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    "Finished"? I'm afraid you have only removed it...

    "Finished"? I'm afraid you have only removed it from the blister (well, "blister" is not intended as a derogatory comparaison but as a poetic metaphor...)
    Felicitations!
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    Great! I should have thought there was a second...

    Great!
    I should have thought there was a second layer...
    Many thanks for the much needed cultural update!
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    So, could we conclude that generally you are...

    So, could we conclude that generally you are pissed or sober? ;)
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    yep! I even suspect a commies' conspiracy:...

    yep! I even suspect a commies' conspiracy: children are conditionned into convincing their parents that they deseperately need a public health care program
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    Maybe the antinomy between "running around" and...

    Maybe the antinomy between "running around" and "bondage gear"... But the sheep fits nicely in the picture if I dare to say...
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    Women prefer honesty... When? Where? "Yes...

    Women prefer honesty... When? Where?
    "Yes Honey, that dress suits you perfectly... "
    "Honest! She is just a cousin of mine..."
    "I never eat such a good "pied de cochon" before..."
    I'm afraid...
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    Did you try to talk about "brushlicking"? On a...

    Did you try to talk about "brushlicking"? On a very anthropological side, I would be interested to know her reaction :D
  8. It was in "Heavy Metal", an old french rpg... We...

    It was in "Heavy Metal", an old french rpg... We were playing Terminator-like robots enforcing a fachist state (did I mention it was a french rpg?)
    We were supposed to save some hostages from some...
  9. Oh my! I've just have a nasty yet Lovecraftian...

    Oh my! I've just have a nasty yet Lovecraftian flashback...
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    The size changed: they are smaller than they used...

    The size changed: they are smaller than they used to be... So I suppose the compatibility with AT-43 should be checked for each mini individually... which would be a very boring task!
  11. Maybe for masochistic sissies then... :rolleyes:

    Maybe for masochistic sissies then...
    :rolleyes:
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    Were they carring banjos?

    Were they carring banjos?
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    But such a busy schedule lefts no time for the...

    But such a busy schedule lefts no time for the infamous \"Pastis drinking\" daily contest!
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    Didn\'t Sergio Leone make a movie about your...

    Didn\'t Sergio Leone make a movie about your adventures in St Tropez?
    What the hell were you doing in such a hellish place?
    Here is a typical pack of \"gendarmes de St Tropez\" and you can clearly...
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    I thought it was more something close to vomit...

    I thought it was more something close to vomit
    \"Conduisez moi à votre chef\" and \"Non merci, j\'ai déjà eu du fromage\" are 2 sentences that could save your life.
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    If I understand your point correctly, that means...

    If I understand your point correctly, that means only rich people should be eligible to be helped to have children...
    I\'m afraid that as long as you haven\'t feel first hand the distress of people...
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    That explains this strange attraction towards...

    That explains this strange attraction towards mole-grips, doesn\'t it? :D
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    I\'m afraid it applies to either fiction or...

    I\'m afraid it applies to either fiction or non-fiction...
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    I have a crate full of those... Right behind my...

    I have a crate full of those... Right behind my desk... I hope I have enlightened ( figuratively i\'m afraid) your day :D
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    http://www.cyber-shop.ch/magasin/images/perenoeleo...

    http://www.cyber-shop.ch/magasin/images/perenoeleordure.jpg

    The whole story ends in a Zoo, characters throwing nicely wrapped parcels containing pieces of the body of an electrician to tigers... ...
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    I want a 28mm mini version of those guys: ...

    I want a 28mm mini version of those guys:

    http://www.theatre-des-varietes.fr/archives/spectacles/1947_maurey_denis_marcel/1959_freres_jacques/slices/visuel.gif

    And a compilation of their...
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    That\'s exactly the meaning ! lol

    That\'s exactly the meaning ! lol
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    Now \"something serious but amazing to think...

    Now \"something serious but amazing to think about\"

    There is a french expression \"avoir le cigare au bord des levres\" ( to have the cigar at the end of the lips ) that means that toilets are...
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    ... and then if smoking makes teeth yellow, I...

    ... and then if smoking makes teeth yellow, I wonder the colorfull effect of...
    sorry
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    Smoking is bad for heath but other uses are just...

    Smoking is bad for heath but other uses are just bad for reputation.
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    If our countries have ever be allied, cher ami,...

    If our countries have ever be allied, cher ami, if countries can be allies in fact... what became the medal given to Henri Ford by Nazis? How is Texaco? Dupont? Countries or States or whatever are...
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    Since when democracy is supposed to be the best...

    Since when democracy is supposed to be the best form of governement ever?
    Since when a souverain state should take decision going against its own interest to help an other country that keeps on...
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    nor in Aulnay sous Bois...

    nor in Aulnay sous Bois...
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    Did anyone read \"The Myth of the Good War:...

