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    Who here on coolminiornot has said anything about...

    Who here on coolminiornot has said anything about rape being good? Just because they dont want to throw this piece of plastic and resin into the purging flames doesnt mean they dont think actual rape...
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    Well one is a picture of a real life, horrific...

    Well one is a picture of a real life, horrific crime. The other is a collection of plastic, resin and modelling putty glued to clay and wood.



    Oh please, you can find far far far worse than...
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    Imperial Infantrymans Primer on aliens - Smash...

    Imperial Infantrymans Primer on aliens - Smash the xenos, wipe them up, and shove them off the face of the earth. Mash that dirty xenos scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts. Kill! Kill! Kill!...
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    Presumably the guy with the bolter sitting in the...

    Presumably the guy with the bolter sitting in the back.
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    Alive to talk about it but suffering torturous...

    Alive to talk about it but suffering torturous mental anguish for the rest of their existance.

    The logical continuation of this diorama takes place several years later with one of the guardsmen,...
  6. Thread: Quiet innit?

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    I got a job. I tell you what, this whole \"life\"...

    I got a job. I tell you what, this whole \"life\" thing sure gets in the way of the painting...
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    If you are willing to travel outside of London...

    If you are willing to travel outside of London you can see me getting the crap kicked out of me at Warwick castle over the Easter weekend.
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    http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm106/chaoswarmaster/untitled.jpg

    Its a tight fit with 10 normal men wearing fabric clothes and carrying fabric backpacks. You\'d have to use some kind of can...
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    I console myself when watching that advert with...

    I console myself when watching that advert with the knowledge that they are going to be beasted to within an inch of their lives :twisted:

    And the one with the matte boots? Come on, I dont care...
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    The cheese and onion one really brings my piss to...

    The cheese and onion one really brings my piss to a boil too.


    Gears of War 2.

    Whats Gears of War about? Running arround blowing stuff up and then ramming a chainsaw bayonet into some alien...
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    I\'ve got the entire awards ceremony on video....

    I\'ve got the entire awards ceremony on video. Unfortunately this computer doesn\'t have a firewire socket. TO THE LIBRARY!
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    I\'ll wish everyone luck in person tomorrow, but...

    I\'ll wish everyone luck in person tomorrow, but I case I miss anyone, GOOD LUCK!!!
  13. Thread: UK GD 2008

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    I had planned what I wanted to get well in...

    I had planned what I wanted to get well in advance. A short list, no more than £30. Quickly get in and out and escape with wallet intact. Then I visited the Forge World website :cry:
  14. Thread: gw rant

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    I\'ll get the drinks in at Games Day ;)

    I\'ll get the drinks in at Games Day ;)
  15. Their professionalism really puts my mind at ease...

    Their professionalism really puts my mind at ease :rolleyes:
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    I remember reading a article in Dungeon magazine...

    I remember reading a article in Dungeon magazine and at the end there was a small caption \"This adventure is dedicated to X, who went back into the world trade center to find me. You dont always...
  17. Thread: Music GCSE

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    Do what Apocalyptica did and play some of...

    Do what Apocalyptica did and play some of Metallica\'s stuff :twisted:
  18. Thread: UK GD 2008

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    Phew! Got the last ticket in the shop today. Had...

    Phew! Got the last ticket in the shop today. Had completely forgot!

    Unfortunatly my tear gas has yet to arrive so I\'ll have to make do with threats of soap and water to get through the crowds.
  19. Stay safe guys.

    Stay safe guys.
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    Elephant and Zero Day could be renamed \"Die...

    Elephant and Zero Day could be renamed \"Die motherfu... oh crap, I\'m dead already\".
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    Its more of a \"hey i think a gun is the ultimate...

    Its more of a \"hey i think a gun is the ultimate equaliser and means that a teacher doesn\'t have to try to get into a fist fight with a psychotic gunman to protect their students\"
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    Why do these massacres keep happening in schools...

    Why do these massacres keep happening in schools and malls? The same reason they dont happen at shooting ranges and army bases.

    Its not like they\'re going to roll into the school carpark and...
  23. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/ZendoDeb/mi...

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/ZendoDeb/misc/V_for_Vendetta.jpg
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    Not half. They have more staff than the British...

    Not half. They have more staff than the British army, navy and airforce combined. Stick a rifle in their hands and by this time next week we\'ll have to call ourselves the Democratic Republic of...
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    The husband of one of my mums friends was killed...

