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:claply::claply::claply: thank you all for the birthday wishes. still have a sugar buzz from the icing on my cake, liz had to take away my keys to the broom

Happy Fourth of July !!!!!


By the power invested in my fabulousWitchdom, everyone is officially a Yank


tossing red, white and blue glitteraround


“now deal with it ” :D

*** HAPPY SUMMER SOLSTICE ***
)O(
let the barbecuing begin !!!!!!!!!!!!

"Mammoth shaft" pictures please :)

I have e-mailed a newbie seller over an item that I know is worth much more then what it is up for, usually inclose links to prove my point. The few times that I have done so, I've received a nice...

Happy Birthday ........ what do these puppies know about the glory of age ;)

I have no problem with # 19 ........ over 20 years of horseback riding, I have no hair on my legs now and that is a good thing :)

well I do know a lovely group of Men who would be very happy to call you pretty ...... and buy you a drink ;)

bad spelling on my part Mike, should of been "where" ............I do so hate trying to type on a black keyboard

it's a handicap parking space as the King's bones were found under a parking lot ........ it once was the grounds of an abby

http://www.perry-miniatures.com/


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Watched the super bowl half time …bland and boring, Beyonce shaking her tits and ass doesn't do a thing for me …... no darn eye candy for us ladies, so wrong sob


even the voodoo gods were...

Mike would you please ask about mold problems ….. I'm in a high desert and the one wet palette I use isn't really very air tight so if I don't paint for several days the paper is black with mold.

Go have a lie down in the CoffinDodgers Lounge Mike, I'll have one of the barmaids bring you a cuppa and a warm blanket

Nice, do keep us up to date on the stages as the beast evolves (pics) …........ really interested on how the flames will turn out

To one and to all ... Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

pushing "like" button .........

what ?, what ?, What? .......... is that an ago joke ............ well, watch it puppy or the "Raging Grannies" will come for you o.O

it's Yule ............. love ya all .............. Bubba eggnog for all !!!

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LOL …holding high my candy cane in solidarity with Kevin


as a Pagan I combine Yule/Christmas and keep those customs I like


the tree
lights
food
smells like pine, baking

welllllllll hellllllllllllllo stranger ............. ;)


planning to stay for a bit I hope

MY "BASEMENT", MY RULES


release from the basement is granted ........ as long as you are wearing jingle bells

Walks by on way to bar, stops and looks at HK-51 .........arch eyebrow ...... HK-51 whimpers, races behind the Bar leaving an oil puddle .............. "oh crap, mopboy!!"

I'll be in the CD lounge sleeping off my turkey coma ..........HAPPY THANKSGIVING

just ignore the back hair braids ….have a cauldron of wax in The Basement for that little problem:devil:

on the velvet casting couch auditioning actors for the Red Queen's guardsmen....... twirling a fist full of red jockstraps, that's where

Checks script …..hedgehog ??? I have unbie down as the hedgehog, you my dear, are the Red Queen ….a royal crown and a few will placed playing cards, you need to suggestively whisper “off with their...

CUT ! CUT ! …....... people please…...... I'm trying to film this porn version of Alice in Wonderlandand you're not following your lines …....


oh lookie an innocent...ah... I mean an extra,...

"Hug" ............... pat on the fanny

:curse!: who has been in my Basement secret lair, swiped my crystal ball and left a pile of squirrel poop in it's place

because we Love' you and you're damn cute when you whimper

Freak Bar ... land of "Cougars"

and RogerB will be added too ........ we be family :)

:bomb:Happy Guy Fawkes Day ................... Have a BOOM of a day

and last time we found ubie huddled and crying it was in the ladies room wearing only one of vikes leopard print thong .............

not a bad idea, but let me break the news to the yaks first, they do love ubie and see him as one of their own, a kind of hornless hairless clueless brother. They may cry at first but a few carrots...

oh! hell's bells........... the git couldn't use fluffy's litter box o.O................ mopboy . take him outside and hose him down ....use cold water

hangs head in shame ..................... here have a mopboy or two

Lookie Duende lives and breathes ............. welcome home, slaps a shackle on him, do stay for a while bahahaha

Happy Samhain everyone
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:love: glad you're home Mike, take it easy and let others fetch and carry for you.........witch doctors orders:doctor:

:umbrella:Ok ...by order of The Royal High Witch<me:pumpkin:>, those who are being impacted by that Hell *itch of a stormSandy …..... you are commanded to be Safe, so no standing out onthe front step...