    Did anyone read \"The Myth of the Good War: America in the Second World War\" or \"The Rogue State\"?
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    Sorry. Won\'t do it again. Will seek and burn...

    Sorry.
    Won\'t do it again.
    Will seek and burn an Austin Mini instead, or falsely direct english-speaking tourists towards Aulnay sous Bois :)
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    Don\'t let the germanic tone of the subtitles...

    Don\'t let the germanic tone of the subtitles fool you: if it\'s weird, eerie showing a whole menagerie while not beeing an avant-garde wild life documentary, then it\'s danish porn.
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    I thought it was an exotic alcool brand... The...

    I thought it was an exotic alcool brand...
    The new asiatic design of goblins makes me wish my religion doesn\'t forbid me to paint goblins.
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    lol

    lol
  34. That\'s what He does best... lol

    That\'s what He does best... lol
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    I hear shining black boots marching here ...

    I hear shining black boots marching here

    lollol
    WWI: ...and the UK has our eternal gratitude.
    WWII: ...and we are deeply shamed to forget what the Europe owes to the Soviets.
    Vietnam: ...and...
  36. What about fudging your die rolls concerning the...

    What about fudging your die rolls concerning the fate of his character in a very obvious way?
    If every one has fun around the table and don\'t care about his constant fudging, maybe you should let...
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    Not by e-mail but...

    As I own a shop, I am often phoned and reminded by unknown charming persons to pay ( around 300€ ) for ads (in martians publications I suppose) I didn\'t order. They think my name is Smiou (?) and...
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    \"Gai Paris\"

    Arc de triomphe
    48 52 25.51 N
    2 17 41.24 E

    Place de la Concorde ( Obelisque )
    48 51 55.88 N
    2 19 15.72 E
    The street between that 2 places is \"Les Champs élysés \"

    Pyramide du Louvres
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    Jean Paul Gaultier

    Jean Paul Gaultier
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    Actually, the scenic sight isn\'t the problem...

    Actually, the scenic sight isn\'t the problem...
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    C\'est purement genial!

    C\'est purement genial!
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    Great idea! I\'m around there: 48° 33\'...

    Great idea!
    I\'m around there:
    48° 33\' 35.79\" N
    3° 17\' 57.90\" E
    and Team model is 100 meters south of my location.
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    *cough cough* in fact, so do I. The soundtrack...

    *cough cough* in fact, so do I. The soundtrack does most of the job *cough* Really! :rolleyes:
    \"Geoffray!?\"... \" Rhaah! Angelique!\"... Oh no! They are after me! :flip:
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    A warning should be written on poster: \"This...

    A warning should be written on poster: \"This movie contains Ben Affleck, can make your eyes bleed\".
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    Ah! Angelique!

    I\'m so sorry you saw that stuff
    lol
    I was sure customs around the world destoyed any copy of this movie before they cross our borders... well, at least you escape the 5th one, Angelique et le...
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    Maybe you saw this masterpiece with the sound...

    Maybe you saw this masterpiece with the sound off? :D
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    @ Spacemunkie: ...if a bit messy on a grammatical...

    @ Spacemunkie: ...if a bit messy on a grammatical point of view :)

    @ Medved: Try to drink something strong in good compagny ( but not alone). Did they give you something to prevent the asthma?
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    Indomptable Angelique! An actual \"bouse\". I...

    Indomptable Angelique!
    An actual \"bouse\". I hope the rest of the free world had escaped that infamous film.
    The director must have end his life in a very narrow cell to pay for this unbelivable...
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    I\'m afraid they want to be killed as martyrs,...

    I\'m afraid they want to be killed as martyrs, it\'s a very important part of their indocrination and it has become a highly regarded social gratification. What they don\'t want, including their...
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    I didn\'t intend to criticize US gov, in fact I...

    I didn\'t intend to criticize US gov, in fact I find \"liberating\" Irak a rather clever while indirect manoeuvre. I\'m sure it succed in reducing terrorism against USA, trying to swap Hussein to...
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    @MarkusTay: There is a theory implying that the...

    @MarkusTay: There is a theory implying that the attack against Irak was a US tentative to be less dependant of Arabie Saoudite about the oil and so put a end to an embarrassing relationship with a...
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    Once I saw a chilling picture showing a british...

    Once I saw a chilling picture showing a british policeman on duty with a group of ww2 german soldiers in full regalia in the background. Very disturbing.
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    What about the anglo-normand islands occupated by...

    What about the anglo-normand islands occupated by the germans during WW2?
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    As they live in a delusionnal world, from their...

