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    Putting the good stuff in the safe - liqueurs,...

    Putting the good stuff in the safe - liqueurs, photos, etc.
    Get Fluffy to carry the safe.
    Any one seen Clyde lately? I need to pack my guns on him.
    Someone find that killer hampster and get...
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    Wow, Liz got a double shiner... That anti-grav...

    Wow, Liz got a double shiner... That anti-grav thing caused her boobs to smack her.

    You OK, Ms. Liz?

    Cannon Fodder, you might not want to do that again.... (lol)
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    Gads, that would put the whole place in a stupor.

    Gads, that would put the whole place in a stupor.
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    I'm a sock puppet for IPM. Hang around the...

    I'm a sock puppet for IPM.

    Hang around the freak bar and pass out drinks while trying to keep the crowd somewhat in line.
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    Yes Ms. Donna? Anyone own a VW Bug? Fluffy...

    Yes Ms. Donna?

    Anyone own a VW Bug? Fluffy was outside playing with it. Tossing it up in the air with her tail and catching it.
    Not very shiny anymore.

    Why is Ms. Liz sleeping on the floor...
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    What say ye, Patrons? Shall this lass be put...

    What say ye, Patrons? Shall this lass be put back in her old mopgirl costume and be made to clean NoName's mess?

    *sets out bowls of peanuts*
  7. Thread: Sending diorama

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    Pack it in C4 - that'll teach 'em what "fragile"...

    Pack it in C4 - that'll teach 'em what "fragile" means.
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    Happy Birthday, Miss Donna. How about a nice...

    Happy Birthday, Miss Donna. How about a nice brandy? Napoleon?

    Now. Who the hell let those bunnies lose in Fluffy’s bed? All we need is a bunch of flaming bunnies.

    Men's room has a funny...
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    Of course it is... This is exactly how I look....

    Of course it is...
    This is exactly how I look.
    <====
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    One Scooby Doo coming up.... 3 oz Everclear®...

    One Scooby Doo coming up....
    3 oz Everclear® alcohol 1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream 11 oz Coca-Cola® 1/2 oz milk
    Sounds a bit strong for a wee thing like you.
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    Miss Pixie wins the free drink. Sorry Mr. Reach,...

    Miss Pixie wins the free drink.
    Sorry Mr. Reach, it was not Finn, although it is good to see you both posting again.
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    Freakbar Game - guess the ID

    Guess who this is:
    Winner gets a free drink at the freak bar

    http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee502/bubba-cmon/guess-1.jpg


    (Yes I have permission from the subjects - No, it is not me.)
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    Mr. Ironbrow, Great to see you back. Rum &...

    Mr. Ironbrow,
    Great to see you back.
    Rum & Coke with a lime?
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    Don't understand why someone would drink peat...

    Don't understand why someone would drink peat tasting Whiskey when you could have good Bourbon, but here ya go.
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    Hun, I am not on the menu.

    Hun, I am not on the menu.
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    Just repeating the order to make sure I got it...

    Just repeating the order to make sure I got it right. :wink:
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    We've blown one or two versions of the freak bar...

    We've blown one or two versions of the freak bar up before, but we've never burned one down. Even with Fluffy and Ms. Pony throwing fireballs.

    Not to worry.
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    We know what causes that and have a cure...

    We know what causes that and have a cure available.
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    We have ways of working out your tab.....

    We have ways of working out your tab.....
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    One triple mary, easy on the blood with an extra...

    One triple mary, easy on the blood with an extra shot of dammitall.
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    OK, you're a mop boy. The suit may not fit quite...

    OK, you're a mop boy.
    The suit may not fit quite right.
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    That would be my pleasure Ms.Donna. One elf or...

    That would be my pleasure Ms.Donna. One elf or two?
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    Your damnnable elves have left butter on all the...

    Your damnnable elves have left butter on all the beer glasses. Now. Who's going to wash all them glasses?

    (said as dipping elf into hot buttered rum toddy - much like waterboarding prisoners at...
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    I must say on my old modem, that is like an acid...

    I must say on my old modem, that is like an acid trip. One note. Pause. Another note.
    Pause.
    Two notes.
    Long pause.
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    Not Merry Mike lol A little warmth to...

    Not
    Merry
    Mike


    lol

    A little warmth to help thaw some of this snow...
    Thanks.
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    Yea, it is a bit messy, but it makes a great...

    Yea, it is a bit messy, but it makes a great substitute for Bril Cream. A man's got to keep his duck tail.


    Oh, I see the good stuff is another year older. Even better.
    That thead on sippin...
  27. There's only two things that excite a man,...

    There's only two things that excite a man, expensive toys and real expensive toys.
  28. Men are like gas, they take up the space...

    Men are like gas, they take up the space available.

    Modelers and mini-painters take up more.


    A free beer to anyone that can make a haiku out of that.
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    We\'ve moved the party upstairs at the bar to the...

    We\'ve moved the party upstairs at the bar to the superfreak room.

    Ya\'ll c\'mon in.
  30. Ms. Pony, I am so happy you finally made it up...

    Ms. Pony, I am so happy you finally made it up here to the superfreak room. Welcome, one Long Island Ice Tea?
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    I wouldn\'t be wearing the boxers.... Me: :D...