believe me Fran it was a lovely card .......................... ducks and high-tails it for parts unknown

joking Fran ;)

:rainbow: big witchy hug, for Mike ...if you see me by your bedside ...... your drugs are still working ;p

No problem for me ....... but I did oil the wheel and replaced the hamster ;p

ah-hum .... Adjusts my tie-dye T, bell-bottoms and peace beads o.O

We :love: love you

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:laugh: Welcome Home .............

just a matter of time ..... my tender little bon-bon .... just a made of time :curl-lip:



by the way the Freak Bar is open to everyone, human or non-human ...... so trot on over :laugh:

Sounds like it's a win-win for you, and you will be closer to Roger, Liz and me ... now what size plug do I need to order ;)

Good Luck Sweetie

Growing up I was a string bean even as a teen and fast food was out of the question with seven kids, maybe a pizza or KFC once a month was a big deal.
Now I find I eat less but I need more protein...

Mike is a big "tease" ............ boytoys pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff was looking to add some fresh blood to the Freak Bar

racing over and plops down on Capt Mikes knee ...... Arrrrrr me Captain did ye plunder any shiny trinkets for me :kissed:

looks like we need to get ubie "pie-eyed" ........... Bubba brake out the good stuff and keep ubie's glass full

blast from the past....... Ubie nature boy

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comes up from the Basement ........... if you please the line starts to the right, no pushing everone will get a turn :handcuffs:

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I like some of the details but the tree stump not so much, I would either remove it or redesign it into a stump or rock I did like.

I found this in the Bar ............. who owns it? and it pee in front of the mens room


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Ah-ha …… little did you know I have trained Clyde to rapid fire spit on command, my secret weapon of sloppy destruction ........cry havoc and let slip the camel of war :silly!:

you just enjoy yourself Mike .......... look peeps I have a Gimp Mask, one size fits all ;P

I hope Chrispy can return to CMON

pass a pony keg of 151 to ubie ...........

pg13 my perky white witch's ass ............ the Bar is Kinksville

by the way is the Coffin Dogers Lounge ready, don't forget extra seat pillows for Mike ;P

picks up crystella's bag ........ come along girlfriend, like Doctor Who, The Freak Bar get's reborn now and again ,,,,, now come see the new "Basement", brand new whips, chains and collars

walks up to ubie ........ gives a hug ;)

holywater? I witch laugh ;P

takes brandy in one hand ... sips .... pushes red button





The End

O.O running for "Basement"

tart ?????????? could explain the heavy eye make-up, mini skirt and heels ;p

checking "The Basement" ............. kicks rodent put of my way

"think of England" ............... runs away ;P

where the hell are the yaks ................ did you forget them ............ reaching for buggywhip

Life's Insights
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1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley
(lead Riverdancer)

2. (On the difference between men and women:) "On the one...

rolling up newspaper ......... bring it on

lol ..... I've seen this picture on a few news blogs ........

Killer is not a bastard, just a hamster with a taste for human male flesh

my Condolences also Squidders, I know the pain you and your family are going through .. my brother passed on Monday

bacon sammichs coming up .......... mayo or not?

sigh ............ heavy:eyeroll:........ poor babies.......... here have a pint:drink:and think of bunnies and :rainbow:

looking for a wet noodle to beat airhead with ... :D

Could he get out earlier on good behavior ?

pics please :)

remember a "safeword" is your friend

"Yo" Bubba where is ya ? front and center :)

the spirits of your paints are anger with you for not shaking them up and using them ;p

:angry: No Mike .. No no no no I will not have IT!! You will get better, I Order it !! Do You Hear Me!! o.O

We will all chip in and buy you one of those inflatable donut cushions for your poor...

oh yum ....... thanks uber







Squirrels in Cream Sauce

Well poo ............ you are "all" younger then me ........ I was around when D&D started and testers was the paint used to paint minis .....we have come a fars way in the hobby all of it good

lol

I tried watching one of the Twilight moves just to see what the teen hype was about, but the acting was soooooooooooo BAD I bailed after a half hour

:clover: :liquor:
Congrats, hands over a key to The Freak Bar men’s room, no longer do you have to use the potted plants when nature calls ….. Bubba a beer for the new freak

Happy Boobieday :)

I know for a fact that wolf spiders can jump ........ no spiders don't scare me ......... drivers on the roads are another story

never been "pie-eyed", mainly because a couple of girly drinks and you can find me in a corner admiring my toes ...I'm a wuss

while I love Gamezone minis, they are murder to clean and put together, but I would still buy them

there will come a time in the future when GW "bubble" will break ......