    As they live in a delusionnal world, from their insane point of view, as long as they manage to bomb something, they win. I don\'t think they realise their attacks didn\'t affect us collectively....
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    Most european countries are used to these sort of...

    Most european countries are used to these sort of attacks, but I don\'t find this thought very conforting. I\'m afraid that given the usual objectives of terrorists, somehow they always win one way...
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    It\'s horrible, sad and depressing. I hope...

    It\'s horrible, sad and depressing.
    I hope everyone is OK.
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    Ils ne sont jamais innocents... C\'est toujours...

    Ils ne sont jamais innocents...
    C\'est toujours mieux que passable... Good job comme ils disent!
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    In fact I have never watch a football match. I...

    In fact I have never watch a football match. I watched Tess the night of the cup: Melle Kinski or a handfull of sweating guys running after a ball...
    Instead of taking me 4 hours to see my...
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    He never was... well, he doesn\'t lie too well,...

    He never was... well, he doesn\'t lie too well, he drinks corona beer and he is married to Bernadette, while not a decent politician ( anyone has seen some? ) he must be a funny guy to drink a beer...
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    Between Fox News rejoicing that some bombing was...

    Between Fox News rejoicing that some bombing was to occure in Paris during the olympic thing, tax collectors growing an extra set of fangs and the fact that most of the suppliers I need to visit...
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    @ frenchkid- dire que j\'avais cru comprendre que...

    @ frenchkid- dire que j\'avais cru comprendre que s\'énerver était contre-productif :P:D Au fait, mention?
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    then \"Félicitations!\":D

    then \"Félicitations!\":D
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    i almost forget: frenchkid, champagne?

    i almost forget: frenchkid, champagne?
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    I\'m pretty sure he comes from outer space to...

    I\'m pretty sure he comes from outer space to \"back stab\" us all lol :(
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    May I have the boldness to ask which french...

    May I have the boldness to ask which french backstabb you and the circumstance of such a terrible event? By the way, showing one\'s bottom in some blocks of gai Paris is a certain way to get, well,...
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    Show us the spring of your intellectual process...

    Show us the spring of your intellectual process if you want, I\'m too happy avoiding the olympic nuisance to take offense. :D
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    liberty fries or

    liberty fries or
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    I can\'t say it better, and I should not try to....

    I can\'t say it better, and I should not try to. :)
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    Great!

    Great!
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    Words failled me to write how impressed I\'am....

    Words failled me to write how impressed I\'am. Chapeau bas!
    Would you have the kindness to post the back view again?
  71. Well, only the cards... and the stats on them:...

    Well, only the cards... and the stats on them: english cards tends to become the official ones as the french ones may lack some testing. And as long as yours opponants don\'t mind you can use...
  72. I\'m sure you will find something in the...

    I\'m sure you will find something in the Cadwallon range once they start selling it.
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    I saw 2 scenarios on french magazines and the...

    I saw 2 scenarios on french magazines and the atmosphere seemed very disapointing when compared to the previous one. The new french edition has 256 pages when the old one has 368 pages so something...
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    Amis de la poésie, bonjour!

    What does a sick elephant need?
    :duh:
    Lots of room.
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    No, it\'s also an \"avant garde\" rendering of...

    No, it\'s also an \"avant garde\" rendering of the Titanic\'s tragic fate. :duh:
  76. Joyeux Anniversaire!

    Joyeux Anniversaire!
  77. Thread: Bonjour!!

    by Astorderire
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    In fact, when I don\'t fumble on some decent...

    In fact, when I don\'t fumble on some decent fellow like M Tay ( happily a rare event ) this place is a joyfull sun beam in my sad life ( or a refreshing cool breeze in fact ).
    To be less...
  78. Thread: Bonjour!!

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    J\'ai tendance à démarrer au 1/4 de tour face à...

    J\'ai tendance à démarrer au 1/4 de tour face à ce genre de truc et aujourd\'hui la chaleur me rend con, et \"les cons, ça ose tout, c\'est même à ça qu\'on les reconnait\". J\'en ai trop lu pour...
  79. Thread: Bonjour!!

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    Damn Right! I sell their products in my shop. Did...

    Damn Right! I sell their products in my shop. Did you try the \"doufeu\" models? their new vegetable-looking stuff is also very cute and not that expensive (but not in cast iron)
    Sorry about the...
  80. Thread: Bonjour!!

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    Leclerc, De Lattre, Bigeard, Moulin, le commando...

    Leclerc, De Lattre, Bigeard, Moulin, le commando Kieffer, le normandie-Niemen, la 1ere armée française et 1100000 morts anonymes pour la 2eme GM ( sources americaines! ) and I supose I should add...
  81. Thread: Bonjour!!

