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  1. Article: Miniature Exchange #7 is finally starting!

    You can view the page at http://www.coolminiornot.com/articles/content.php?2449-miniature-exchange-7-is-finally-starting!
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    Article: Miniature Exchange #7 is under way

    You can view the page at http://www.coolminiornot.com/articles/content.php?2454-miniature-exchange-7-is-under-way
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    Article: Miniature Exchange #9

    You can view the page at http://www.coolminiornot.com/articles/content.php?2507-miniature-exchange-9
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    Article: Miniature Exchange #8

    You can view the page at http://www.coolminiornot.com/articles/content.php?2467-miniature-exchange-8
  5. Thread: Please read.

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    Apples and oranges, dear boy. Assuming consent...

    Apples and oranges, dear boy. Assuming consent is not the same thing as calling someone a cold-hearted bastard. The first assumes everyone would like to be a donor, the second accuses someone of...
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    @Dragonsreach: Ouch, that was cruel! :D @Ritual:...

    @Dragonsreach: Ouch, that was cruel! :D
    @Ritual: I\'ll answer you in a few days yet, I\'ve got some shreds of my ego that need to be picked up first. lol
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    No. Sorry, but no. Just plain \"No\". Don\'t...

    No. Sorry, but no. Just plain \"No\". Don\'t ask how, but I\'ve seen his dark side, and it ain\'t pretty, I can assure you. :(


    Please. No. :~(
    Oh... my.... greatness... it gets even...
  8. Thread: Please read.

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    *neutrally presenting another point of view* How...

    *neutrally presenting another point of view*
    How about minimising our impact on the people around us? People jump up and down about how selfish smokers are, how they are so inconsiderate, and how...
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    Even if you get a CF \'pod, you\'ve still got to...

    Even if you get a CF \'pod, you\'ve still got to add a head to it. And that\'s another 0.5Kg at least.

    I got the 055 because it\'s a tall \'pod - my back used to hurt with my old \'pod when I was...
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    I have the image of taking a relaxing whizz, then...

    I have the image of taking a relaxing whizz, then being accosted by a certain stealth-broomstick-flying, camera-wielding witch. :o

    EArkham and supervike have it - unique, simple and recognisable. ...
  11. Thread: Please read.

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    Precisely so! People always get defensive when...

    Precisely so! People always get defensive when their values are questioned. And downright nasty when someone tries to force different values down their throat - a trend that it seemed this thread...
  12. Thread: Please read.

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    I think you\'re mixing things up a bit. Some...

    I think you\'re mixing things up a bit. Some people would rather not donate because they might help an arsehole. Others would rather not donate because of the strain it places on the health system,...
  13. Thread: Please read.

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    Just offering an anecdote, mate, nothing more. ...

    Just offering an anecdote, mate, nothing more. But perhaps I should give my official stance on donorship then?

    People get old and die. It happens. When there\'s organ failure, for whatever...
  14. Thread: Please read.

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    One of our esteemed ministers fairly recently had...

    One of our esteemed ministers fairly recently had a liver transplant. Due to the short period of time she\'d waited, there were investigations and allegations that she\'d jumped the queue. Then...
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    Getting a Manfrotto 055XPROB. The others I was...

    Getting a Manfrotto 055XPROB. The others I was looking at are the 055MF3 (carbon fibre, but twice the price) and the 458B NEOTEC. Best all-round compromise, it bends into all sorts of positions...
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    Next you\'ll be telling me that Gandalf never...

    Next you\'ll be telling me that Gandalf never existed. :(
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    Alright, alright! Let me have some fun with it...

    Alright, alright! Let me have some fun with it first, dammit! :P Seriously, this lense necessitates a better tripod, so I\'ve ordered a new one. And I\'m still waiting for the ring flash, so I\'m...
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    Just had another look at the auction - that\'s...

    Just had another look at the auction - that\'s the previous version of the 100mm lense. No real matter, it\'s probably quite similar.

    Well, I got mine. At 40cm, a 28mm mini will fit comfortably...
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    Okay, that hurts. :( WOW for pr0n. Dunno how...

    Okay, that hurts. :(
    WOW for pr0n. Dunno how many times I\'ve watched it, and it still makes me laugh.
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    No, nothing nearly as mundane or prosaic as a...

    No, nothing nearly as mundane or prosaic as a cure for cancer, world peace or an end to world hunger.

    Slayer sword, if I recall correctly.
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    Definitely saw it. Provided me with my...

    Definitely saw it. Provided me with my evening\'s entertainment it did. :innocent:

    I like the adult friend finder - it gives me hope. ;) Time to turn the adverts back on. :D
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    That\'s all very well for you to say, you\'ve...

    That\'s all very well for you to say, you\'ve achieved dreams that many here are just happy to achieve dreaming about.
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    How can they call it a \"Bitz\" catalogue? I see...

    How can they call it a \"Bitz\" catalogue? I see no bitz in there, just full models.

    Gee, GW have sold out the hobbyist again. :yawn:
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    Sounds like you\'re meditating there, TBS. \"Om...

    Sounds like you\'re meditating there, TBS. \"Om mani padme hum\", and all that, wot! I\'m sure your breakfast has been well blessed now.
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    Nice try, vikey-baby. Trying to divert attention...