Jazzy 600 ....... and it's hard as a rock :(

Kevin & Peg ........ Witchie hugs X 1000

soooooooooooo ....... when is the High Prince TBS coming back to the Land of the Free to visit Liz and "ME" ;) I's not getting any younger

The Great Stache Contest

for Vikey ............ Happy National Cleavage Day ....... enjoy :victory:

the New Age thing where after a birth, the proud parents cook the afterbirth and feed it to friends .......... going green around the gills eewwwwwwwwww

Lizcam said to keep an eye on Ebay ..........

I think a gold Guiche would go very nicely with your brand, crystella :)

Waves at crystella from barstool..... "Welcome back girlfriend", points to The Basement Door .... "found the empty beer bottles, crisp crumbs, noneed will be at the end of them.

holds up a cold...

some of the teachers are already taking the BoE to court, they removed everybody ... even the lunch ladies !!!

happy birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....x-rated

mensroom .... third stall ....... under the glory hole, nexd to the stack of playboys

loading B-B gun ................ welcome home :)

raising fist into air ...... I stand my geek brothers and sisters, (Witch reliving the 60s)

note to self ........... don't piss off the internet

Sometimes the Internet Goes Too FarPosted by Paul Constant at 10:33 AM ...

Happy birthday sis!

merry christmas ........ :)

Happy Solstice
Winter has come, shortest day of the year
Place the Yule Log upon the fire, pour a mug of Nog
The Earth sleeps in cold embrace
………..unless………….
You live Down-under, then enjoy...

big 30, pfffffffffffff ............ you're still a baby by Witch years ...............quickly slapping a hand over Mike's mouth ;D

Happy Late Birthday

blink once in a while Mud Duck

everyone stops and stares at Chrome o.o

rum, sodomy, and the lash’ ......... the Brits have all the fun ;)

Merry Christmas and Happy Yule
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDZcGz4vmJc&feature=player_embedded

now how did that little rascal get out of the Freak Bar ???

great ............ now I'm hungry :\

sad ....................

you hang around with me ........... so............ you "ARE" ....................... suck it up boyo

"where's the beef" ..... a little to rich for my blood

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater ... nice one Shawn :)

yep, paid in blood and tears :(

tired sigh ......... heads over to Freak Bar's CD lounge ..... when I first started this Hobby, there was "No" GW, so they didn''t do a thing for me XD

I rate this Work a "10" x 100

very nice blending and the detail work, excellent

soooooooooooo many books

I like butter on my brownies ...............

Fudge Brownies

1 cup sugar
5 TBL butter soft
2 cups semi-sweet chocolate (chips, chunks)
2 large eggs (room temperature)
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 1/4 cup flour
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp...

Happy Birthday ....................CA



Mike you're still a young'in too me .. soooooo, get the hell off my lawn punk ;D

"Oh Powers that Be" (that would be our leader Chern Ann) ........a CMON COOKBOOK thread. made a sticky would be nice ............. ALL in favor say aye

Aye! :)

mount a cannon on you boat ........... o.O ........... you be a Pirate

soup yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what's for dinner?

and where will you aim that cannon ?..............

late 60s-early 70s ...... got my first horse summer of 78 ........ horsey= money hole

I painted and showed ( back in the days when you mailed photos to shows) until I bought a real horse


remember when flocking and hair mane and tails was the big jaw dropper

that would be the gatar piss flavor

O>O ............ you do remember where Airhead lives and he is "armed" big time ;p

you drank the water didn't you ............

ebob miniatures has a lovely rearing horse

everone was falling a sleep ...... wait till four or five of the kiddlets are flaked out on the floor ....... damn speed bumps o.O

three "Ladies of the Freak Bar " shall be banding together for some painting and chit-chat today .......... to be followed by a 7.4 quake ;D thankyou

oh, whoot a "Sin Sister" :)

borrowing "Her" clothes already ;D

yes ......... greatly



the guys on the other hand

ears perk up .............. new Mop Boy ???? please, please, please

and how is the east coast enjoying your earthquake of 5.9 ...........