    The husband of one of my mums friends was killed by a bull elephant at Chester zoo. Swatted him out of the way with its trunk and smashed his head wide open.


    Not to be Buzz Killington or...
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    http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a23/Swordwind/wel...

    http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a23/Swordwind/welcome.jpg
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    On a lighter (or possibly darker) note,...

    On a lighter (or possibly darker) note, apparently a remake of Red Dawn is on the cards.
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    Did they ever bother to explain who offed the...

    Did they ever bother to explain who offed the black doctor or are we supposed to assume the piss poor assassins did it?

    And another thing. The senator has completely abandoned his campaign amidst...
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    Like Time Team? I really want thier computers....

    Like Time Team? I really want thier computers. Feed a half inch fragment of pottery into it and it churns out pictures of entire towns and forts.
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    Apparently it was a half dozen escaped slaves who...

    Apparently it was a half dozen escaped slaves who won the battle of Yorktown, not the combined might of the American and French armies and naval blockade as we first thought.

    Next week, Boudicca...
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    When authors have reams and reams and reams of...

    When authors have reams and reams and reams of history books available to them and they just make stuff up. Case in point: Bonekickers last Tuesday.

    The fall of the Knights Templar is one of the...
  32. Thread: a terrorist?

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    In other breaking news, Civil War in Spain!

    In other breaking news, Civil War in Spain!
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    Of course there will be casualties in war. But...

    Of course there will be casualties in war. But when the people resonsible for said war send off kids to fight it without equipment that may save their life whilst at the same time voting themselves a...
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    So let me get this straight. You think it is ok...

    So let me get this straight. You think it is ok for the british government to send people to war without the basic equipment that keeps them alive because they volenteered for it?

    Sgt. Daniel...
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    Not really hysteria when kids younger than me are...

    Not really hysteria when kids younger than me are getting horrifically maimed because apparently the government doesnt have the cash to equip them with armour that works, yet in the same week they...
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    Went back to see if my character was still alive...

    Went back to see if my character was still alive a few weeks ago. All the worlds seem deserted. The wilderness used to be packed with people, now its empty. Where is everyone?
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    The government found a bit of the tax payers cash...

    The government found a bit of the tax payers cash down the back of the sofa in Downing Street and could choose what to spend it on. There was quite a lot of money, one hundred billion pounds to be...
  38. I wish our NRA had half the backbone of yours. ...

    I wish our NRA had half the backbone of yours.

    American NRA: Which part of \"shall not be infringed\" do you not understand?
    British NRA: We will do everything in our power to comply with the...
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    Painted over the \"thank you for shopping at...

    Painted over the \"thank you for shopping at tesco\" sign at the local one, in big black letters is \"**** of\". Couldnt even spell off correctly :rolleyes:


    The sooner we have a violent and...
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    But dont you know citizens? They bring in all...

    But dont you know citizens? They bring in all these seemingly crazy laws to protect you because the Government loves you and wants to keep you safe.

    Now pick up that can....
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    He has ridden the mighty moon worm.

    He has ridden the mighty moon worm.
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    I have two questions. One: Has he shut up...

    I have two questions.

    One: Has he shut up about how he used to be the next president blah blah blah?
    Two: Is he any closer to finding manbearpig?
  43. I never understood why you had to turn the wheel...

    I never understood why you had to turn the wheel of a car. Surely the road would just take us round the bends itself?

    I also thought it was illegal to have sex in a house. I\'ll leave it up to...
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    Did he try to get you to buy a White Dwarf...

    Did he try to get you to buy a White Dwarf subscription?
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    Well theres twelve spikes coming out of the...

    Well theres twelve spikes coming out of the central shield/circle which represent the 12 High Lords of Terra, the top centra laurelled skull being the Emperor. Two of the symbols on the spikes...
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    Amen to that. As always when the C word is...

    Amen to that. As always when the C word is mentioned, take a gander at the prisonplanet forums. Every whacked out theory is taken as gospel and anyone who points out how stupid it is is (litterally)...
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    O rly? Know anything about guns? Congrats...

    O rly? Know anything about guns?


    Congrats mrrocknroll, give em a clip round the ear for me :beer:
  48. Thread: Ethics

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    This guy?...

    This guy?
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    Thats the long and short of it. There\'s some...

    Thats the long and short of it. There\'s some loophole in German law that says if a German filmmakers film tanks at the box office they pay for the production cost and the director and investors get...
  50. Thread: UK GD 2008

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    Is the mini still the jumping Space Marine with a...

