mind that getting...

    Also wise to keep in mind that getting wing-buffeted by them can cause broken bones. Both in you and the goose. They're frightfully strong, those wings.
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    The crowd gathers in hushed, respectful...

    The crowd gathers in hushed, respectful expectancy as the Master of Ceremonies raises his hands at the podium.
    "Test..." A whine of painful feedback makes a number of people cringe in pain or...
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    From what I've heard, your phone isn't in your...

    From what I've heard, your phone isn't in your cleavage...
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    Brains and talent abound, here. With the...

    Brains and talent abound, here.
    With the occasional bit of wit and humour thrown in for good measure.
  145. Try the BEHR primer at Home Depot. It's pretty...

    Try the BEHR primer at Home Depot. It's pretty darned good, IMHO. And comes in a few colours.
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    That means bsop is at least a level 24 cleric.

    That means bsop is at least a level 24 cleric.
  147. Mentioned in the sister-thread... Human...

    Mentioned in the sister-thread...

    Human archers. There aren't enough good ones.
    The idea of more variants of the same character also sounds fantastic, to me.
  148. Elves. I am beyond sick of elves. I have...

    Elves.
    I am beyond sick of elves.
    I have reached the point where I have actually refused commission work because the minis were elves.
    The pointy little ears blended into the hair on the sculpt,...
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    TV: I have abandoned television. Though with the...

    TV: I have abandoned television. Though with the satellite hooked up, I do stick it on one or two of the 900+ channels and listen to the music.

    Music: Currently on a big Mike Oldfield kick.
    ...
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    Sell it through a friend you trust's account....

    Sell it through a friend you trust's account. Then the bugger won't find it being sold by you, and if it goes cheaper than he would have paid, there's a better chance he won't be the dingus buying it.
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    Welcome to planet Earth, Rosalind. Try not to...

    Welcome to planet Earth, Rosalind.
    Try not to keep your mother up too many nights.
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    Go to the CMON shop. Click Miniatures. Click...

    Go to the CMON shop.
    Click Miniatures.
    Click CMON Miniatures.
    Voila.
  153. The word is 'remember'. You'd have gotten it,...

    The word is 'remember'. You'd have gotten it, eventually, I'm sure.
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    How do you get any painting done with all these...

    How do you get any painting done with all these sites to browse?
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    My goodies have arrived! And I have a camera!...

    My goodies have arrived!
    And I have a camera! Pics will come, this evening, but there's quite a bit.
    A sprue of goblins, which I think are from LOTR.
    Two hero-clix minis... Glimmer and Raza.
    A...
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    I almost fell out of the chair near the end, with...

    I almost fell out of the chair near the end, with the 'I Love Kurt Vonnegut' shirt.
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    Let me express my most sincere condolences for...

    Let me express my most sincere condolences for you as you return to the work-force... and my most sincere desire for your Malifaux army...
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    New rule! New rule! No sending popsicles!

    New rule! New rule! No sending popsicles!
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    I suspect this is a first for an introduction...

    I suspect this is a first for an introduction thread. MhB didn't ask anything about blending, what 'SENMM' means, about photography, or how to paint eyes. There's not a single traditional question...
  160. An opening to post this video link! Woohoo! ...

    An opening to post this video link! Woohoo!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjsgoXvnStY&feature=channel
  161. Thread: Vulkan

    by BarstoolProphet
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    There is no 'right' or 'wrong' in terms of...

    There is no 'right' or 'wrong' in terms of preference.
    If you want fluff accurate, paint it one way and remember... there's always Pine-Sol. :D
  162. Are they out there? I'm inclined to think they...

    Are they out there? I'm inclined to think they must be.
    Are they anything we'll recognize? I'm inclined to think they might be.
    Are they going to communicate with us? Given the way we humans treat...
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    Try holding your control key when you click the...

    Try holding your control key when you click the upload button.
    That'll usually by-pass security thingamies.
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    I think it depends what you actually mean. "I...

    I think it depends what you actually mean.
    "I could care less" implies that there's a little bit of caring in there. It's relevant, but not important.
    "I couldn't care less" means nothing is below...
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    Currently having a love-in with Wyrd Miniatures....

    Currently having a love-in with Wyrd Miniatures. Just got hired to do, like, five boxes of them.
    Though I'm finding Lady Justice to be intimidating.
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    Sent and received. Waiting 5 mins to be able to...

    Sent and received. Waiting 5 mins to be able to send a reply to my sendee.
    Now... where's that package gone to? I'm just unpacking, now.
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    List publishing day, and my day of departure. ...

    List publishing day, and my day of departure.
    I've borrowed a laptop and will take my package with me, so I'll be able to send on time by checking the list.
  168. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwq86xhSKcA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwq86xhSKcA
  169. Congratulations. Let this day become an official...

    Congratulations. Let this day become an official holiday for mini painters, everywhere!
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    There are rooms that aren't dedicated to hobbies?...

    There are rooms that aren't dedicated to hobbies?
    Huh.
    Who'd'a thunk it?
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    BarstoolProphet - Canada - North America. The...

    BarstoolProphet - Canada - North America.