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    It isn\'t a valid excuse for chronic stupidity....

    It isn\'t a valid excuse for chronic stupidity.
    I don\'t think insulting people well hidden behind one\'s keyboard is a proof of courage, but I supose we don\'t give courage the same meaning.
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    Last year, after a night spent drinking Vodka,...

    Last year, after a night spent drinking Vodka, the owners of our local fig shop decided to order some stuff from them. The order included some 1/72 stuff and a 25mm plastic barbarian whose picture on...
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    You are worth your weight in paracetamol

    I was sadely trying to prepare Warghar (wolfen limited edition) without sneezing a file into my eyes, and now I must avoid to laught the wolfen into disfiguration. lol
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    It\'s gaulloises, Galloises means women from...

    It\'s gaulloises, Galloises means women from Wales in french! lollollol
    \"Smoking galloises\"! what a stylishly heterosexal hobby! But is it harmfull for lungs?
    lol
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    Being heterosexual, I don\'t manage to be...

    Being heterosexual, I don\'t manage to be interested by anything with balls in it.
    Sorry, no brain left, only snot :duh:
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    C\'est exactement ça! Le manque d\'encadrement en...

    C\'est exactement ça! Le manque d\'encadrement en \"Uni\" est dévastateur les premieres années et constitue, avec l\'ennui et l\'age, un moyen de sélection caché ( du propre aveu d\'un enseignant de...
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    Not the first 3 years, you have to wait Maitrise...

    Not the first 3 years, you have to wait Maitrise to learn something efficiantely. Par exemple, en TP, les profs sont également des chercheurs ( Chouette! ) mais n\'enseignent pas forcement leur...
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    Well done! lol and \"merde\" for the \"concour\".

    Well done! lol
    and \"merde\" for the \"concour\".
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    In fact this system is looking more and more like...

    In fact this system is looking more and more like lotery. Competitive exams are the rule in matter of acces to elite education in France but it leads students to sacrifice 1 to 3 years of their life...
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    Et comment se passe le Bac?

    Et comment se passe le Bac?
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    I heard there still will be a free sample of...

    I heard there still will be a free sample of conf. rules in every blister but only about fighting ( ie no magie and divination etc).
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    @ Finn17: In fact I don\'t know what I meant when...

    @ Finn17: In fact I don\'t know what I meant when I wrote that silly thing. The better part of my brain ended in a handkerchief in the night before and today I\'m sneezing myself into a very european...
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    I\'m not an expert in history but when the...

    I\'m not an expert in history but when the concept of Patriotism become the usefull tool of our ( we \"European\" ) rulling class?
    Our opinions are tainted by these 200 years of indoctrinations:...
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    Joyeux anniversaire! ...and don\'t you think...

    Joyeux anniversaire!
    ...and don\'t you think this sudden interest in egyptian tombs is a bit worrying? :D
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    Le conformisme paie toujours :duh:

    Le conformisme paie toujours :duh:
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    lol I feel as if we are slowly, well, sliding...

    lol
    I feel as if we are slowly, well, sliding towards the naked polo stuff.:D
    Suddenly a very disgusting picture of Frankenstein yelling \"It\'s alive! It\'s alive!\" is crossing my mind.
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    What about the one where a bar next to a lost...

    What about the one where a bar next to a lost road is used as a meeting point for various aliens expecting to invade the Earth?
    Sorry...:duh:
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    It depends on what you mean by \"alive\" It...

    It depends on what you mean by \"alive\"
    It doesn\'t synthetise any proteine or ARN, in fact there is no nucleus activity... it\'s just a kind of homing support carring ADN... It\'s as alive as a...
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    I\'m flattered to be so highly regarded by such...

    I\'m flattered to be so highly regarded by such an honorable member of such a noble assembly.

    @Frenchkid -Many appologies to those unable to read french but I can\'t write this in english- Le...
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    No naked polo then :(

    No naked polo then :(
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    The whole topic starded to spiral because of your...

    The whole topic starded to spiral because of your xenophobic sounding title, you should have write something like \"Arnold isn\'t that dumb, isn\'t he?\".
    Now, on aborption, I do agree with you....
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    There were very valid reasons... Merde! Where is...

    There were very valid reasons...
    Merde! Where is my coffee cup?
    Lots of...
    Chiotte! Where is my bottle of whisky?
    But who cares? Let\'s talk about more important and less polemic topics... How is...
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    You are a wise man. I wrote a not so pleasant...

    You are a wise man.
    I wrote a not so pleasant thing about aborption and politics and religion (etc) :|~ a minute ago, then coffee brought enlightement and I edited the whole disgusting thing. Right...
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    I don\'t understand why I should feel offended...