    Is the mini still the jumping Space Marine with a hammer?
  51. Thread: UK GD 2008

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    I\'m packing my riot helmet this year. IF FW are...

    I\'m packing my riot helmet this year. IF FW are releasing anything big and shiny I\'m investing in armour too.

    If we all buy a can of Tesco value deodorant each, form a line, charge them and...
  52. Thread: Tony Blair

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    There wouldn\'t happen to be any schoolbook...

    There wouldn\'t happen to be any schoolbook depositories or grassy knolls nearby would there?
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    \"Jar-Jar makes the Ewoks look like...*******......

    \"Jar-Jar makes the Ewoks look like...*******... Shaft!\"

    It comes to something when fan made films are better than the official products.
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    Throw in a computer nerd uploading a virus to the...

    Throw in a computer nerd uploading a virus to the mothership and the president of the united states personally leading the attack in a F16 and you have the plot of Independence Day.
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    In a moment of insanity I was browsing the...

    In a moment of insanity I was browsing the Prisonplanet forums the other night and a thought occured to me. \"Most of these conspiracy theorists are trading one state of brainwashing for another. If...
  56. Bring forth the Chick Tract!...

    Bring forth the Chick Tract!.

    If those things are enough to get you fired over the big water then some of my sub teachers would have been lynched as they exited the school gates. We had one who...
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    The Universe is just too big for us to be the...

    The Universe is just too big for us to be the only living thing out there, even if its just a patch of bacteria hiding under a rock out on HD 188753. If that is a certainty, then why not a lifeform...
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    Theres a load of photos here...

    Theres a load of photos here of last weeks event at Bodelwyddan castle. Wide range of armour and weaponry in various conditions. Bonus points if you can spot me :D
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    You should be able to import still images and...

    You should be able to import still images and text into a video using Windows Movie Maker
  60. Thread: GTA4

    by Swordwind
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    Never. Unless they find a way to give AI all the...

    Never. Unless they find a way to give AI all the cognitive and physical abilities of a human there will always be things a real human can do that a videogame character cant. That small but important...
  61. Thread: GTA4

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    I\'ve been playing videogames for as long as I...

    I\'ve been playing videogames for as long as I can remember. I\'ve been playing violent ones since I was 11 years old.

    Ammount of people I have murdered: 0

    I have no desire to go out and beat a...
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    Welsh flag: dragon English flag: cross of Saint...

    Welsh flag: dragon
    English flag: cross of Saint George

    ;)
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    Google search \"olympic hosts\". First result...

    Google search \"olympic hosts\". First result gives every host since 1896. Time taken = 4 seconds
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    Is it true that the airbrush is shaped like a...

    Is it true that the airbrush is shaped like a flamer?
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    I\'m seeing the words but they just arent going...

    I\'m seeing the words but they just arent going into the brain ???


    ;)
  66. Thread: PYP-3?

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    Bump bumpity bump bump bump. Mainly because I...

    Bump bumpity bump bump bump. Mainly because I want to show off my new hat :cool:

    http://a477.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_e882d30750e1f6425f757b5ff4007b7c.jpg

    All those late nights...
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    Corfe?

    Corfe?
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    Such a day it was! Such a day! My master, Richard...

    Such a day it was! Such a day! My master, Richard Neville, Earl of Warwick, maker of kings, gone to battle for Henry, the rightful king of England. Long live King Henry!

    I spent my easter bank...
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    Not particularity into DC comics but for that...

    Not particularity into DC comics but for that price I cant pass up the Batman one :drool: .
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    Star Wars according to a 3 year old...

    Star Wars according to a 3 year old
  71. Thread: Creepy Gnome

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    About as scary as a bag of peanuts

    About as scary as a bag of peanuts
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    How is Excalibur only 7?! :flame: I also ake...

    How is Excalibur only 7?! :flame:

    I also ake issue to the his comment on the \"william wallace\" sword but I\'ll leave it that...
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    Wargames Illustrated and Soldiers Games and...

    Wargames Illustrated and Soldiers Games and Strategy
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    Couldnt agree more. A sad day for geeks...

    Couldnt agree more. A sad day for geeks everywhere. RIP Mr Gygax.

    Though I have a very nasty feeling that Jack Chick is going to have a field day with this tragic news.
  75. Thread: Hungry?

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    QFT :|~ Give me a hundred MREs than one Knotted...