    I wouldn\'t be wearing the boxers....
    Me: :D
    agent: :o
    me: :P
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    Yes, ma\'am. But can I just have the yak butter...

    Yes, ma\'am.
    But can I just have the yak butter rubbed all over me instead?
    ;)
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    Welcome. Welcome all: Ladies, Gentlemen and...

    Welcome. Welcome all: Ladies, Gentlemen and Freaks.

    Come in, rest your souls. Discuss your angst. Revive your spirits.

    And have a drink.
  34. Thread: 2009 Resolutions

    by Bubba
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    Nevermind, already broke it. :cool:

    Nevermind, already broke it.
    :cool:
  35. Thread: Happy New Year..

    by Bubba
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    Mine\'s listing slightly to starboard. :cool: :P

    Mine\'s listing slightly to starboard.
    :cool: :P
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    So long Bar, see you in the next Bar. :beer: ...

    So long Bar, see you in the next Bar.
    :beer:

    Would somebody kindly tap Mr. Reach and wake him up so we can unlock the new bar?
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    I\'ve got all the bubbly shipped over to the new...

    I\'ve got all the bubbly shipped over to the new address.

    Wine, whine and cheese too.

    I\'ll get Mr Reach to try to control Mr Squig until after Midnight (Over there in the UK).
    Mr Reach has...
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    One hot chocolate with a pepermint stick. :beer:...

    One hot chocolate with a pepermint stick.
    :beer:


    Happy Hanukkah

    Happy Solstice

    Happy Yule.
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    Mr. Naukhel, tis a shame to see you leave. You...

    Mr. Naukhel, tis a shame to see you leave. You will be sorely missed.

    Mr. Zora, I never recommend a man pick up new bad habits. What seems to be ailin\' ya?
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    Not sure the house wants a cut of that. Looks...

    Not sure the house wants a cut of that. Looks like them boys have already been cut.

    If you get my drift.
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    Mr. Reach, that sounds like a perfectly fine...

    Mr. Reach, that sounds like a perfectly fine idea. The first person that mentions politics here gets it, both barrels. Then Fluffy gets to play with what\'s left over.
  42. Thread: A theif among us

    by Bubba
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    Never use yours. Get someone else\'s.

    Never use yours. Get someone else\'s.
  43. Thread: A theif among us

    by Bubba
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    Put a claymore under his chair. That\'ll teach...

    Put a claymore under his chair. That\'ll teach him.
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    No problem, Mr. Reach. Just let me get...

    No problem, Mr. Reach.

    Just let me get Fluffy to warm up the griddle.

    Hmmmm....... Ms. Pony must have hidden my shotgun again. She knows how I feel about those multi-legged things crawling...
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    Ms. Liz, please add more wax to Ms. Donna\'s...

    Ms. Liz, please add more wax to Ms. Donna\'s cauldron in the basement.

    That should take care of Mr. Vike\'s personal hygene issues.
    :mad: :o :flame: :o

    lol
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    Matt you\'re late for duty, expect extra...

    Matt you\'re late for duty, expect extra Attention from Liz and Ms Pony.

    Two weeks, I\'d better start ordering in something special, it\'s not every day someone turns 21.
    *memo to self...Get new...
  47. Thread: GOOOO GRANDMA!!

    by Bubba
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    Ohhh, she\'s hot. :o

    Ohhh, she\'s hot.
    :o
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    Just dropped down a thread and did a bit of...

    Just dropped down a thread and did a bit of zombie hunting


    http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d166/TastyFetus/100_1609.jpg

    I think the bar is safe.
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    :beer: How about a nice ice-cold sasparilla? ...

    :beer:
    How about a nice ice-cold sasparilla?

    In a beer mug with lots of head.

    @Ms. Cam, I am so glad that you answered the young Mr. Bok\'s request. It was certainly not the response I...
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    Just because I can receive PM\'s doesn\'t mean...

    Just because I can receive PM\'s doesn\'t mean that I read PM\'s.

    Generally, I forward them to Clyde. They add fibre to his diet.
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    :beer: One coffee, easy on the coffee for the...

    :beer:
    One coffee, easy on the coffee for the lady-in-love.

    Who\'s the lucky chap?
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    Welcome Master Benz. Sorry I was so late...

    Welcome Master Benz.

    Sorry I was so late getting here. Seems that CMON is a blocked site here at work. A bit of iron filings and a magnet fixed that.


    Duck round behind here and enjoy your...
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    Only if we can have a portrait of \"The King\"...

    Only if we can have a portrait of \"The King\" (Elvis for you heathens) next to her. We gotta have somtin to salute too.
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    Hurricane party in the Freak Bar....

    Hurricane party in the Freak Bar.
    :beer::drunk::beer::drunk:
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    Ms. Pony! Welcome back. Have something special...

    Ms. Pony! Welcome back. Have something special with a little umbrella in it.
  56. Thread: fun with guns

    by Bubba
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    Point your right foot at the target. That will...

    Point your right foot at the target. That will help with the recoil. Lean into it.
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    Nope, I\'m still here. At least as much as a...

    Nope, I\'m still here. At least as much as a virtual bartender can be.