    Nice try, vikey-baby. Trying to divert attention from yourself isn\'t going to work, you know. :rolleyes:
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    Lego was indeed the best damn toy ever invented. ...

    Lego was indeed the best damn toy ever invented. I wasted many merry hours playing with the stuff, and most of the time, it managed to fit into my imagination. The technical kits were the best...
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    I think people get upset because he has access to...

    I think people get upset because he has access to some equipment that makes it much easier to produce sculpts with incredibly fine detail. Equipment that other\'s don\'t have. It\'s tool envy, me...
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    Scibor isn\'t the only prominent person on this...

    Scibor isn\'t the only prominent person on this site who cannot take criticism. I\'ve not seen him make personal attacks on those who don\'t polish his arse with SuperShine though. Quite unlike...
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    Excellent advice! But like smoking, one never...

    Excellent advice! But like smoking, one never notices the effects of just one chocolate bar or one cigarette. So, just one isn\'t going to make any difference, right?
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    The lad is trying to learn from the collected...

    The lad is trying to learn from the collected wisdom of the good members of CMON. If that doesn\'t already prove ignorance, then I don\'t know what possibly could. ;)
  31. lol Keep your hair on, Dave - what little you...

    lol Keep your hair on, Dave - what little you usually keep anyway. ;)

    Just pointing out that it\'d probably still be illegal to use other file-sharing services, and that those who have downloaded...
  32. Pretty much what I was thinking was: so you can...

    Pretty much what I was thinking was: so you can download the tracks for free, but only from that site, I expect. It would still be illegal to use other file-sharing services.
    ...
  33. Which from my perspective, could be a bad thing...

    Which from my perspective, could be a bad thing all round. I\'m far less likely to go watch a band live, than I am to go to an opera, or ballet. Saw a production of The Magic Flute last year that...
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    Pay for beer, don\'t pay for sex. Beer costs a...

    Pay for beer, don\'t pay for sex.
    Beer costs a coin, sex is free, but; it may cost you the rest of your life.
  35. Hmmm, this implies that musos can\'t just make...

    Hmmm, this implies that musos can\'t just make music, they actually have to be entertainers too. Somebody had better tell REM that squinting as you mumble into an under-amplified microphone is not...
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    PS: Watching the TV is hard work. It requires...

    PS: Watching the TV is hard work. It requires constant attention and vigilance to ensure that no-one makes off with it. Next time, reward him with a threesome.
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    It\'s called advertisement. ;) Seriously, if...

    It\'s called advertisement. ;) Seriously, if those things weren\'t so ridiculously priced, I\'d definitely consider getting one.
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    1. Not everyone thinks the same way as you do. ...

    1. Not everyone thinks the same way as you do. Seriously. And some people cannot understand that you don\'t think the way they do.

    2. Different people have different priorities, and they\'re not...
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    Bloody \'ell, Jester! rev\'s poor neighbours are...

    Bloody \'ell, Jester! rev\'s poor neighbours are going to wish the end of the world was coming a day earlier. Ammo and firearms... say, can you launch fireworks from a bazooka? :bouncy:
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    WHAAAAAT?!? It\'s the end of the UNIVERSE?!? ...

    WHAAAAAT?!? It\'s the end of the UNIVERSE?!?

    *running screaming from the room*
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    Folk here had quite had their fill of it. So I...

    Folk here had quite had their fill of it. So I struggle to imagine the extent that Diana\'s death was forced down the throat of the average englishman.

    @Anders: You\'re most likely right. My...
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    Most improved team, I reckon they were. And I\'m...

    Most improved team, I reckon they were. And I\'m not talking about Wales. lol
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    Anybody but Australia! oh... wait... :D I...

    Anybody but Australia! oh... wait... :D

    I like Ireland. They\'ve got spunk, and they caused an upset in the WC. I like Ireland. But that\'s just because I like them, got nothing to do with...
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    reverend, you\'re a genius! Call it The Party...

    reverend, you\'re a genius!

    Call it The Party At the End Of the World. A brand new cocktail for the occasion too, a PanGeo Gargleblaster - potent enough that you won\'t have to worry about the...
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    Not lucky... I\'m getting old, OLD I tell you! ...

    Not lucky... I\'m getting old, OLD I tell you! In 12 years, I\'m going to be a coffin dodger! *boohoo and sniffle-sniffle*
    Before the gold does tarnish. :D
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    Go on, lock it, vike. You know you want to. ;)

    Go on, lock it, vike. You know you want to. ;)
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    No, I\'m expressing a disgust that there\'s a...

    No, I\'m expressing a disgust that there\'s a huge public sentiment for someone who is a nobody except for her late father\'s celebrity status. She is more fortunate than most of the children I...
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    These sorts of threads disgust me for this very...

    These sorts of threads disgust me for this very reason.

    When this thread first cropped up, I thought, \"WTF is Heath Ledger?\" Oh, so he\'s an actor. I now read on, and see sympathy for his...
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    Oh aye, we\'ll survive. People already live with...