    QFT :|~ Give me a hundred MREs than one Knotted Poddle
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    That wouldnt happen to be the \"Evolution doesnt...

    That wouldnt happen to be the \"Evolution doesnt exist because......\" thread would it?
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    I\'ve just seen a great post that amounted to...

    I\'ve just seen a great post that amounted to little more than \"I CANT COUNTER YOUR ARGUMENT SO I\'M JUST GOING TO CHERRY PICK YOUR QUESTIONS AND THROW BIG WORDS AT YOU UNTIL YOU STOP!!!!\" lol
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    Wonder what would happen if we just spammed them...

    Wonder what would happen if we just spammed them with this:
    http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/downloadAttach/1918.page
    :D
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    Bloody hell I\'ve only looked at the first...

    Bloody hell I\'ve only looked at the first handful of posts and my blood is angrying up already! Replace Jesus and God with Emperor and you have 40k...
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    Well children, what did we learn from the great...

    Well children, what did we learn from the great quake of \'08?

    Oooo!Miss! Miss! Pick me! Pick me! I learnt that in the event of a \"disaster\", I\'ll just sit there with my mouth open like a...
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    Now class, did everyone remember to bring their...

    Now class, did everyone remember to bring their electrodes today? :twisted:
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    Its taken you two years to notice?

    Its taken you two years to notice?
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    You are ??? I\'ll be back in 24 hours...

    You are ??? I\'ll be back in 24 hours...
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    Star Wars according to a 3 year old...

    Star Wars according to a 3 year old
  85. Well they did just release the Blessings of...

    Well they did just release the Blessings of Sigmar and Fall of the Witch King dioramas. Maybe a clue they are slowly dragging themselves towards some more generic minis?
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    http://www.bitzbox.co.uk/images/space_marine_head_...

    http://www.bitzbox.co.uk/images/space_marine_head_1_large.jpg
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    I think you\'ll find that Starship Troopers is...

    I think you\'ll find that Starship Troopers is the Starship Troopers minis game ;)
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    http://www.leatherbees.com/zen1/images/ILI%206996%...

    http://www.leatherbees.com/zen1/images/ILI%206996%20Sm%20HANDBAG.jpg
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    Move to Poland and you\'ll be perfectly fine...

    Move to Poland and you\'ll be perfectly fine :rolleyes:
  90. Thread: nerd-girl

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    If only :( :D

    If only :( :D
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    We drive on the left in Britain because its...

    We drive on the left in Britain because its easier for a right handed cavalryman to swing a sword at an opponent if he is to their left.

    Just a nuget of info there.
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    You can buy the minis direct from the website but...

    You can buy the minis direct from the website but you would have to order them component by component as they only sell bitz and not complete models. They prefer people to give money to the bricks...
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    Poundland Xtra Value ;)

    Poundland Xtra Value ;)
  94. Not buying childrens products from dodgy geezers...

    Not buying childrens products from dodgy geezers I would have said.
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    Dolls houses with lots of people inside. Then...

    Dolls houses with lots of people inside. Then I\'d run the house bit into the ground and revert to type.
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    http://www.forces.gc.ca/admmat/dglepm/wes/wes_equi...

    http://www.forces.gc.ca/admmat/dglepm/wes/wes_equipments/sniper_rifle_50cal.jpg
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    For WoW boob you need to wait until most of the...

    For WoW boob you need to wait until most of the servers are down, then log into a RP server. CYBORZLOLZ!
  98. In other news, two nuclear scientists have been...

    In other news, two nuclear scientists have been kidnapped on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border, Russian planes have \"attacked\" an American fleet and theres been an earthquake in Mexico City. Somehow...
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    403! Haha! Bloody hilarious! Hang on...

    403! Haha! Bloody hilarious!



    Hang on...
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    I\'d go for Ron Paul simply for his stance on the...

    I\'d go for Ron Paul simply for his stance on the patriot act.
  101. Thread: Please read.

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    You wont like this...

    You wont like this then.
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    But Arthur was neither French or a Saxon was he :D

    But Arthur was neither French or a Saxon was he :D
  103. Trouble is the original was done behind the...

    Trouble is the original was done behind the safety of the intertubes. Doing it in real life is likely to get you punched in the face many, many times.
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    Theres also the problem that \"Arthur\" means...

    Theres also the problem that \"Arthur\" means \"King of all Britons\". So it may have been a title given to a number of people over the years instead of just one man.