    Would someone please remove the hedgehog from Mr. Reach\'s rocker. There will be hell to pay if he sits on that thing.
    lol
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    Personally, I prefer an auto loader - street...

    Personally, I prefer an auto loader - street sweeper model. But please, no more holes in the floor. That was way too near my toes.
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    OK, boys, drinks are on the witch tonight. ...

    OK, boys, drinks are on the witch tonight.

    Treat her right and you may live to see the dawn. No, not Dawn, the dawn.

    Here\'s lookin\' at you, Kid.
    :beer:
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    Happy Birthday, doll. And here\'s to many more.

    Happy Birthday, doll.

    And here\'s to many more.
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    The bar is open. Free drinks with a clause. ...

    The bar is open. Free drinks with a clause.

    You gotta get a sharpie and sign that table cloth over there. Then we are going to send it to Ms. Pony.
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    Sorry Mr. Kirk, you are under posted to be able...

    Sorry Mr. Kirk, you are under posted to be able to drink in the bar.

    Mr. Benz, your Rootbeer, chilled in Himilayan ice.

    Now, to wash off this yak butter and clean up the new place. Ms. Pony,...
  63. I am very bummed by this whole turn of events. ...

    I am very bummed by this whole turn of events.

    My understanding was that the lander was to be coushioned with Hirst Arts molds. Then it would begin collecting martian soil and other minerals to...
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    Sorry Ms. Pony, I\'m busy packing. Headed out to...

    Sorry Ms. Pony, I\'m busy packing. Headed out to visit the sherpas for a two week holiday.

    http://astro.uchicago.edu/cara/vtour/mcmurdo/hutout.gif
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    Lots of Gamma :cool: And Mr. Lorn, :beer:

    Lots of Gamma
    :cool:

    And Mr. Lorn, :beer:
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    You gentlemen are always welcome to stop by the...

    You gentlemen are always welcome to stop by the Freak Bar. Drinks will be on the house - of course.

    Mr. 17, it is good to see you around again. Please don\'t be such a stranger.
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    Congradulations Mr. Bok. I see the ladies have...

    Congradulations Mr. Bok. I see the ladies have already started drooling over your soul.

    Of course you are welcome to the bar, but you do not have full access until you are of proper posting....
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    Welcome Mr. Bok. We\'ve been waiting on you...

    Welcome Mr. Bok.

    We\'ve been waiting on you to show up.

    Have a nice mug. The first one is on the house.

    Ms. Pony, I am very sorry to hear about your machine. As a virtual person, I wear...
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    What mess? :beer:

    What mess?
    :beer:
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    OH NO! YOU DIDNT!! :mad: Tonights menu will...

    OH NO! YOU DIDNT!!
    :mad:

    Tonights menu will be DUCK ala orange

    followed by

    Duck soup

    with egg rolls and duck sauce for desert.
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    seems the \"logout\" from the forums takes you...

    seems the \"logout\" from the forums takes you no-where. I was trying to take my sock off and become my normal self and it got stuck on me.
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    Article: New session system

    You can view the page at http://www.coolminiornot.com/articles/content.php?3198-new-session-system
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    Oh, great, a Cerebus wantabe. Let me guess, he...

    Oh, great, a Cerebus wantabe.

    Let me guess, he uses a claymore?
    :rolleyes:
  74. Come on over to the bar. We just got your...

    Come on over to the bar. We just got your favorite rocking chair recovered. All soft and cooshy now. No I did not say that Ms. Tooshy was there.

    (and he\'s deaf too)
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    Great Ceaser\'s Ghost & Holy Animal House! :o ...

    Great Ceaser\'s Ghost & Holy Animal House! :o

    What in the name the FSM is going on here?

    Someone punt that duck with the catapult out the door and get these animals were they belong. This is...
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    Ms. Pony, you\'ve always has a special place in...

    Ms. Pony, you\'ve always has a special place in my heart.
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    Sure. And don\'t forget the pocket cannon I\'ve...

    Sure. And don\'t forget the pocket cannon I\'ve got stuffed down my shorts.

    What? You thought it was all me?
    lol

    And this kitty that keeps coming round behind the bar is a real sweetie....
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    Not to worry Mr. Duck. They don\'t hurt - much....

    Not to worry Mr. Duck. They don\'t hurt - much.

    *dragging tiddles by the tail from behind the bar as she snores/purrs*

    Mopboy, please clean out the litter box. Tiddles and Fluffy have made...
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    It may be deactivated, but the one I keep under...

    It may be deactivated, but the one I keep under the bar is not...
    ;)
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    I\'ve turned all my NRA Lifetime Membership...

    I\'ve turned all my NRA Lifetime Membership stickers upside down and cleaned all my weapons today.

    Godspeed Chuck.
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    Ms. Archy, three birds that were sitting outside...

    Ms. Archy, three birds that were sitting outside the bar just exploded.
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    I\'m very saddened to hear that, Ms. Pony. My...

    I\'m very saddened to hear that, Ms. Pony. My condolences to you and yours.
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    I like my pub because I\'m the barkeep. :cool:

    I like my pub because I\'m the barkeep.
    :cool:
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    Of course it is me. Be sure to come up and give...

    Of course it is me. Be sure to come up and give me a big hug and kiss so I know it is you when you order.