I've watched the Hoarders and having supplies for a hobby is a whole nother thing ..... hoarding is a sickness like drugs booze or gambling, these people can't help themselves ............ some of...

everyone quick ....... go google english cheeky choppy and push the freak bar to the top of the list


the fact that the freak bar is on google is major creepy

:jump: yes your "English cheeky choppy" belongs to Us ............... and if you want him back, it be be 10 million in small unmarked minis

squirrel stew is now being served in the cafeteria .............. ;P

by the way peeps, Liz is alive and well ..just working huge OT so just too tired to post

thanks to all who have shared news on what is happening ........ the US reporting is damn slim, maybe a minutes worth if at all, I'm getting most my information online ............

anyone in the...

thought you would ......ahum......... "be Up" for "that" ;D

sits in chair, holding paddle .... pats lap ........ come here you have been a very very bad boy ;)

guess that leaves buns for me ...........

be glad you only hit kittys nose not her other "end" ............ now you have to sleep with one eye open ...... beware of kitty payback ;p

guess we need to add a new wing to the Freak Bar ........... padded of course

through the Basement door down the stairs ....... follow the trail of tears .... past the herd of yaks ........... there will be three doors, pick one ......... one will be torn... one will be...

Halloween all ready!?!

first ...... why are you out of the Stocks?

second ...... why are you wearing clothes and out of the Stocks ??

O.O third ...... do we still have any booze left .................. BUBBA...

ok my geeky peeps, I'm a News Ho ....... soooooooooo while reading yahoo news I look to the right hand side and what do I see from FB ...my buddies airhead, steelcult and LP (you kinky girl ) and...

our world weeps for his passing ........ RIP

Congratulations!

Happy Birthday :)

Summer Olympics
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>
> Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators at the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
>
> 1. Weightlifting...

Friday and the water is off ....... soooooo nothing is getting done. now a party would be nice

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The 20 pound chicken pot pie ..............

cool beans ............... :)

ugh ........... groan ........ dragging ass ............. yes it was a blast of a birthday, thank you all for the birthday wishs

had a party last night, Liz made the epic 20 pound chicken pot...

sorry I don't "hang out" with old people .............. now ya'll shut your pie holes o.O

ok .............http://www.dltk-kids.com/canada/about.htm

:star::star::star:sooooooooooo what do you "do" on this day ????

:skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton::skeleton:...

Oh you "Are" paying Cupcake ........... just not in coin-of-the-realm ............ now dance

sigh ............ you can tell it is summer ....... the men folk get a litte uppity ............. lots tran gun, now which way did Ubie scamp o,O

no ............ he just needs to go outside and play with Fluffy until he farts ....... then we'll dab aloe vera on his poor butt burns and pour a few pints down his throat to stop the crying

"YOU" ............ to the Freak Bar ........... strip, put in your ball gag and bend over the bar ........ evil glare

"Me" evil ?? well I should hope so, I work damn hard at it ;D

singing ....."Oh what do you do with a drunken sailor"

pulls out from behind the bar
nipple clamps
hair clippers
bagbalm
lemon poppy muffin

don't you just love typos-------------------------
> Church Bulletins
> -------------------------
>
> They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with...

o.O .... HEY !! I'm save those for Halloween

ducking behind Mud Duck

most excellent dude .............

bahahahahahahahah ......... poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, ............you know "who"...

a T-shirt ............. "Freak Bar Lady"

Don’t governments understand this is the 21 century ???????????? It’s damn hard to cover up things

I was watching videos of some kind of protest in Moscow. The police >?< were blocking and take...

now if wow would do something about all the in-game gold spam and police the nasty banter on the trade chat in my world

Bleach !! where's the damn Bleach ...... ;D

I like how this "One" thinks .............. now where's my bullwhip ;p

Oh I just remembered I took out the batteries to use in my electric BF

xians- 0 pagans - 1


they just couldn't miss all those Left Behind Partys

handing noneed the red button ..............

please mark your datebook .........Sat. 21 Rapture Freak Bar Party ............ because I know none of you Freaks are going anywhere

so free drinks and finger food, followed by a tour of the...

Torn was shouting " burn the witch " and was fixing to apply discipline to his backside ....when woosh, the incriminating thread vanished o.O

Bubba .......... a cup of hot chocolate, if you please

I get a touch cranky when a thread that I posted on gets pulled ........ so keep your distance o.O

man boobs too ............. ;p

Damn, we gals are sooooo lucky to have such caring thoughtful men in our lives ………………………………......thud………………………………....... Sorry, touch of sarcasm over dose