    As for this survey? Tosh. Its...
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    That wouldnt be the one at the junction between...

    That wouldnt be the one at the junction between the highstreet and the road to the carpark, a few doors up from the fruit and veg shop and next door to woolies?
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    Oh lordy lordy lordy, here we go again. All we...

    Oh lordy lordy lordy, here we go again. All we need now is some nutter to come in and claim we\'re deliberatly showing porn to kids and he is taking measures to have CMoN taken off the net and the...
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    I have a pair of 15th Century visored Sallets,...

    I have a pair of 15th Century visored Sallets, both of slightly different design. I can take some pics/measurments/whatever of them tomorrow of you like.
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    Westwind ...

    Westwind produce a load of World War 2 heads.
    Hasslefree do a few sprues of heads but they can be fairly expensive for the number you get
    Pig Iron have separate heads for their Sci-fi range,...
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    Its a personal attack to say a thief is a thief?...

    Its a personal attack to say a thief is a thief?

    Does his own words count as evidence?
    Exhibit A Here he says he did indeed use pressmoulded Games Workshop Terminator heads, but they were only...
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    Correction, making a shedload of money by ripping...

    Correction, making a shedload of money by ripping other sculptors off and deceiving people into thinking he does everything by hand.
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    Excellent. I see the Ninjas that I hired to...

    Excellent. I see the Ninjas that I hired to forced everyone to read these threads have arrived :twisted: ;)

    Oh and another thing. FINGERPRINTS!
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    Hey, I calls \'em like I sees \'em! I\'m a whale...

    Hey, I calls \'em like I sees \'em! I\'m a whale biologist.
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    I guess its because Scibor mass produces his...

    I guess its because Scibor mass produces his pieces without any care or attention. He doesnt even take the 10 minutes to scrape off mould likes, flash or even those little stress lugs that are...
  114. Replies
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    Me: Crushing your apocalyptic dreamss since 1989...

    Me: Crushing your apocalyptic dreamss since 1989 :D
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    I get that bit, I just dont understand the words...

    I get that bit, I just dont understand the words ending in Gry bit :)
  116. Replies
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    I dont get this one (http://xkcd.com/169/) ???

    I dont get this one ???
  117. Replies
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    TU24 is no threat whatsoever. See this...

    TU24 is no threat whatsoever.

    See this picture?
    http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5065/earthandmoon1280ou5.jpg

    Now make a copy of it, cut it in half and glue one half to the end of the...
  118. Replies
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    The whole thing has been blow out of proportion...

    The whole thing has been blow out of proportion by people hearing one thing, assuming another and then running with it for all their worth.

    The Mayan Calender ends on 21/12/2012. Thats it. The...
  119. Replies
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    I\'ll put in a vote for Starship Troopers. Even...

    I\'ll put in a vote for Starship Troopers. Even if you only have a slight interest in Sci-fi its mandatory reading. You\'d never think that it was written almost 50 years ago.

    GRRMs other works...
  120. Replies
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    Am I the only one to remember that on 9/12 there...

    Am I the only one to remember that on 9/12 there was a massive alert as a vial of the Plague had gone missing, only to turn up a few hours later as the scientist working on it left it in his labcoat...
  121. Replies
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    \"Hi, I\'m a wanted terrorist, previously escaped...

    \"Hi, I\'m a wanted terrorist, previously escaped from a mental asylum preaching about the nuclear holocaust about to befall us and responsible for the bombing of the Cyberdyne building and...
  122. Replies
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    Didn\'t Judgement Day specifically tell us John...

    Didn\'t Judgement Day specifically tell us John Connor never went to school, instead spending all his time learning how to jack ATMs and fight the machines ???
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    Avoid CS Goto like the plague. My 7 year old...

    Avoid CS Goto like the plague. My 7 year old sister can write better than him. Read more here
  124. Replies
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    Hang on. Did you just say that it cost $30,000...

    Hang on. Did you just say that it cost $30,000 dollars to make The Blair Witch Project? The studio was robbed. I would have written it, shot it and editted it for a a fiver.
  125. Replies
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    I cant decide between The Zombie Diaries and The...

    I cant decide between The Zombie Diaries and The Patriot.

    The Zombie Diaries I hate for a number of reasons.
    1. I can say without bragging or exageration that I can make a better...
  126. Replies
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    My guess is some kind of demented hospital pron.

    My guess is some kind of demented hospital pron.
  127. Thread: WOOHOOO!

    by Swordwind
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    Wow, a show can be made, aired, sucks and is...