    I don\'t understand why I should feel offended ???
    Like most citizens of a modern \"democratic\" state, I\'m just a slave that his masters try to make feel as if he is free.
    Reading your post...
  105. Thread: May News

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    If you buy 1 box of hybrid you get the nemesis...

    If you buy 1 box of hybrid you get the nemesis box for free.
    I heard this offer was only intended for sales on the Salon de la Maquette fair, but as they fumbled with their mailing list they felt...
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    And why every democratic polititicians behave...

    And why every democratic polititicians behave like they are entertainers... To be elected again?
    Didn\'t the previous pope say Pinochet was the last christian Knight?
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    As far as I know, you must have the french...

    As far as I know, you must have the french nationnality to be elected... I suppose the protectorate stuff was writen in order to allow people born in a french protectorate with a french nationnality...
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    It doesn\'t translate at all: to come = décharger...

    It doesn\'t translate at all: to come = décharger dans le sens où l\'entend Sade.
    By the way if Monsieur Clinton is a lover and not a fighter, he would have avoid some bloodshed in Cote d\'Ivoire...
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    \" the colors are interesting\" is my favorite :D...

    \" the colors are interesting\" is my favorite :D
    By the way, NSA\'s comments are also highly appreciated in downtown Provins... ( I translate some of your comments for Team Model )
  110. Thread: Lingo?

    by Astorderire
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    Pareil! ( ie I do agree) :D

    Pareil! ( ie I do agree) :D
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    December 1428 would be nice... I\'ll seduce...

    December 1428 would be nice... I\'ll seduce Jeanne d\'Arc out of that unhealthy \"Pucelle\" attitude with my famous Dance of the Files (TM) trick and make Europe an easier thing to construct and...
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    @ Duende- As I wrote the condom is to keep the...

    @ Duende- As I wrote the condom is to keep the Hope alive :D...
    And in fact I read a strange version of the Robinson Crusoe story a long time ago (maybe \"Vendredi\" is the title) where the poor guy...
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    - a condom ( one is never too cautious). - I...

    - a condom ( one is never too cautious).
    - I don\'t know the actual name of this stuff in english but it must sound like that : a chocolate paste for recreational sex.
    - No one! I do belive that...
  114. it\'s too \"avant garde\" for my own taste.:(

    it\'s too \"avant garde\" for my own taste.:(
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    Well

    Ipcress...
    I\'m a great fan of Mr Caine.

    If you understand french, try \"les Tontons flingueurs\" or \"les Barbouzes\". In the first one there\'s a magnificent dialogue: \" les cons, ça ose tout,...
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    I\'m afraid seagulls have already started the...

    I\'m afraid seagulls have already started the priming of Mr Eiffel\'s mother lol
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    Yep! It\'s harmfull for brain cells.

    Yep! It\'s harmfull for brain cells.
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    I know you won\'t belive me, but 3 or 4 years ago...

    I know you won\'t belive me, but 3 or 4 years ago I stumbled on a restaurant in a small town between Salisbury and Cirencester where the food was delicious.:)
    I\'m quite sure that were the chiefs...
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    Yep! But I have the feeling that\'s our...

    Yep! But I have the feeling that\'s our individual responsability to stop that kind of behaviour. I watched a journalist on fox news explaining that Paris had not be bombed enought to his taste a...
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    On the creafig site, the trap was even more...

    On the creafig site, the trap was even more ashaming: when you \"click\" on the picture of the pink stuff box to get a better view, you get this:
    ...
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    Interesting yet messy lol

    Interesting yet messy lol
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    After having some trouble with some of his school...

    After having some trouble with some of his school fellows, a friend of mine exchanged the locks of all the rooms in his boarding school... he also put a harmless blue thing ( can\'t remember the...
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    Like a British citizen making compulsively...

    Like a British citizen making compulsively xenophobic remarks... Yep! That would be a first:flip:
    Translations by such programs are just very poetic in a \"Monty Pythonesque\" way.
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    1) No. :) 2) Whatever suits you, but you should...

    1) No. :)
    2) Whatever suits you, but you should keep to square bases and I think you will need a \" Hand driller\" quikely if you don\'t want to see arms falling endlessly :D
    3) If I remember well,...
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    As most french citizens, I didn\'t know they were...

    As most french citizens, I didn\'t know they were called french fries until they called them liberty fries which make a whole nation laught and was a relief for the gastronomicaly concerned. lol
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    Why french fries? Here, fries are alloted to...

    Why french fries?
    Here, fries are alloted to Belgians...
  127. Thread: Gaming!

    by Astorderire
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    We were playing a star wars RPG game when our GM...