    Oh aye, we\'ll survive. People already live with no contact with technology, and I\'ve watched an episode or two of Survivor, so I\'ll be ok.. :D In 10 million years though, Homo diabolicus will be...
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    There, that\'s better. :)

    There, that\'s better. :)
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    Only 12 years between the tail end of that list...

    Only 12 years between the tail end of that list and me. Only 12... crap, that\'s soberring. :(
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    Aye, aye, just you lot wait until mime\'s start...

    Aye, aye, just you lot wait until mime\'s start tossing faeces at their audience. Then shall it be known that monkeys, squirrels and mimes too, are all vying for ultimate control of planet Earth.
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    I\'m sure the effects would be far reaching, but...

    I\'m sure the effects would be far reaching, but if the Earth\'s poles did suddenly switch, what would actually happen? Seriously, what would happen?
    Earthquakes as huge masses of rock try to...
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    Dear heavens... For a whole year? An entire...

    Dear heavens... For a whole year? An entire year?

    I\'ve got some special diet coming up soon, nothing but millet, miso soup, some odd mushroom and fresh vegetables. Just for one week, but I am...
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    Ok, that\'d kill me. It\'s bad enough trying to...

    Ok, that\'d kill me. It\'s bad enough trying to find wheat-free stuff while shopping, or in a restaurant, but no dairy?!? My mom makes the best shortbread ever, I eat it, but suffer later. Her...
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    You haven\'t stripped for women recently, have...

    You haven\'t stripped for women recently, have you? ;) I hope that TBS won\'t miss me at the stag party, I\'ll be watching the hen party. :innocent:
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    My sincerest condolences and sympathies on the...

    My sincerest condolences and sympathies on the death of your trumpeter. It must be terrible having to blow your own horn. ;)
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    The sole error with regard to boobs is gravity. :D

    The sole error with regard to boobs is gravity. :D
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    Baked, so that the raisins and currants are still...

    Baked, so that the raisins and currants are still moist inside, with an extra dash of ginger and nutmeg. Then right off the grill, toasted till just crispy, then a thinnish layer of butter......
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    Yes well, they\'re a little unreliable as seers...

    Yes well, they\'re a little unreliable as seers and prophets. That\'s the 2nd or 3rd Doomsday prediction they made and fluffed. Don\'t these people learn?!?
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    Our counting systems are mostly made up of...

    Our counting systems are mostly made up of arbitrary, though convenient, choices. Our decimal system is most likely decimal because we have 10 fingers - convenience. Likewise, solar years and ...
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    Hm, that marriage didn\'t last for five minutes. ...

    Hm, that marriage didn\'t last for five minutes. Meg still can\'t give her body away, and TBS is still scratching for left-overs. Pitiful. isn\'t it? *smirking into sleeve*

    Awwww, such a shame...
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    Ever heard a mime scream?

    Ever heard a mime scream?
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    Turps wouldn\'t be the thing to use on natural...

    Turps wouldn\'t be the thing to use on natural hair, especially not sable since it would strip the hair of oils. I use shampoo, and conditioner. Pantene V05.

    I keep intending to get a commercial...
  65. Thread: Tech Geeks-

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    I\'m always impressed by your techie know-how,...

    I\'m always impressed by your techie know-how, Sharon. Not quite what one expects from a nurse. ;)

    Exactly, interlacing was used when electronics weren\'t fast enough to handle the vertical...
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    That numbnut will only post to the UK, and a...

    That numbnut will only post to the UK, and a lense has already been ordered. Thanks anyhow, Scott. :)
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    Lucky you escaped from Five Fingered Philanderer,...

    Lucky you escaped from Five Fingered Philanderer, rev.

    JakeSh sent me the LE Emporor\'s Champion in a mini exchange. He\'s sitting there, waiting to be painted.

    Got the LE White Dwarf birthday...
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    Ah, here\'s a shotgun. It should do as a clown...

    Ah, here\'s a shotgun. It should do as a clown gun.
    And a pea-shooter. That\'s a good mime gun.
  69. Good grief. Monsters are never given their fair...

    Good grief. Monsters are never given their fair share of credibility, are they? That poor creature must be the result of massive mutation - neither design nor evolution could\'ve produced something...
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    Ungrateful gits, the lot of you! ;)

    Ungrateful gits, the lot of you! ;)
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    *blank stare* *blink* Uh-huh. I was talking...

    *blank stare*
    *blink*
    Uh-huh. I was talking about tits. No, not birds, breasts. Yes birds, but bird breasts. No, not bird, bird, you know, wingy-flappy thingys, but girl tits. Wait... that\'s...
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    No, no, no! Wrong, all wrong! Planes violate...

    No, no, no! Wrong, all wrong! Planes violate the natural order of the Universe all the time, and the heavens are sorely affronted by this defiance. It is due punishment, therefore, that the plane...
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    Charlie\'s Angels have been dealt with: bra...

    Charlie\'s Angels have been dealt with: bra straps. :bouncy:

    James Blonde, however has a very special gadget. You know all these anti-gravity devices? Well, they actually work by transferring...
  74. Sorry chaps, there shall be no execution today,...

    Sorry chaps, there shall be no execution today, the heretic has recanted.
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    In 5 keystrokes, an image is enhanced far beyond...