    Wow, a show can be made, aired, sucks and is canceled in America before we even get to see the trailers in Eng-er-land.
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    Basically her son likes Warhammer and asked...

    Basically her son likes Warhammer and asked listeners to give advice about what he should spend his Xmas money on.
  129. Thread: WOOHOOO!

    by Swordwind
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    Considering the Hoff can barely stay awake...

    Considering the Hoff can barely stay awake through a GMTV interview I highly doubt he\'d be concious long enough to film a scene.

    There was also a trailer for the new Bionic Woman the other day...
  130. Replies
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    Oh God, its here too!

    Oh God, its here too!
  131. Replies
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    Its actually a myth that all militiamen are...

    Its actually a myth that all militiamen are crazy, paranoid nutjobs who want to split from the Union. Mainly on account of Timothy McVeigh, the Oklahoma City bomber who was mistakenly thought to be a...
  132. Replies
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    If you feel so strongly about keeping your...

    If you feel so strongly about keeping your rights, why not join one of the many militias that are dedicated to that kind of thing. Make sure they\'re sane and dont list their locations as Waco or...
  133. Replies
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    So only one reporter has heard of and reported...

    So only one reporter has heard of and reported it? Did it not enter thier minds that he may be making it all up to earn a great big wad of $$$?
    After that theres one man talking about how we\'re all...
  134. Replies
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    You would think the SEALs would be too busy...

    You would think the SEALs would be too busy fighting terrorists and stuff.
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    Now I\'m going to have to make the perilous walk...

    Now I\'m going to have to make the perilous walk over the fields and across the A50 to get to Tesco so I can buy Black Pudding. At this hour aswell! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
  136. Replies
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    I\'d be more worried about the fact that one of...

    I\'d be more worried about the fact that one of the ads for american popcorn proudly claims to have less harsh chemicals than before...
  137. Thread: Awww geez.

    by Swordwind
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    According to IMDB News...

    According to IMDB News she\'s been up to no good herself...
  138. Thread: NEW YEAR!!!

    by Swordwind
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    I\'m going to be spending the evening drinking...

    I\'m going to be spending the evening drinking Orange Lucozade, surfing Youtube and watching Flags of our Fathers.
  139. Replies
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    lollollollol I\'ll use that one

    lollollollol I\'ll use that one
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    In the grand scheme of things I would rather have...

    In the grand scheme of things I would rather have the person accused of taking a bit of cash on the side in charge of running the country as opposed to the people who\'s political and social ideals...
  141. Merry Christmas and happy birthday! :bouncy:

    Merry Christmas and happy birthday! :bouncy:
  142. Replies
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    Is that the same Scibor that doesnt actually...

    Is that the same Scibor that doesnt actually sculpt anything and instead just pressmoulds computer designs and other sculptors works?
  143. Thread: A toast

    by Swordwind
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    He knows when your are sleeping, He knows when...

    He knows when your are sleeping,
    He knows when you\'re on the can,
    He\'ll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
    You better not breathe, you better not move,
    You\'re better off...
  144. Replies
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    I say if they cant solve their problem like...

    I say if they cant solve their problem like reasonable adults then neither of them gets it and it goes to Oxfam or the Red Cross or some other deserving charity.
  145. Press it half way into clay?

    Press it half way into clay?
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    The new Batman film is called The Dark Knight. ...

    The new Batman film is called The Dark Knight.

    This picture is on the front cover of Empire magazine this month by the way.
  147. Replies
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    www.freewargamerules.co.uk has litterally...

    www.freewargamerules.co.uk has litterally thousands upon thousands of free rules. Theres bound to be a few good ones in there ( I quite liked a SWAT versus Zombies game they had up but I cant...
  148. Replies
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    Let it be known that I am a reenactor! We dont...

    Let it be known that I am a reenactor! We dont have anything to do with those other people except for someone to clobber at Tewkesbury!

    LARP can be very very good but usually due to the complete...
  149. Replies
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    The Lord of the Rings can be applied to any...

    The Lord of the Rings can be applied to any period or setting you like with a few tweaks. Legends of the Old West/High Seas are modified LotR rules and theres unofficial stats for everything from...
  150. Thread: I am Legend.

    by Swordwind
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    By spectacular coincidense, there is an article...

    By spectacular coincidense, there is an article on these knock off films in this months issue of Empire. It has a good quote from one of the directors \"Our War of the Worlds cost half a million:...
  151. Replies
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    I agree that you only ever hear about the bad...