    @ Ms. Liz, thank you.
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    Ms. Meg, anything you wish for can be on the menu...

    Ms. Meg, anything you wish for can be on the menu here. Mexican pickles? That would be jalopeno peppers sliced lengthwise, baked until slightly blackened, then filled with cream cheese. Very...
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    Ms. Meg, let me extend a drink on the house to...

    Ms. Meg, let me extend a drink on the house to you.

    Congradulations, and may I wish you both the best of luck and good times.
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    *black armbands for everybody in the bar* A...

    *black armbands for everybody in the bar*

    A moment of silence, please.

    Then toasts to Mr. Gygax.

    Bar is open.
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    *unpacking cases from Clyde and Fluffy* Ahh,...

    *unpacking cases from Clyde and Fluffy*

    Ahh, here we go. It was time for a spring clean. Last thread was full and Spazzy is off her feet again. Now to get Killer to run through the tap hoses...
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    Hmmm, sitting out at the pool topless in a...

    Hmmm, sitting out at the pool topless in a Brazilian thong and we cannot see her ink. Leaves very little options as to the location.

    ;)

    Maybe a tiny little padlock? Or a postage stamp -...
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    That, good sir, is a Rackham female. ;)

    That, good sir, is a Rackham female.
    ;)
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    That\'s OK Ms. Pony. The poolside has gone...

    That\'s OK Ms. Pony. The poolside has gone European. Tops optional.

    (mostly in a move to see Ms. Archy\'s ink, I think.) ;)
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    Mr. Stubert, we\'ve been waiting on you to make...

    Mr. Stubert, we\'ve been waiting on you to make an appearance here. Feel free to use all but the \"Freak\'s only\" rooms.
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    I see no shame in getting treed by any of those. ...

    I see no shame in getting treed by any of those. They are all mean and smell.

    JesterzUSMC, so far you\'ve done a fine job. The freak\'s private lounge never smelled so good.

    Don\'t feel...
  94. Thread: Ink me

    by Bubba
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    something Sorayama ...

    something Sorayama

    http://www.compuart.ru/Archive/CA/2006/6/24/sorayama.jpg
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    All better now. Seems someone was messing with...

    All better now. Seems someone was messing with the \"self-mess\" circuit. Of course the self-mess circuit is not the one labled self-mess. The bar is smarter than that.

    Start messing with it...
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    Does anyone know what\'s happening at the bar? ...

    Does anyone know what\'s happening at the bar? All the slushy machines are shut down and melted. No hurricanes, no daquaris, no margarittas.
    And far worse this morning - no coffee.
  97. Thread: funnies

    by Bubba
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    And all bartenders are sages with loads of great...

    And all bartenders are sages with loads of great advice.

    *spits in shot glass and rubs dirty towel inside*
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    Sure, it saves on laundry for the uniforms. All...

    Sure, it saves on laundry for the uniforms. All we have to do is rinse the mop boy in a steam shower with lots of soap and lysol.
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    Excuse me, sir. Perhaps you\'d like to inspect...

    Excuse me, sir. Perhaps you\'d like to inspect this large brown paper sack that is sitting behind the bar.

    Ms. Pony said that it should be used only in special circumstances such as this.
    ;)
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    Being your not-so-secret admirer?

    Being your not-so-secret admirer?
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    OK, after a while in rehab, here is the new me. ...

    OK, after a while in rehab, here is the new me.

    Comments?

    Thank You, Mr. Fluffy.
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    Looks just like me Mum. :kiss: Jello shooters...

    Looks just like me Mum. :kiss:

    Jello shooters and chicken noodle soup with grilled cheese sammies all around.
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    Have not. I\'m still at the freak bar where I\'m...

    Have not.
    I\'m still at the freak bar where I\'m supposed to be.

    However, may I use your Bubba as my icon?
  104. Thread: The Mancave II

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    Large fans and invisible boxes are available for...

    Large fans and invisible boxes are available for sale at the freak bar.
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    Mr. Dark, would you please pick up your dead...

    Mr. Dark, would you please pick up your dead lawyer. The acid in their blood will eat through the floor if you leave him there.

    Mopboy, clean up at the bar please.
  106. Thread: The Mancave II

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    Standing by to issue silencers for the mime...

    Standing by to issue silencers for the mime hunters.

    No, Mr. Bunting, they screw on the end of your barrel.
    The barrel of your pistol.
    Yes, that thing.
    Please put the other way. I really...
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    Just so I\'m sure what we are discussing: Are we...

    Just so I\'m sure what we are discussing:
    Are we talking about you going without a mind or are we talking about where your tracks go?
    :beer:
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    One root beer float for the Mistress And one...

    One root beer float for the Mistress

    And one for the gentleman.

    Would you like that in a sippy cup, sir?
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    Welcome back Mr. Bane. I trust the drawrering...

    Welcome back Mr. Bane. I trust the drawrering room was to your satisfaction?

    Clients: Some of whom I\'ve not seen in a while:

    Ms. Margo?, Ms. Cam, Ms. Archy, Ms. Post?
    Ms. Spazzy, Ms. IPM,...
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    Mr. USMC, let me take care of that for you......

    Mr. USMC, let me take care of that for you... Forgive me, sir, I did not recognize you in that *hmmmm* outfit.