    In 5 keystrokes, an image is enhanced far beyond the detail it could ever have contained, the CIA\'s database is hacked, someone writes a virus that infects some pretty unique systems.

    Bullshit!...
  76. Over 10 years ago, the first PlayStation had just...

    Over 10 years ago, the first PlayStation had just as much opportunity to steal mini support. Clearly, it didn\'t.
    Over 10 years ago, CCG\'s threatened to kill role-playing and mini gaming. ...
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    Man, I envy you. If I had tits like that, I\'d...

    Man, I envy you. If I had tits like that, I\'d never leave the house. :innocent:
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    God Gert... My magtig, manne, hier\'s nou \'n...

    God Gert... My magtig, manne, hier\'s nou \'n ding!

    ...

    Words elude me.
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    They\'re Rackham minis, I believe. A search for...

    They\'re Rackham minis, I believe. A search for \"pixie tricksters\" on Google should reveal some online stores for them.

    Edit: uhhhh, okay, what speed-daemon Iono said too.
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    Do you think you actually have any say in what...

    Do you think you actually have any say in what you get to wear? Even if you\'re fully clothed, the boys here will dress you as they please with their imaginations.

    Oh, and I\'m a little concerned...
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    Using that logic, the 180mm L Macro lense must be...

    Using that logic, the 180mm L Macro lense must be absolute shit. ;)
    That\'s according to the specs on Canon\'s site? Reviewers have needed to get to 15cm or so, to achieve 1:1, so 310mm doesn\'t...
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    @Duende and Hinton: Strength. We know it gets...

    @Duende and Hinton: Strength. We know it gets better, but it never seems like it at the time.
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    Nah, I was thinking of the effect of the plague...

    Nah, I was thinking of the effect of the plague on the population. Not many people know what terrorism is, quite specifically, it\'s the sowing of terror, intentionally causing fear in a populace. ...
  84. Now you\'re just teasing. :( Why exactly is it...

    Now you\'re just teasing. :(

    Why exactly is it good news that Rackham will still be producing metal minis? No new stuff, just old stuff that we already bought when all those Rackham sales were to...
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    Thanks for helping me figure out what I need...

    Thanks for helping me figure out what I need (want), people.

    Since nature is my primary subject,
    since a miniature isn\'t going to run away while I\'m trying to compose a shot,
    since I\'ve not...
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    Well, first you go about measuring the size of...

    Well, first you go about measuring the size of Megatron\'s ... uhh ... right you are, no more explanation.. But you surely can\'t ask the gorilla girls, since girls always lie about that sort of...
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    Was taking a dig at the chances that The Plague...

    Was taking a dig at the chances that The Plague would become fashionable. ;)
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    Not so much of a shock that a disease has been...

    Not so much of a shock that a disease has been turned into a weapon, but rather that this particular disease has been turned into a weapon. When the intent is to recreate the time of The Plague,...
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    It\'s been weaponised in modern times? There are...

    It\'s been weaponised in modern times? There are some really sick puppies in this world.
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    Longer than 100mm? If I could justify the price...

    Longer than 100mm? If I could justify the price of the EF 180mm L Macro lense, then I could justify buying the EFS 60mm Macro as well. The conversion on APS-C sensors is 1.6, so the 100mm would...
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    There\'s a good reason you should keep that sort...

    There\'s a good reason you should keep that sort of thing secret, Sven. ;) Mind you, I must admit that the teddy was the best character, indeed the only character in the film.
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    Yes, the 100mm lense has had some excellent...

    Yes, the 100mm lense has had some excellent reviews that even compare it to a \'L\' quality lense. The EFS 60mm Macro, which would be my other choice, doesn\'t fare much worse either.

    True, the...
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    Canon 400D with a borrowed ring flash, and...

    Canon 400D with a borrowed ring flash, and 28-105mm lense with a 25mm extension for macro work.
    Normally, there\'s a 17-85mm lense on the camera, and a 70-300mm DO that needs to see some action....
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    Canon macro lenses

    From another thread, Spacemunkie said
    Apart from price, why would I want a 50mm macro (with extension to take it to a 1x magnification) instead of the >>EF 100mm f2.8 Macro<<?

    I\'d imagine that...
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    LMAO! TBS, man, you really need to rephrase...

    LMAO! TBS, man, you really need to rephrase that! lol
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    Well, thanks for the suggestions, all. It\'s...

    Well, thanks for the suggestions, all. It\'s quite curious to see just how people deal with life. I used to spend a bit of money on a new toy as a coping mechanism, but that hasn\'t worked this...
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    Both have DRM, so both can fail, for all I care. ...

    Both have DRM, so both can fail, for all I care. I have issues with computers telling me what I am and am not allowed to do in non life-threatening situations. I also have issues with being...
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    Movies that suck come and go. Whether films like...

    Movies that suck come and go. Whether films like Gladiator are historically accurate or not, I really couldn\'t care - I\'m no more a historian now than I was before. Titanic held my attention, as...
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    What do you do...

    ... when your life has just come crashing down around your ears?
    When the bottom of your world has just fallen out?
    When every faith and trust that you\'ve been holding onto fails?
    When every...
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    Don\'t. I just want someone to wash the dishes,...