    We were playing a star wars RPG game when our GM started make a strange dance as if he was standing on a small unbalanced thing. :bouncy:
    As the battle was fierce and the stormtroopers close, we...
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    Nice! I learned a new usefull word in english! lol

    Nice! I learned a new usefull word in english! lol
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    In \"Black Adder\", when Edmont becomes...

    In \"Black Adder\", when Edmont becomes Archbishop of Canterbury, he wears a stylish and, well, protruding outfit that is supposed to improve the charisma exuding from, err, an important part of his...
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    I don\'t know, I can\'t find \"cod piece\" in my...

    I don\'t know, I can\'t find \"cod piece\" in my bilingual dictionnary :flip: ... but I found \"cache-sexe\"! :idea:
    It\'s written \"G-string\":bouncy:
    I\'m not sure it captures the full poetic...
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    What is the word in english for \"Cache-sexe\" ?...

    What is the word in english for \"Cache-sexe\" ? :duh:
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    Link to the Painted version of the scaly one...

    Link to the Painted version of the scaly one
    I heard a strange ( and hopefully silly )rumor telling that barely dressed women in cloak ( :moon: ) would be part of the Ophidian army ???
    Edit: the...
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    In Veenhus, does the \"een\" sound like in...

    In Veenhus, does the \"een\" sound like in \"teen\"? \"Hus\" like in \"us\"?
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    And coming soon ( March...) a new novel (in...

    And coming soon ( March...) a new novel (in french) with an Ophidian adventurer ( a new race). And Canons for the Griffins ( cost 42 points, range 150cm :D ). I can\'t remember the other news...
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    I was a student in vegetal physiology at Jussieu...

    I was a student in vegetal physiology at Jussieu university... so I became the manager of 2 shops selling \"art de la table\" stuff, like Baccarat, Haviland, Bernardaud, Wedgwood etc......
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    Joyeux Noel à tous!

    Joyeux Noel à tous!
  137. :Dlol As a matter of fact, it may...

    :Dlol As a matter of fact, it may...
  138. Tooshy\'s : the thing about X and Y chromosomes...

    Tooshy\'s : the thing about X and Y chromosomes and the pinochio stuff...
  139. Félicitations!

    I\'ll miss the sexist signatures :D
    ( May the force be with you, Avicenna! ) lol
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    Toutes mes félicitations

    It\'s forbiden by most goverment because their genestealer-like mutant offsprings would claw their way too easly in a burocratic biotope and soon become Masters of the Universe ;) ( actually they...
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    And you can use most of the griffon minis in...

    And you can use most of the griffon minis in Hybrid and Nemesis, and in conf\' Ambrosius le senile is funny and the Knight ( in Nemesis) sounds great for conf\' as he gives bonuses to every Hod loge...
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    You should have at least 2 fusiliers (sorry I...

    You should have at least 2 fusiliers (sorry I don\'t know their names in english), at least 2 inquisiteurs ( the more they are the more powerfull they become ), regular templiers ( shield and sword )...
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    And I saw yesterday that where will be elves ( a...

    And I saw yesterday that where will be elves ( a box and a GM ) in November, and modular Zombies, and very cool Dirz clones (Cento-something)...:D
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    And there is also this one from...

    And there is also this one from http://team.model.indoor.free.fr/forum.html

    http://img34.exs.cx/img34/143/393-eglise20001.jpg
    But I don\'t know exactly where this one comes from ???
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    I found them on the french Confédération\'s forum...

    I found them on the french Confédération\'s forum
    http://img33.exs.cx/img33/4575/baliste01.jpg

    http://img47.exs.cx/img47/5677/baliste02.jpg

    http://img71.exs.cx/img71/4545/baliste03.jpg
    ...
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    In fact even in french, one have to read the...

    In fact even in french, one have to read the rules several times, so I suppose the accent is R\'s own. :)
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    Maybe you should ask R if they can send bits in a...

    Maybe you should ask R if they can send bits in a letter at a more normal mailling cost. I suspect the 30 cost to be a kind of set price.???
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    I saw something strange in the equipment of your...

    I saw something strange in the equipment of your friend: Is it a voodoo puppet of a sheep?
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    Another good reason to be glad to let you bear...

    Another good reason to be glad to let you bear the paternity of this glorious idea. :D
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    Toutes mes plus plates et sincères excuses. I...

    Toutes mes plus plates et sincères excuses.
    I should have guessed that this silly idea crossed someone else\'s mind before.:)
    Well, I\'ll go back to pretending I\'m working hard to solve some...
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    What about creating some kind of calendar...

    What about creating some kind of calendar ?:innocent:
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    Even with the translation of the acronyms, it...

    Even with the translation of the acronyms, it sounds very esoteric.
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    Did you ever heard the one about the guy who find...