    A nice bowl of warm milk, perhaps?
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    @ Mr. MC No 12 year olds are allowed in the...

    @ Mr. MC
    No 12 year olds are allowed in the bar, sir, except in the bottles.

    @Ms. Pony
    I was down in the basement kicking the furnace. Fluffy was a huge help there. No need for matches.
    But...
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    So I was laying in the hpspital with frostbite...

    So I was laying in the hpspital with frostbite and the guy next to me is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

    A young, student nurse appears to give him a...
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    Ms. Pony, would you mind if I joined you over on...

    Ms. Pony, would you mind if I joined you over on that couch? The fire looks terribly inviting. Very cold today with intermittent power.

    If I can keep the blender running, we should have frozen...
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    Sir, the bar cannot ever be empty. It is full of...

    Sir, the bar cannot ever be empty. It is full of spirits.

    Besides, I\'m generally mucking about here somewhere, or else I\'m down in the batcave.
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    Fluffy is our pet dragon that will be eating Mr....

    Fluffy is our pet dragon that will be eating Mr. Lainour if he persists in discussing that which was closed.

    One of the new mop boy\'s duties includes cleaning out Fluffy\'s litter box. That...
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    Would someone please remove this... this... uber...

    Would someone please remove this... this... uber pirate rodent (?) from behind the bar. He keep getting into the grog and rum.
    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/airhead-kb/petpirate.jpg
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    All the stock is now moved over. (and the...

    All the stock is now moved over.
    (and the livestock as well :( ).

    Only thing that did not make it was the printer, so I am afraid that we cannot make Mr. Man\'s print of ale.
    :cool:
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    errr hurmm.... Ms. Pony, you may not be showing...

    errr hurmm....
    Ms. Pony, you may not be showing your \"oyster\" here. We are not licenced for that sort of thing.
    :o
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    Might I suggest: ...

    Might I suggest:

    http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000MGKW50.01-ALVYE3T5WL0WT._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

    or a barmaids uniform?

    http://www.halloweenfantasy.com/files/thumbnails/t_17271_01.jpg
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    You could always just jot down to the basement...

    You could always just jot down to the basement while Fluffy is out roasting squigs and \'borrow\' a bit of his. I would not recommend taking anything off of the top as those are his favorites.
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    Miss Donna, please be careful with that wand. ...

    Miss Donna, please be careful with that wand. The crew was out back working on the new patio area for the bbq when your wand seems to have had an accidental discharge and changed them into terra...
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    Mr. Vike beat me to the correct response. No...

    Mr. Vike beat me to the correct response. No proper man would ever put the seat down to see that. It would cost major loss of man points to be cought putting the seat down.
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    Welcome to the bar LizCam. Name your poison:...

    Welcome to the bar LizCam. Name your poison:
    :beer:



    Not quite true. Anyone is allowed into the bar, but only the freaks are allowed into certain rooms: like the executive freak washroom and...
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    * comes through spraying can of \"TESTOSTERONE\"...

    * comes through spraying can of \"TESTOSTERONE\" *

    OK, Ladies, the estrogen was getting rather strong in here.

    The \"Man Bash Bar\" is around the corner.
    lol

    * sets up silly fruity drinks...
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    *sits Mr. Avelorn down in one of the comfey CD...

    *sits Mr. Avelorn down in one of the comfey CD chairs to let the world quit spinning quite so fast for him *

    \"Hi, Honey, I\'m home...\" Oh, wait. Wrong Place. ???

    Let\'s have a look see at...
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    or I could just delete the first post.... Might...

    or I could just delete the first post....
    Might de-freak a few customers...
    lol :o :P

    Instead, I\'ll say an old Indian prayer over it and let it go the way of the WA thread.

    Mr. Vike if you...
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    Actually, today it seems to be working. All of...

    Actually, today it seems to be working. All of the threads had that problem yesterday.


    I was actually hoping we could get a page for each year of my life (100 pages). That would be such a cool...
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    Perchance is Mr. Mouth about to become Mr. & Mrs....

    Perchance is Mr. Mouth about to become Mr. & Mrs. Mouth?

    This rounds on the house.
    :beer:
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    Ms. Pony, I am suprised you did not offer U-Dark...

    Ms. Pony, I am suprised you did not offer U-Dark to be the cake boy. That uniform covers slightly more than the mop boys.

    Spazzy, glad to have you back. How\'s the ankles? (This is your first?)...
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    Ms. Knees, you are now old enough to be served at...

    Ms. Knees, you are now old enough to be served at the Freak Bar even though you\'ve been a key holder for a while.

    Happy birthday.
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    A round on the house for Mr. Cult\'s (and...

    A round on the house for Mr. Cult\'s (and Clyde\'s) safe return from the land of sand.
    :beer:
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    Fluffy, one baked spaghetti monster, if you...

    Fluffy, one baked spaghetti monster, if you please.

    No association with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ?
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    Mr. DaN, Welcome to the Freak Bar. This is a...

    Mr. DaN,

    Welcome to the Freak Bar. This is a place where CMON\'ers can rest their eyes and relax their (whatever part needs relaxing).

    As the newest freak, you have been issued a key by Mr....
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    One Left Handed Blonde for Fizzle One napalm...