    Don\'t. I just want someone to wash the dishes, wash the clothes, do the ironing and to generally clean up after me. :D It\'s curious that we\'re already begun making plans for after the divorce,...
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    Which pretty much implies that there are more...

    Which pretty much implies that there are more serious issues already, and that fighting over money is just a result of those issues.
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    Blimey, \'e\'s a blimmin\' Amway rep, he is! ...

    Blimey, \'e\'s a blimmin\' Amway rep, he is!

    I\'ll take TBS. :)
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    The bridesmaid\'s dress might\'ve been a secret,...

    The bridesmaid\'s dress might\'ve been a secret, but the frenchmaid\'s was not. Ooo-la-la, I like it that you like maids\' dresses! ;)
  104. Thread: PYP-3?

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    :o Bloody hell! Keep it down, don\'t let it come...

    :o Bloody hell! Keep it down, don\'t let it come up for air!

    ;)
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    Mine too. The reaction of the boys to sexy pics...

    Mine too. The reaction of the boys to sexy pics is always, always more interesting than the pics themselves. Compliments overflow their banks and fawning turns into grovelling and drooling.
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    Well, you might if you don\'t stop this awful...

    Well, you might if you don\'t stop this awful boohoo\'ing, it\'s enough to drive any man insane! I never heard a grown woman make such a dreadful noise before. Now listen, you\'re young, you\'re...
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    Now there\'s something I\'ve bumped into a couple...

    Now there\'s something I\'ve bumped into a couple of times, something I\'ve learnt not to trust. It doesn\'t matter what they say, only what they do. Whether they\'re liars or just outrageously...
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    Be a dear and let someone know which jail you\'re...

    Be a dear and let someone know which jail you\'re likely to end up in tonight.

    Happy birthday, ye git!
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    It means you\'re terminally NOT being screwed,...

    It means you\'re terminally NOT being screwed, TBS. :(

    It\'s all a bit contradictory, isn\'t it? I\'ve grown a very thick skin, and have joined the schmuck group, and all the decent women my age...
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    And like a little window into the darkest...

    And like a little window into the darkest recesses of man too, I\'d expect.
  111. Thread: PYP-3?

    by Modderrhu
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    Your raincoat, \'cos remember, Billy\'s...

    Your raincoat, \'cos remember, Billy\'s indiscriminate. ;)
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    I wanna tell you a little secret, being the one...

    I wanna tell you a little secret, being the one is just like being a freak. No one needs to tell you you are a freak, you just know it, through and through.

    *sidling up to Billy*
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    Nah, the lady has already expressed that she\'s...

    Nah, the lady has already expressed that she\'s unfond of ribbed heads. :(
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    Always? Does the arrow always do that? If so,...

    Always? Does the arrow always do that? If so, then you\'re actually well on your way to getting archery right! Archery is about making the same mistakes over and over again. Never try to hit the...
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    Oh no! Whose knee is fieldarchy going to be...

    Oh no! Whose knee is fieldarchy going to be bounced on now?!?
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    Well, I\'d use a colander as a base - the holes...

    Well, I\'d use a colander as a base - the holes will aid ventilation, but are not large enough to be permeable to the long-wave radiation used by alien mind control rays. Also, a grounding lead will...
  117. Thread: WOOHOOO!

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    Just for you, spazzy, from the bottom of my...

    Just for you, spazzy, from the bottom of my malicious little heart ;)

    >>Enjoy<<
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    @fieldarchy: I have to have a laugh at you,...

    @fieldarchy: I have to have a laugh at you, Mistress Meg. Not too long ago you were the Geek\'s Guide to Girls and Dating in the PYP thread. Silly girl. ;)

    Why does someone always have to say...
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    Had life proceeded as I\'d planned before I was...

    Had life proceeded as I\'d planned before I was 14 years-old, I\'d have been an ichthyologist, collecting pimelodid specimens from some obscure little Amazon tributary. Less glamorous would\'ve been...
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    Congrats, you old geezer. Glad it was a good day...

    Congrats, you old geezer. Glad it was a good day for you. :)
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    Good for the three of you then, you can pick your...

    Good for the three of you then, you can pick your scabs and keep them in jars to be exchanged with each other at Christmas time.
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    Bah, Humbug! (not directed at your post,...

    Bah, Humbug!

    (not directed at your post, atacam, indeed, good for you, mate! Just disgruntled at the entire topic in general)
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    Just got back from skiing in Austria, with a...

    Just got back from skiing in Austria, with a couple of days in England. I am so very glad to be back home, we\'re spoilt for food here, absolutely spoilt. Better food, better variety at a quarter...
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    Think of him as a sugar daddy, luv, it\'ll make...

    Think of him as a sugar daddy, luv, it\'ll make sense in a bit. ;)
  125. Thread: What sells?

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    Whatever GW last released. That\'s what\'ll...

    Whatever GW last released. That\'s what\'ll sell, me thinks. Depends on the convention too.
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    Wash your sodding hands afterwards, you barbarian!

    Wash your sodding hands afterwards, you barbarian!
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    Even from the nation that brought us...

    Even from the nation that brought us MacDonald\'s. :D
  128. Thread: Mac Rant

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    Cool, so it\'s a UNIX kernel then. Either way,...