    Did you ever heard the one about the guy who find a finger in a can of sardine?
    lol
    I suppose GW is trying hard to put \"surealiste\" poetry in its products :D
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    Hum Hum

    \"We \'re gonna ride forever!
    You can\'t keep horsemen in a cage!
    Should the angels come,
    Well it\'s only then,
    I fall in the graaave!!!\"
    I\'m almost 31, I feel like 72, I have 2...
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    Before the creation of a local shop, I used to...

    Before the creation of a local shop, I used to ordering from www.starplayer.fr as I was customer of their shop when I was a student in Paris. I never encountered any trouble.
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    Nice! I had an english teacher who told us that...

    Nice!
    I had an english teacher who told us that drinking a beer or two makes any language easier to speak. :rolleyes:
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    En tout cas, c\'est très dépaysant.:)

    En tout cas, c\'est très dépaysant.:)
  158. The manager of the local mini shop has a 70 or 80...

    The manager of the local mini shop has a 70 or 80 years old aunt somewhere in Florida who was evacuated by the police :o yesterday or this morning, \"à la force des baillonnettes\"!:wow:.
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    Thank you!

    Thank you!
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    Ork brown ?

    Does anyone know what the old \"Ork brown\" from GW looked like? Many thanks.
  161. I have a red pomponed stylish hood, but let\'s...

    I have a red pomponed stylish hood, but let\'s forget about it ;)
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    Beware

    I find that monstrous video strongly addictive. I can\'t help watching it again and again... and I almost laught myself to death...
    Shatner sang LSD ?!! No please don\'t tell me about it lol
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    I don\'t know if it\'s the finelly chiseled...

    I don\'t know if it\'s the finelly chiseled choreography, or the flashing costumes, or the incredibly, er, amazing and stylish melody, or the sweet bewitching voice of Nimoy the mavelous but I...
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    I wonder what Freud would have said about this...

    I wonder what Freud would have said about this feeling of yours lol
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    Well, as the owners of the local shop seemed to...

    Well, as the owners of the local shop seemed to be quite interested by this burning engineeric question, I\'ll try to bribe them into phoning and asking R :D
    And dear Tooshy, the Y chromosome...
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    Maybe by dressing up under water: when she go out...

    Maybe by dressing up under water: when she go out of the water, a suction occures and all she have to do to set her feminine self free is using a spoon in order to prise open ( like with a foie...
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    Add 20 km of chains, some files and it would...

    Add 20 km of chains, some files and it would become a sado maso paradise lol
    With a well thought entrance fee it could even be profitable.:innocent:
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    Great one. What about trying to nuke Fork Tnox ?

    Great one.
    What about trying to nuke Fork Tnox ?
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    I would buy several new eyes... and a liver or...

    I would buy several new eyes...
    and a liver or two... and a nice engagement ring... and a Coulommiers cheese... and more healthy eyes.
  170. What about a good old technical kick in the CPU?...

    What about a good old technical kick in the CPU? :duh:
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    I don\'t know why but sudently this joke jumped...

    I don\'t know why but sudently this joke jumped back in my mind:
    \"What is green, stinks, and is in the middle of a crop field?\":flip:
    \" A dead scout \" :bouncy:
    A former scout told me this...
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    My only hope to avoid beeing hunted down by my...

    My only hope to avoid beeing hunted down by my banker is that on better pic the mini look ugly...:flip:
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    As we say in France \"faute de grives on mange...

    As we say in France \"faute de grives on mange des merles\" = \"If one can\'t find a Pizza Hut, then one have to eat at McDo\" more or less :)
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    Pictures from the Gencon

    Here is what I found on the site of the Confédération:
    Liet Kynes a écrit:
    Alors le zombi c\'est ici sur la gauche:
    http://www.conf-federation.us/gallery/gencon2004/DSCN1023?full=1

    le...
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    A good walk in fresh air and some exotic meal...

    A good walk in fresh air and some exotic meal with noodles and pork in it for breakfast.
    Works pretty weel for me.
    Well, as I\'m french it might kill you...
    I didn\'t know that a blow job was also...
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    Hip Hip Hip Houza

    That brings the word moderator in a whole new range of definitions... :)
    Strangely it sounds nicely in my ears :D
  177. Thread: Hybrid

    by Astorderire
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    when hybrid was released, R gave shops a special...

    when hybrid was released, R gave shops a special scenario intended for demo: few minis were needed and it used only 4 tiles (if my memories are accurate). You should try to ask your local shop or R...
  178. Which increases the risk of rackham solding out...