    One Left Handed Blonde for Fizzle

    One napalm for Mr. Cult - trust me - it helps the paperwork.

    One Bailywick for Mr. Cage
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    sorry for the double post, but I couldn\'t let...

    sorry for the double post, but I couldn\'t let this one pass by:

    THE BOTTLE OF WINE

    For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren\'t married, this is...
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    Thought you might want to be aware of this scam...

    Thought you might want to be aware of this scam that is going around. Beware especially on the holidays. A \"heads up\" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot or Lowe\'s customers.
    Over the...
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    Skylab fallouts for Ms. Pony and Mr. Ironbrow. ...

    Skylab fallouts for Ms. Pony and Mr. Ironbrow.

    AND (drum roll please)

    for Mr. Cult:

    try this link
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    This really attractive woman walks into a...

    This really attractive woman walks into a cocktail bar and asks for a \'double entendre\', so the bartender gives her one.


    ;)
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    \"HAPPY HOLIDAYS\" For my liberal friends -...

    \"HAPPY HOLIDAYS\"

    For my liberal friends - Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,...
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    Spazzy - wheeeeeee I supose that this means...

    Spazzy - wheeeeeee

    I supose that this means you\'ll want some time off? ???

    For all:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/deanage/diversexmas.jpg
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    Holiday Meal

    Camel roast with hamster stuffing (contains no camel or hamster)
    Dragon Ribs (contains no dragon)
    Roc Breast (contains no Roc) (Donna and Ian get the wishbone)
    Buffalo Wings (contains no buffalo)...
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    Sorry Mr. Cult, but in honor of the Marines,...

    Sorry Mr. Cult, but in honor of the Marines, drinks are on the house.

    BUT, they have to be red, white, blue or green
    :beer:

    Orders up!

    P.S. Pints will be raised tomorrow at 1100 GMT.
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    Sorry Ms. Donna, do you know how hard it is to...

    Sorry Ms. Donna, do you know how hard it is to get cinnamon away from Tiddles?

    Buttered Rum Toddies

    INGREDIENTS (Serves 12)
    500 g dark brown sugar
    250 g salted butter
    ...
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    Went trick or treating as Alfred (see my pic) and...

    Went trick or treating as Alfred (see my pic) and come back to this?

    Why are there little green ivy\'s coming out of the wall? :o
    And there are a bunch of oompa loompas in the mens room...
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    I got a piccy of them when he was cleaning the...

    I got a piccy of them when he was cleaning the sandbox.

    http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/953333/2/istockphoto_953333_pink_toe_nails.jpg
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    Ms. Pony, the broom repair service is out front. ...

    Ms. Pony, the broom repair service is out front. They say your broom is all fine now. Seems the repair witch is walking a bit funny though.
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    *stomping up the stairs from the basement* ...

    *stomping up the stairs from the basement*

    Finally, cought the little terrorist. He\'s got Tooshy\'s sniper rifle and was setting explosives under the whisky barrels.

    ...
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    Ok, that is 3 drinks on SuperDauber? Boy he\'s...

    Ok, that is 3 drinks on SuperDauber?

    Boy he\'s going to be pissed when he sees this bill. Hell, make that 4 drinks on his tab.

    5 drinks on Tab\'s tab?

    Drinks on Tap?
    Sounds like a good...
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    Congratulations on your freakdom. Let me test...

    Congratulations on your freakdom.

    Let me test the BS Sandwitch:

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/airhead-kb/bsmeter.gif

    Yep, fully loaded.
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    Mr. Head, that is a serious bong. And Fluffy is...

    Mr. Head, that is a serious bong. And Fluffy is out there huffing on it. lol

    On a lighter note, a birdy told me that Ms. Pixie is a couple of dozen years old today. As we all know of her...
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    Where\'s that werewolf? Someone throw this man...

    Where\'s that werewolf? Someone throw this man out for being a stick in the mud. He is obviously far to sober and under posted to be here.

    Drinks up. Grill\'s hot. Everybody join PETA (People...
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    I\'ve been trying to come to work all weekend,...

    I\'ve been trying to come to work all weekend, but the site\'s been down. :(

    1000 posts and 10k views. Wheee :flip:

    Time for a party.

    :beer: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

    (does...
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    Mr. Reach, glad to add him to the bar. Now...

    Mr. Reach, glad to add him to the bar. Now Fluffy will have someone to share the window seat with.

    I don\'t think the mice in the basement have anything to worry about from the cat. For fun,...
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    Hmmm, Pheasant. Mod, the grill is out back.......

    Hmmm, Pheasant. Mod, the grill is out back.... (hint, hint)

    I just came up from the basement. Caught the little bugger:
    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/airhead-kb/petpirate.jpg

    and boy...
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    Drinks UP!...

    Drinks UP!
    :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

    OK, we need to decorate for a new freak party. Ms. Pony, you cannot abuse him until he has been given his mop. I want the freak...
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    PLLEEEAASE do NOT do that. I have to work back...

    PLLEEEAASE do NOT do that. I have to work back here behind the bar where he sleeps.
    :wow:

    One IPA up for Mr. Farstrider

    :beer:
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    Oh Fluffy, see that young man over there with a...

    Oh Fluffy, see that young man over there with a bottle?