    Cool, so it\'s a UNIX kernel then. Either way, my point remains: Mac vs. PC is not Mac OS vs Windows. In fact, you could probably load KDE under Mac OS. :D
  129. Thread: PYP-3?

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    Hehehe, it\'s actually still there, just had to...

    Hehehe, it\'s actually still there, just had to hide it from the GGGD, Geek\'s Guide to Girls and Dating, also known as Meg.

    Now, are you going to explain about that cow-print ironing board some...
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    I couldn\'t agree more, but; I\'m not talking...

    I couldn\'t agree more, but; I\'m not talking about the attitude of the staffers. I\'m talking about people actually getting upset that they can\'t get a game console in time for Christmas. What\'s...
  131. Thread: Mac Rant

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    Hmmmm, it seems that the PC vs. Mac debates never...

    Hmmmm, it seems that the PC vs. Mac debates never manage to separate the arguments. These days, Windows can run on Mac hardware, and Mac OS (being Linux now) will run other other-than-Mac hardware. ...
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    Click on your name, rev. I did. I\'m sorry.

    Click on your name, rev. I did. I\'m sorry.
  133. Thread: Mac Rant

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    On my PC, I like to run Linux. oh...l wait... ...

    On my PC, I like to run Linux.
    oh...l wait...

    ;)
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    I was about to make one of the biggest mistakes...

    I was about to make one of the biggest mistakes of my life. Yes, it involved the avversiera - the wife of the devil.
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    *hauling the lager-stuffed cooler box in*...

    *hauling the lager-stuffed cooler box in*
    *unpacking the SPF10 lotion, buckets, spades and various other sandcastle-building paraphernalia*

    Oh shite, wrong place.
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    Hehehehe, it always amuses me to see how quickly...

    Hehehehe, it always amuses me to see how quickly racism gets undue attention. Pedro is typical of people. People, not necessarily white, mexican, maui, venusian or transylvanian. Just people.
  137. Thread: PYP-3?

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    Actually, it is! lol Get Finn talking about his...

    Actually, it is! lol
    Get Finn talking about his mutt, and even through these fora, you can feel his smile grow.
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    Pedro couldn\'t be arsed. And Pedro knows he...

    Pedro couldn\'t be arsed. And Pedro knows he didn\'t make any effort at learning English. But Pedro is happy to stand back and watch everyone get in a flap about Pedro\'s human rights, \'cos then...
  139. Thread: PYP-3?

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    That\'s it, I\'m not viewing this thread again...

    That\'s it, I\'m not viewing this thread again till it reaches page 9.
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    Sorry man, you need to be a level 4 geek to...

    Sorry man, you need to be a level 4 geek to understand. It\'s akin to the lecherous behaviour in the PYP thread. ;)
  141. Thread: A toast

    by Modderrhu
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    Merry Christmas, Billy. Merry Christmas to...

    Merry Christmas, Billy.
    Merry Christmas to everyone else too. :)
  142. Thread: PYP-3?

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    Mmmmmm, special pic, special moment, I bet.I\'m...

    Mmmmmm, special pic, special moment, I bet.I\'m wearing specs, ya numpty! By the by, seeing you so dressed up inside makes me glad for the climate we have here. I\'ll have the beanie though!What\'s...
  143. Thread: PYP-3?

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    That\'s no mean feat. Bloody good show, Shawn! ...

    That\'s no mean feat. Bloody good show, Shawn!


    Now, since it seems to be the fashion to take one\'s own pic in a mirror, I\'ll do the same, it\'s a very 1337 thing to do apparently. However,...
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    @TBS: yeah, toeing haggis pellets around just...

    @TBS: yeah, toeing haggis pellets around just wouldn\'t have the same effect. Now about those elephants... lol

    @supervike: No-one giving you any shit, eh? You looking for shit? Anybody else...
  145. Thread: PYP-3?

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    Oh, that\'s goooood! *writing it down* If it\'s...

    Oh, that\'s goooood! *writing it down*
    If it\'s permission you need, I\'ll happily grant it, Liz.
  146. Thread: PYP-3?

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    Oh geez, man, that was my best line! :(

    Oh geez, man, that was my best line! :(
  147. Thread: PYP-3?

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    Luckily I don\'t have a sister, otherwise she\'d...

    Luckily I don\'t have a sister, otherwise she\'d likely die a virgin.

    Flirting always gets a little more intense online, and in GW stores. Heck, if Billy and Liz met in real life, they\'d...
  148. Thread: PYP-3?

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    Hey, I tried! Her response made me laugh out...

    Hey, I tried! Her response made me laugh out loud, so I copied it into my sig. :D
  149. Thread: /popcorn

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    And here I had you pegged as a gutter-man, TBS. ...

    And here I had you pegged as a gutter-man, TBS. You impress me, sir.
    http://www.coolminiornot.com/forums/images/smilies/thumbup.gif
  150. Thread: /popcorn

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    Still climbing that damn apple tree

    Nights in - movie, couch and girl, the tipsy tart. Thank-you very much. Doesn\'t really matter what happens after.

    Edit: oops, too late. No kids. NO kids. Got it?

    Couch or floor?
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    Man, I never realised the gold mine I step in...