    I agree that you only ever hear about the bad kids. Noone mentions the unknown kid who dove into a canal to save a baby trapped into a buggy that had rolled in, who vanished into the night as soon as...
  152. Thread: I am Legend.

    by Swordwind
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    These are the same guys who make nock-offs of...

    These are the same guys who make nock-offs of films before they\'re released in the cinema. Such titles include Transmorphers, Universal Soldiers, Aliens versus Hunters and 48 Weeks After.
  153. Replies
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    Timothy Mcveigh, the Oklahoma city bomber, devout...

    Timothy Mcveigh, the Oklahoma city bomber, devout Catholic, killed 168 and injured more than 800. The single largest terrorist attack on US soil prior to 9/11.

    Then theres the IRA but I wont go...
  154. Replies
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    Is it so wrong to assume that naming a childrens...

    Is it so wrong to assume that naming a childrens toy after a member of the class in a vote to teach children about democratic elections wont cause people to demand you have your head cut off and be...
  155. Replies
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    Ahem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B7bfsovT1E)

    Ahem
  156. He wouldnt happen to be wearing all camos would...

    He wouldnt happen to be wearing all camos would he?

    The reason I don\'t list Stoke-on-Trent as my location is to avoid the embarrassment of being linked with the Stoke GW store...
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    I hope noone searches my hardrive. I\'d be in...

    I hope noone searches my hardrive. I\'d be in Guantanamo before I reach the end of this senta
  158. Pfft. Cloud stomps on Kadaj in about 4 seconds....

    Pfft. Cloud stomps on Kadaj in about 4 seconds. Sephiroth kicks Clouds ass up throughout the entire battle.
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    For all you bored people FEED THE WORLD!...

    For all you bored people
    FEED THE WORLD!
  160. Generic Shinra Guard :D

    Generic Shinra Guard :D
  161. Replies
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    One of the kids at the local GW insisted he was a...

    One of the kids at the local GW insisted he was a warlock and could astral project himself and summon daemons to do his bidding. It was at that point the manager appeared behind and ordered him to...
  162. If threatening to kill an unspecified diety is...

    If threatening to kill an unspecified diety is enough to warrant spending eternity in a lake of fire dont let them find out about the C\'tan of Warhammer 40k!

    Also tell them a large section of the...
  163. The English have been doing that for centuries :D

    The English have been doing that for centuries :D
  164. Replies
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    The GW stuff isnt what you need for water. Its...

    The GW stuff isnt what you need for water. Its actually water effects which your meant to put on over the top of the normal Woodland Scenics water to make it look like waves and ripples instead of a...
  165. Nice. One of the security guards at my mums...

    Nice. One of the security guards at my mums office went out back for a cheeky fag and found someone sitting on the back step injecting themselves in the wingwang because it was the only place where...
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    If they took all the porn off the internet there...

    If they took all the porn off the internet there would be only one website left and it would be called bringbacktheporn.com ;)
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    Christ almighty, anyone would think we all had a...

    Christ almighty, anyone would think we all had a big meeting and said \"right what we\'re oging to do is get a small ad for a porn website and slip it in amongst the rest of our ads. Then we\'re...
  168. Replies
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    I have a bunch of used Tamyia glass paintpots. I...

    I have a bunch of used Tamyia glass paintpots. I just put a dab of superglue on the minis base or feet. Because of the raised logo and lettering on the lid theres just enough surface area for the...
  169. Thread: GW females

    by Swordwind
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    The obvious joke being that GW employees wouldnt...

    The obvious joke being that GW employees wouldnt know a woman if one sat on thier head. ;)
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    Thats like saying you trust and value the opinion...

    Thats like saying you trust and value the opinion of a complete stranger walking up to you in the street just as much as you trust and value the opinion of your long time friends and collegues. Of...
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    Well seeing as you prefer it this way: l0lz!...

    Well seeing as you prefer it this way:

    l0lz! lok @ teh boobzor! i r rofl0lteh admi nis r leik soo noob 4 not chekin teh sight l0l0l0l0l0l0l!!1!!!

    I can go all night like this. Now would you...
  172. Thread: GW females

    by Swordwind
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    With daemonettes its a case of quantity over...

    With daemonettes its a case of quantity over quality.
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    Where as your suggestion is akin to calling in an...