    FETCH!

    No! All of him, not just his arm. Don\'t worry, I\'m sure Ms. Pony has a spell to fix that.
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    Wowsers, up all night cleaning the basement for...

    Wowsers, up all night cleaning the basement for the health inspector. It is tough getting that wesson oil off of the leather restraints. Now I know why Becca spends so much time down there.

    I\'m...
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    Where is that mop boy? Someone has got to get...

    Where is that mop boy? Someone has got to get these rodents out of this bar before the health inspector gets here.

    I understand that she is going to be checking on conditions down in the basement...
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    It\'s hump day so today\'s special is: Camel...

    It\'s hump day so today\'s special is:

    Camel Hump

    3/4 shot butterscotch schnapps
    1/4 shot Bailey\'s® Irish cream

    Pour Butterscotch Schnapps into a shot glass 3/4 of the way full. Fill rest...
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    Two-fer-Tuesday. Mr. Wolfie, please use the...

    Two-fer-Tuesday.


    Mr. Wolfie, please use the valet parking from here on.
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    Wow, what a day. I felt that I didn\'t exist...

    Wow, what a day. I felt that I didn\'t exist there for a while.

    Spent the day tending bar at GenCon (the little corner bar in the back - did you find it?)

    How did everyone do? Win any...
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    IT\'S FRIDAY!!!! Busy week here at the Freak...

    IT\'S FRIDAY!!!!

    Busy week here at the Freak Bar

    *The new pool has been very used. And has a pretty hunky staff of lifeguards.
    *Fluffy is exhibiting behavior problems.
    *We\'ve got a Penguin...
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    No pepto for Fluffy, feed him a Mercedes Diesel -...

    No pepto for Fluffy, feed him a Mercedes Diesel - that will settle his stomache.

    Or something blue. I don\'t know why, but blue cars always settle him down.
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    lol Mr. Ironbrow, if you think your laptop is...

    lol Mr. Ironbrow, if you think your laptop is bad, wait until you see your minivan in the parking lot - something was sprayed on it and it was NOT diet coke.

    Have a rum & coke on the house.
    ...
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    Whew, what a weekend. But it is Monday. First...

    Whew, what a weekend. But it is Monday. First day of the workweek for most of us. Lots of strong coffee.

    We had a freak party and a BBQ here, how about yours?
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    Sunday morning brunch. Shooing out the midgets...

    Sunday morning brunch. Shooing out the midgets and cleaning up the whipped cream and wesson oil. Where is that mop boy? And we already have 2 working on spending the night.

    Mr. SteelCult, glad...
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    Whew, up from the basement with more stock. We...

    Whew, up from the basement with more stock. We gotta get an ice machine up here at the bar on frozen drink night. Is anyone up to teaching Fluffy to blow a nice cone of cold? I think one of his...
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    Hmm Grilled cheese sammies and tomato soup. Lots...

    Hmm Grilled cheese sammies and tomato soup. Lots of goldfish crackers to go with the soup.

    Sorry I\'m late, I was looking to see if that walking bot was on ebay. It would make a good walker for...
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    Mr. Bane, we are all very happy for you. Meeting...

    Mr. Bane, we are all very happy for you. Meeting your daughter must have been very exciting.

    Mr. Rhu, your hampster was last seen running up the beer tap plumbing, like it was a habitrail. Fuzzy...
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    Mr. Orb, I believe you do. One pint, then off to...

    Mr. Orb, I believe you do. One pint, then off to the ladies\' room with you ;)

    And Ms. Spazzy, have a nice foot massager - all hot water and bubbles. Helps with the ankle swelling too.
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    Going away party for the dinosaur. Ms. Pixie,...

    Going away party for the dinosaur.

    Ms. Pixie, if you would decorate please?


    It is Monday morning for the rest of us. A small bottle of sleep is now available in the Freak Bar Store. One...
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    Sunday Morning Brunch - The omlet chef is still...

    Sunday Morning Brunch -
    The omlet chef is still here.

    AND, we\'ve got a band this morning.
    Requests?

    OgreBane, how\'d it go with your daughter?
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    What\'s all this? Freaks claiming that I am...

    What\'s all this? Freaks claiming that I am 2-faced?

    I\'ve been an unregistered lurker here for a long time and fnally found my calling. I don\'t paint, but I play and enjoy looking at some of...
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    Wow, Mr. Ironbrow is trying to get our health...

    Wow, Mr. Ironbrow is trying to get our health permit pulled. :no: May I ask if that is for drinking or for stripping the paint off of minis? And Mr. Rhu, I\'m not sure that eating one of those...
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    That brought a tear to my eye. And not exactly...

    That brought a tear to my eye. And not exactly because it was funny either.

    lol

    and you ladies in the corner. No fair holding number cards up. This is not \"cool man legs or not\".

    ...
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    I have the best job in the world. Pretty CMON...

    I have the best job in the world. Pretty CMON ladies working for me. :flip:

    It is HUMP DAY. Free drinks to the first to post a camel mini.

    We have an omlet chef here this morning. Mimosas &...
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    OK, who\'s turn is it to walk Fluffy? Where is...

    OK, who\'s turn is it to walk Fluffy?