    Which increases the risk of rackham solding out quickely :idea::bouncy:
    what a cunning plan!!! Thou are the God of Easy and Effortless Profits incarnated!!!
    I\'m going to sacrifice a chicken on the...
  179. Thread: School

    by Astorderire
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    I spent a year in Jussieu university with this...

    I spent a year in Jussieu university with this schedule:
    on tuesday 2pm 4pm
    on friday 10am 12am :P:D
    On the other hand I spent 3 years shortly before in a basement in Paris doing something like...
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    The french touch from Rackham is spreading fast....

    The french touch from Rackham is spreading fast. :rolleyes:
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    I couldn\'t write it better... I fact I can\'t...

    I couldn\'t write it better... I fact I can\'t write it better in english :rolleyes:
  182. Thread: Hybrid

    by Astorderire
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    It\'s 2 players game, but as I have only played...

    It\'s 2 players game, but as I have only played once I don\'t know what is the average quickness of a game...(in fact we only give the rules a try) but it must be around 1 to 3 hours, depending on...
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    In fact it\'s a cunning plan: How a innocent...

    In fact it\'s a cunning plan:
    How a innocent herd of GW red T-shirt wearers could be frightened by a pack of red pomponed hooded ones? :innocent:
    They won\'t realise they are doomed until we bring...
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    Someone who chares with JP Gaultier the same...

    Someone who chares with JP Gaultier the same obsession about red pompons and blue and white stripes...:)
    Did I write that those hoods are very stylish? lollol
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    No, it\'s quite easy: drinking too much Champagne...

    No, it\'s quite easy: drinking too much Champagne makes inspiration literally ooze out of one\'s head...
    Automatic writting is less demanding but don\'t forget to burn any compromising stuff like...
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    Well, you just need to fill one of these...

    Well, you just need to fill one of these wonderfull forms written in french especially made to lure innocent people that can\'t read french into freely giving some precious organs.:innocent:
    In fact...
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    I tried automatic thoughts once. I get this...

    I tried automatic thoughts once. I get this sentence: \"L\'Amour est un homme ailé sur un cheval\" ie Love is a winged man riding a horse...:duh:
    So I gave up anything related to thoughts and...
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    That must be the brotherly feeling that comes...

    That must be the brotherly feeling that comes with smelling the rosting flesh of GW heretics... :D and wearing cool hoods of course... :cool:
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    I think the funkiness of the names must be...

    I think the funkiness of the names must be proportional to the funkiness of the tastes... or conversely lol
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    Not yet, but Jean-Paul Gaultier made us very...

    Not yet, but Jean-Paul Gaultier made us very stylish hoods for our monthly ritualistic sacrifice of GW employees...:innocent:
    I should make the \"How mad are you?\" test, I find me a bit too...
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    Mine is the sparkling kind... :cool: So I guess...

    Mine is the sparkling kind... :cool:
    So I guess his liver is as valuable as mine, what a pity!!!:D
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    I love \"Brie de Melun\" spread on a genuine...

    I love \"Brie de Melun\" spread on a genuine \"baguette\".
    it\'s also called \"M\'lun\" by natives...
    In heroic times there was also the infamous \"Butte de Doue\" and its 80 something % of fat...
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    Well, back to serious thing, U4-welcome, what is...

    Well, back to serious thing, U4-welcome, what is your blood type?... :D
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    Actually, I find Lautréamont far more disturbing...

    Actually, I find Lautréamont far more disturbing :|~
    They gave cool prizes at your university! :duh:
    The only thing I was given at Jussieu was a cold cup of coffee ( and it was not a small...
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    I\'m sure you don\'t want to know... :bouncy:...

    I\'m sure you don\'t want to know... :bouncy:
    Did you ever read \"la Philosophie dans la boudoir\" (I don\'t know the english title) ?
    Between lots of more or less silly sexual dialogues you can...
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    Note to self

    Buy more petrol for the chainsaw...:D

    I\'m still doing that thing using files that is not related to any sexual activities (I can\'t find the english word for \"ébarber\" ???) in order to get the...
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    I don\'t think so: the mail order is still manned...

    I don\'t think so: the mail order is still manned ( I hope there\'s no double entendre).
    In fact I ask my local shop and they answered that R still takes orders ( from shops I mean) but it \'ll take...
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    If he phoned on a friday afternoon, with the 35...

    If he phoned on a friday afternoon, with the 35 hours curse, it\'s quite natural. :rolleyes:
    I\'ll ask the local store.
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    Note to self

    Check there\'s enough room in the freezer.


    You\'re welcome, especially if your liver and/or kidneys are in good shape, and I may also have some use for some spare corneas. :D
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    I received Yshaelle this morning

    And I\'m quite happy :D
    Her bow is in 2 parts so I get several frightening seconds before I realised that everything was allright.
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