    Man, I never realised the gold mine I step in when I walk outside each morning.
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    Corporal punishment when deemed \'necessary\', or...

    Corporal punishment when deemed \'necessary\', or a drunken father beating the snot out of his kids? Personally, I had far larger psychological issues because of the other kids at school than with...
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    If I was you, I\'d shut the hell up about these...

    If I was you, I\'d shut the hell up about these things, mate - fieldarchy is on the prowl for someone with a job. ;)

    You\'re buying.
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    matty, not to lessen your situation or to...

    matty, not to lessen your situation or to disregard the benefit that you receive from the counselling, indeed I can see how much you appreciate it, but; I do hope that you realise what a perk it is. ...
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    Entitlement? Greed? Me thinks it\'s just sheer...

    Entitlement? Greed? Me thinks it\'s just sheer boredom. If everything went my way, if I had everything I ever laid my hands on, what would there be to look forward to? What goals would I have?
    ...
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    It seems that we have two very different ideas of...

    It seems that we have two very different ideas of what it means to raise one\'s hand to a child. Corporal punishment is precisely that: punishment, by inflicting pain. It seems that reverend\'s...
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    *preening in the mirror* Oh don\'t be so hard on...

    *preening in the mirror* Oh don\'t be so hard on yourself, poppin, girl geeks are quite underrated!
  158. Thread: /popcorn

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    A popcorn thread. If we bother to read other...

    A popcorn thread. If we bother to read other peoples\' responses, we actually get to learn stuff about them. PYP is a horror thread, about time we had another. ;)

    Obscene amounts of fun, or a...
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    Just call me Zeus. :) I\'ll strike with...

    Just call me Zeus. :)

    I\'ll strike with lightning, I\'ll strike with fire. I\'ll turn myself into Donna\'s beast, and turn myself back. My mansion shall be in Olympus, and you mortals would all...
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    Well, that did raise an eyebrow, but then I...

    Well, that did raise an eyebrow, but then I reckoned you probably knew better. Who\'s the real fool then?
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    Come on, that picture is a fake! First, there is...

    Come on, that picture is a fake! First, there is a certain amount of urinal etiquette that prevents boys from peeing in adjacent urinals. Second, nobody ever looks at their neighbour\'s actions or...
  162. Thread: /popcorn

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    I think I\'ll take mean, \'cos I don\'t want to...

    I think I\'ll take mean, \'cos I don\'t want to get my arse kicked by a newbie. Yes, yes, I\'m a wimp.

    Silent but violent, or loud and proud?
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    And that\'s about as much as we\'ll get from Bill...

    And that\'s about as much as we\'ll get from Bill after he\'s been pwned by a girl. lol
  164. Replies
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    hmmmm, hadn\'t noticed this before, maybe this is...

    hmmmm, hadn\'t noticed this before, maybe this is my chance...

    Mistress Meg, will you pleeeaaaaase take me home with you? *huge brown puppy dog eyes*
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    lol Mud huts don\'t have windows ;) But yes,...

    lol Mud huts don\'t have windows ;)

    But yes, right outside. Caught it trying to stuff presents down my chimney, think it needs a good spanking.
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    *sighing* Yes, dear. ...

    *sighing* Yes, dear.


    http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/images/personal/Baboon-Ass.jpg
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    uhm... Just because they haven\'t heard of CMON,...

    uhm... Just because they haven\'t heard of CMON, it doesn\'t mean we don\'t exist. :D
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    Wrong, both wrong. Baboons have tails. Quite...

    Wrong, both wrong. Baboons have tails. Quite longish tails actually.
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    In many ways, it\'d be nice if people had to be...

    In many ways, it\'d be nice if people had to be approved as worthy parents, requiring a license to breed. Human rights would screw that plan around though. So instead, it\'s everyone\'s human...
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    I thought of Confrontation at first, the minis...

    I thought of Confrontation at first, the minis are super-sexy. Support for Confrontation is likely to diminish now that it\'s been abandonded.

    So, another vote for Mordheim. It\'s recent enough...
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    Who could possibly deny Worf? His head is ribbed...

    Who could possibly deny Worf? His head is ribbed for pleasure.
  172. Thread: /popcorn

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    Sinners? Pah! The real fun is effecting a...

    Sinners? Pah! The real fun is effecting a saint\'s downfall. ;)

    I\'ll go bareheaded in the rain, thank-you very much. There\'s a reason I\'m in it, and most likely it\'s because I\'m getting...
  173. Thread: /popcorn

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    St. Paddy\'s day! Mainly because it just so...

    St. Paddy\'s day! Mainly because it just so happens it\'s my birthday.

    Oktoberfest or spontaneous piss-up?
  174. Thread: /popcorn

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    Duck - there\'s nothing likely a crispy...

    Duck - there\'s nothing likely a crispy quack-quack leg in a orange and ginger sauce. And I\'ll pluck the duck for my coverlets too.

    Roast lamb or roast mutton?
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    Thank-you! Now I know I can ignore them. :)

    Thank-you! Now I know I can ignore them. :)
  176. Thread: /popcorn

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    Leather - it\'s unlikely to rip or tear, not to...