    The postage of overseas is getting ridiculous.
    Please note: I will be out of town for the first week of the active exchange time shown, so my package to...
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    Poll: I haven't voted on much more than 1% of the...

    I haven't voted on much more than 1% of the gallery, at best, but no. I don't snipe. Like freakinacage, I judge pretty harshly, though. And I expect the same in return.
    Now, if only I could get...
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    Well, that was an unexpected turn of events.

    Well, that was an unexpected turn of events.
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    *sighs* Putting it right out in the open like...

    *sighs* Putting it right out in the open like that...
    Supervike doesn't want to be fed....
    He wants to HUNT!
  175. I think I signed up.

    I think I signed up.
  176. From the basic shape of the torso and legs, you...

    From the basic shape of the torso and legs, you might be able to do a heavy modification to one of the Retribution of Scyrah's Myrmidon minis to get something close to that.
    It looks like a...
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    Perdita Ortega, by Wyrd. I've seen some wonderful...

    Perdita Ortega, by Wyrd. I've seen some wonderful renditions of her and would like to paint her. At this moment, anyway.
    Who knows what I'll think, tomorrow?
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    Based on the art work I've seen for the Genesai,...

    Based on the art work I've seen for the Genesai, I'd say to look at Rackham metals, if you can find any. To me, they seem to fit.
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    Let's see... after clean-up, I have . . . . . . ....

    Let's see... after clean-up, I have . . . . . . . . . a lot. Twenty some years of buying shinies and only a few of trying to paint them.
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    Poll: It's hardly a fair comparison. Kirk was a...

    It's hardly a fair comparison. Kirk was a frontier exploring captain who had to face the unknown in unexplored space with little-to-no support. The Federation was still very young.
    Picard hardly...
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    I still like shoving scab red into everything,...

    I still like shoving scab red into everything, somewhere. But I've gone through two bottles of black and three of white in the last few months.
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    Password...?

    Well, this is a new one, I think.
    The only way I could log in was by trying to reply to a thread, because on both the home page and the forum's regular page, there was nowhere to enter my password.
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    Personally, I started watching the show in the...

    Personally, I started watching the show in the Tom Baker years, when I was a wee one, and I adored it, even when I couldn't understand a lot of what they were talking about. I wasn't into the...
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    Since the Mark II rules came out for Warmachine,...

    Since the Mark II rules came out for Warmachine, I've been exclusively a Protectorate of Menoth player. I don't even field mercenaries any more. They get in the way of the faction synergy. Though...
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    Lots of government kick-backs, I'm guessing. ...

    Lots of government kick-backs, I'm guessing.

    Edit: Wow... it's bigger than most (if not all) of the great lakes.. Centered on Toronto, it's sick.
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    Like Farin, I'm game for discussions about...

    Like Farin, I'm game for discussions about Warmachine tactics. I have an exceptional record at my LGS, for a recreational player.
    In tournaments, well, I don't take them seriously, but I still...
  187. Seconded! I'm not even a big fan of seafood, and...

    Seconded! I'm not even a big fan of seafood, and it was great.
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    I use pebbles.

    I use pebbles.
  189. Almost two years later, I have news! HA! Got a...

    Almost two years later, I have news! HA!
    Got a camera, only to discover that it didn't come with a wire to upload the pictures... so, text only until I get that straightened out....

    She sat on...
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    I bought myself a good, solid Heavy Gear force,...

    I bought myself a good, solid Heavy Gear force, got it all painted and assembled, and then everyone stopped playing at my LGS.
    So now I've got a good 2300 point force with no games to play.
  191. Glad to know they got there. Hope the stamps are...

    Glad to know they got there. Hope the stamps are good for you, too.
    Enjoy.
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    Just remember that the Retribution Myrmidons have...

    Just remember that the Retribution Myrmidons have lots and lots of unadorned, slightly curved surfaces. Personally, I found them to be a royal pain in the hind end to paint, and I did a dark...
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    Ok, fine. Reprints of the original written...

    Ok, fine. Reprints of the original written versions.
    Got any more nits to pick?
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    A whole day to do what I want....? I'm...

    A whole day to do what I want....?

    I'm somewhat distressed to say that I can't think of anything interesting.
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    Having read the original fictional stories, I...

    Having read the original fictional stories, I have steadfastly refused to watch any version of Robin Hood that doesn't portray Will Scarlett as:
    A: Robin's young cousin.
    B: The strongest of the...
  196. If I don't hear by the end of this week, I'll...

    If I don't hear by the end of this week, I'll send another package.
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    When lust is fresh, and the heart is warmed by...

    When lust is fresh, and the heart is warmed by the merest thought of your lady, then it is natural for painting, or almost any hobby, to lose importance.
    I suggest (and this is what I do) going with...
  198. I watched the premiere of Flash Forward, and knew...

    I watched the premiere of Flash Forward, and knew immediately that it wouldn't be kept.
    It started off with an interesting premise, and immediately plunged into having too many characters doing too...
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    Outlaw Otis Bumpy Pants. I'm not sure I want...

    Outlaw Otis Bumpy Pants.

    I'm not sure I want to know how that gets worked out.
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    Anti-freeze. It's the only explanation I can come...

    Anti-freeze. It's the only explanation I can come up with for my adoration of winter.
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