    Where as your suggestion is akin to calling in an airstrike to obliterate the entire town. :drunk:
  174. Thread: GW females

    by Swordwind
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    Thats because she is a half human half fish half...

    Thats because she is a half human half fish half goat alien monster thing. ;)
  175. Thread: GW females

    by Swordwind
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    In order to be visible from aproximatly four feet...

    In order to be visible from aproximatly four feet away at tabletop level all GW figures are grossly out of proportion .This means that all the females have massive boobs and long flowing hair and all...
  176. Replies
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    Yes thats a great idea. Instead of just ignoring...

    Yes thats a great idea. Instead of just ignoring it until we can finally get it fixed (it being a half inch banner than only appears every now and then and disappears when you scroll down the screen...
  177. Replies
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    If this is the worst thing you see on the...

    If this is the worst thing you see on the internet then you are truely blessed.
  178. http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/f/fic-equi.gif...

    http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/f/fic-equi.gif

    You\'re all sense offenders.
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    I have no words...

    I have no words...
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    This...

    This comic should explain what is happening :D
  181. I know this is going to be utter utter shite. How...

    I know this is going to be utter utter shite. How do I know? Because they\'ve no built up enough hype that everyone will go to see it and they dont actually have to make a film. It could be TV static...
  182. Replies
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    Spirit Games still has pretty much thier entire...

    Spirit Games still has pretty much thier entire stock when I was there last week. You\'ll have to email or call them though as thier range is so big they have no miniatures in the online store.
    ...
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    Kidnapped by Barbary pirates.

    Kidnapped by Barbary pirates.
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    A pirate ship is about to attack a merchant...

    A pirate ship is about to attack a merchant vessel. The Captain turns to his new cabin boy and says \"Cabin Boy! Fetch me my red jacket!\", so the cabin boy runs off and fetches the captains jacket....
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    I watched Stalingrad when I was 4. :(

    I watched Stalingrad when I was 4. :(
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    Perhaps you\'d be interested in this...

    Perhaps you\'d be interested in this. They\'re reverse engineering the SWG engine back to pre-CU. Anyone with a Sony version of the game can play thier current build and wander arround Tatooine....
  187. Replies
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    This must be bad. Even the Frothers are...

    This must be bad. Even the Frothers are compaining! :o :o :o
  188. Thread: BitTorrent?

    by Swordwind
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    988

    8. Watch out for these guys:...

    8. Watch out for these guys:...
  189. Have you made sure you turned them off? The...

    Have you made sure you turned them off? The options are in \"My Account\" on the front page.
  190. Replies
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    Another vote for Baldurs Gate 2. Especially with...

    Another vote for Baldurs Gate 2. Especially with the Throne of Bhaal expansion pack :o

    Closely followed by Morrowind and the Tribunal and Bloodmoon expansions. I wasted so many weeks playing it......
  191. Thread: over the top

    by Swordwind
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    I turned off the filter just to see what I\'d...

    I turned off the filter just to see what I\'d get.
    Scarlet Johansen in a shower. Apparently its hot.
  192. Replies
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    Always make sure the lid is all the way on before...

    Always make sure the lid is all the way on before you shake the pot :(
  193. Someone should tell him a Eldar Wraithlord is...

    Someone should tell him a Eldar Wraithlord is better than a Chaos Marine Dreadnaught lol
  194. Replies
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    Excellent work! :o:o:o Did you ever start that...

    Excellent work! :o:o:o

    Did you ever start that Time Traveller diorama?
  195. The Scots view of the English...

    The Scots view of the English
  196. I dont know, there was this cafe on the main...

    I dont know, there was this cafe on the main street in Conwy and everyone was all smiles and rays of sunshine when we went in and sat down. The second we opened our mouths and a English accent came...
  197. Replies
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    Apparently they completely screw over the...

    Apparently they completely screw over the storyline from all 3 source stories and is just an excuse for the director to run arround yelling \"I\'m gay! I\'m gay! Everyone look at me because I\'m gay!...
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    I remember that comic! lol

    I remember that comic! lol
  199. Thread: World War Z

    by Swordwind
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    Day by Day Armegeddon is similar to WWZ but...

    Day by Day Armegeddon is similar to WWZ but focus\' on one man instead of the entire planet. Just been reprinted.
  200. The English are all chimneysweeps from the East...

    The English are all chimneysweeps from the East End and talk like an owd\' cockney sparra\'. We all live in terraced houses, wear vests covered in sequins and spontaneously burst into a big musical...
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