    Leather - it\'s unlikely to rip or tear, not to say that it doesn\'t though. ;)

    Uncommon kitch or typical, standard elegance?

    (this is actually quite an interesting thread, can learn quite a...
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    For me, it\'s the bitching and griping that my...

    For me, it\'s the bitching and griping that my sister-in-law\'s family starts over who gets to host who for christmas lunch. EVeryone wants to feed everyone else the same sorry, half-arsed gammon or...
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    Would lack of interest be another problem? A...

    Would lack of interest be another problem? A baby chimp might be amused with a crib toy for an hour, an adult human not even 5 seconds. A child or chimp could sit with simple Lego blocks for a...
  179. Nothing that anyone else said could convince me...

    Nothing that anyone else said could convince me to change more than this. I\'ve turned down better-paying positions simply because I want to remain in development, rather than managing development. ...
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    If Miss Meg wanted him for his bod, it might be a...

    If Miss Meg wanted him for his bod, it might be a different story, but; alas, only for his impeccable painting.

    Hmmm, what\'s stopping you, liz? ;)
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    Here\'s to the old guy, who possibly had the best...

    Here\'s to the old guy, who possibly had the best Christmas of all.
  182. Thread: /popcorn

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    Bad sex. Better to simply lose interest in sex,...

    Bad sex. Better to simply lose interest in sex, and not miss it, than to have amazing mind-blowing sex and miss it.

    Ginger or cinnamon?
  183. Thread: Can\'t sleep

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    Join a meditation class. It always used to...

    Join a meditation class.

    It always used to take me at least an hour to fall asleep, and that was when I was able to sleep. Regular meditation sorted my mind out - I sleep within 10 minutes. The...
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    8 - bloody over-achievers! lol

    8 - bloody over-achievers! lol
  185. Thread: /popcorn

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    Redhead. There\'s something about a mane of...

    Redhead. There\'s something about a mane of swishing auburn hair that reduces my knees to jelly. :duh:

    Bother... that means I need to propose a new dilemma now... something intelligent...
    ...
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    Suppose it depends on your definition of...

    Suppose it depends on your definition of \"well-rounded\". Fundamentalists would not consider a secular setting to be \"well-rounded\". But you got the point exactly: you would put your kids into...
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    I think that those parents would hardly describe...

    I think that those parents would hardly describe it as forcing their belief systems and values onto their children. Far more likely, they believe they are guiding their children in the ways that are...
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    Woohoo! *diving into your Christmas stocking* ...

    Woohoo! *diving into your Christmas stocking* Oh wait... this girl\'s got baggage too, damn! ;)

    Just teasing you again. :)
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    I\'m beginning to dislike young people. Bah! I...

    I\'m beginning to dislike young people. Bah! I want a frogfish like that... ;)

    Happy Birthday, Wolfie. So, how do they celebrate birthdays in the trenches?
  190. Thread: /popcorn

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    Never wear anything but a thong - who ever head...

    Never wear anything but a thong - who ever head of anyone getting their thong in a twist?

    Satin or silk?
  191. Thread: /popcorn

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    I\'ll pick now. Now is how 12-months-agos are...

    I\'ll pick now. Now is how 12-months-agos are made. Now is real, the past exists only in memories.

    To straighten or to bend?
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    Come to think of it, why restict this...

    Come to think of it, why restict this condemnation to just christians and muslims? Why not have a go at all the abrahamic religions? And then the dharmic religions too, \'cos they haven\'t been the...
  193. Thread: /popcorn

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    Dextrer sounds like an honest chap, I\'ll pick...

    Dextrer sounds like an honest chap, I\'ll pick him.

    Salmonella or Streptococcus?
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    That is so true. Usually threads like these...

    That is so true. Usually threads like these irritate me a bit, a poster will ask for your favourite, and people will respond with every album they like. Want to grab them by the ears and yell...
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    Lots of echinacea and a hot bath, with; 8 drops...

    Lots of echinacea and a hot bath, with;
    8 drops lavender
    5 drops rosemary oil
    3 drops eucalyptus oil
    3 drops peppermint oil
    1 drop clove oil
    And then straight to bed for a good night\'s sleep. ...
  196. Thread: /popcorn

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    Glasses - they\'re like an insulation between...

    Glasses - they\'re like an insulation between myself and the rest of humanity.

    Jasmine or lavender?
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    What about goldfish and koi, QoC? I just happen...

    What about goldfish and koi, QoC? I just happen to prefer convicts and rams.

    Epée, it\'s the most realistic of the three.

    :beer: or :drunk: ?
    That is, to enjoy a drink or getting rat-arsed...
  198. Thread: /popcorn

    by Modderrhu
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    Cichlid, really, there\'s no choice. Red car...

    Cichlid, really, there\'s no choice.

    Red car or blue car?
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    That\'d be the price of a bottle of whisky, luv. ...

    That\'d be the price of a bottle of whisky, luv. After that, any guy starts to look like he\'d fit your impossible requirements. ;)

    I wish only for the grace to ski like a ballerina this year,...
  200. Thread: /popcorn

    by Modderrhu
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    Single malt! Islay - Bunnahabhain and Laphroaig....

    Single malt! Islay - Bunnahabhain and Laphroaig. :D

    Oats or maize?
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