    Where is that mop boy? Fluffy needs his box cleaned out. :o

    Then fill his bowl full of purina dragon chow - virgin flavor (it\'s all he\'ll eat)
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    Have you tried the Dragon Chow, Mr. Dragon\'s...

    Have you tried the Dragon Chow, Mr. Dragon\'s Reach?

    I\'m not talking about Fluffy\'s food. That is a different matter all together.
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    Cannot risk the sprinkler system being set off...

    Cannot risk the sprinkler system being set off and watering down the drinks.

    Just won\'t do at all.
    :no:


    Snackies are up. Popcorn, pretzels, Dragon Chow and some spicey peanuts
    :flame:
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    Ohh, that\'s going to leave a mark. :o And...

    Ohh, that\'s going to leave a mark.
    :o

    And hurt tomorrow.
    :yes:

    Have a band-aid and a pain killer :beer:
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    Ms. Donna, are we going to have to take your...

    Ms. Donna, are we going to have to take your Google licence away?

    But you are right, it is a fun song.
    lol

    And would someone hit Tony with that fire extinguisher? No, don\'t pull the pin and...
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    OK, Duende\'s buying, I\'m setting up. Been...

    OK, Duende\'s buying, I\'m setting up.

    Been kinda quiet around here lately. Dog days setting in?
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    Ms. Donna, loved it.... Have another: There...

    Ms. Donna, loved it....

    Have another:

    There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the...
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    One Blonde for the Dragon. (That sounds like a...

    One Blonde for the Dragon. (That sounds like a sacrifice :twisted: )

    One pitcher of fizzy icy frozen chick drink for the ladies.
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    No pasties here. well, wait. There was one...

    No pasties here. well, wait. There was one night when the girls got roudy.....

    Whew, what a week. Went to Italy with the penguin. We were supposed to go Italian Ice fishing, but the beaches...
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    Seem a language thing, Mr. Reach. Something...

    Seem a language thing, Mr. Reach. Something about us both speaking English?

    Glasses vs. Spectacles - hmmmmm.

    Single malt?


    ****

    Has anyone seen Becca or Spazzy? Neither have been...
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    Whew, what a night. I think things are settling...

    Whew, what a night. I think things are settling down now.

    Mr. Airhead & Ms.Pony are in the CD room, snoozing in comfy rockers.

    Mr. Reach seems to have misplaced his glasses so if he bumps...
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    Becca, how\'s it working, I just got back from...

    Becca, how\'s it working, I just got back from my fishing trip... We didn\'t do much good, Penguin kept eating our bait fish. (Someone get him a Mentos - please).

    Ahh, someone new on the mop......
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    \'Tis Freaky Friday. Anything goes today. ...

    \'Tis Freaky Friday. Anything goes today.

    The Penguin is painting odd art on the floor with his mop.
    The Witch & the BarMaid are checking out horses out back. I recommend that no guys go out...
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    OB, as a bartender, I can serve you a nice stout...

    OB, as a bartender, I can serve you a nice stout drink, but as a gentleman, I recommend that you not order it.

    Face her sober, deal with it. THEN, come on back and we\'ll get pissed.
    :drunk:
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    One jar of olives and a bottle of scorned woman...

    One jar of olives and a bottle of scorned woman to dip it in for you. If that is too hot, let me know.
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    That is an odd lunch order, maybe this morning...

    That is an odd lunch order, maybe this morning for breakfast?

    And don\'t you just hate paying insurance? Especially fire insurance. :flame:
    (Thank you Mr. Bane)

    Wet T-Shirt Thrusday. ...
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    And I bet your arms are tired. Have a cold one....

    And I bet your arms are tired. Have a cold one.
    :beer:

    And one pan galactic garggle blaster - neat for Mr. Bane.
    :beer:
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    Mr. Ironbrow, welcome back and happy birthday. ...

    Mr. Ironbrow, welcome back and happy birthday. The cake is large and comes in several flavors. Hate to bring this up, but have you managed to put that picture of Mr. Grant into the tip jar from the...
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    Viagra, Vagina - must have made an error in the...

    Viagra, Vagina - must have made an error in the formula somewhere. *scratching head * :redface:

    Congrats Spazzy - one of each? Sounds like the next two rounds are on Spazzy, then we are going...
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    sorry, but that is really what I look like. ...

    sorry, but that is really what I look like.

    Spazzy, set up the birthday table for Ms. Pony & Mr. Grumb, as I just got off of the Fiona with Red Dawn and it seems we missed his birthday as well. ...
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    Boy, what a weekend. It is good to be back, let...

    Boy, what a weekend. It is good to be back, let me tell you. Ms. Pony was giving me flying lessons on her broom. I really did not know that is how you hang on to one of those things . :o

    Hey,...
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    Exactly. Free round of whatever Mr. Modderrhu &...

    Exactly. Free round of whatever Mr. Modderrhu & Mr. PityNoMan are drinking.

    *****

    Mr. OgreBane, we just added a studio upstairs. If you would like to use one of the easles, they are at your...
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    Bouncer is the one that throws out the...

    Bouncer is the one that throws out the undesireables. See any of Pitynoman\'s pics for what a bouncer should look like.

    Mystery Stain Cleaner needs a steam cannon, not a wimpy little pressure...
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