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    Mr. Dauber has avoided capture by Ms. Tooshy for over 2 days now. All bets are called.

    Please insert the correct amount of cash in the bartender\'s tip jar and retirement fund.

    And has anyone seen our bar maid?

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    :mad: Damn!! that Dauber is wily ..placing $20 in tip jar....Bubba, please a “whisky on the rocks” and a toasted ham & cheese sandwich. I think Mr Dauber bribed Avicenna to keep Tooshy occupied (wink, wink).;););)


    I think our barmaid is up stairs napping...and yes we have an upstairs, not to mention the basement/ S&M dungeon

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    Shhh, Ms. Donna, you are not supposed to tell the underposted about the upstairs and especially not about the basement.

    And here\'s your drink.

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    I was actually in the basement.......:]


    I have to sweep up in there every few days, \'they\' never tidy up after themselves...

    wont you excuse me for a moment while I slip into something a little more...comfortable?

    *comes back in barmaid uniform*

    now what can I get you?

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    I will have a snake bite, please. While your at it, put it on the rocks and make it a double.

    I will put $30 on Tooshy. :D

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    WTF Did I Miss?


    Strong Bow with a Strong Bow chaser.

    And I hope someone takes the sniper rifle away from Tracy -

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    I have no idea what this is about, but this is a great excuse to have a red tea and one, make that two salami and ham sandwiches.

    And IPM, there\'s a handsome tip if you hurry a little... *starve* (SOMEBODY ate my breakfast.. ain\'t that right, dear fiancee?)

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    Toosh has been wrestling with a semi-clad winged demon of doom all weekend, so she\'s been rather busy!

    check it out

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    Nice.

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    Monday morning\'s special is Bloody Mary\'s


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    Originally posted by steelcult
    WTF Did I Miss?
    IPM in a barmaid\'s outfit, apparently :o Someone tell her the patrons don\'t have to work here :D

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    Originally posted by Avicenna
    Toosh has been wrestling with a semi-clad winged demon of doom all weekend, so she\'s been rather busy!

    check it out
    Oh, it\'s a mini. :P

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    *puts on dark glasses* *puts on a fake beard* :cool: *stands on some small stilts* *puts a suit on*

    *deep, deep voice*

    \"Well hello there young lady, can I please have 15 bottles of Bacardi breezer?\"

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    Originally posted by Penguin
    \"Well hello there young lady, can I please have 15 bottles of Bacardi breezer?\"
    A. I\'m no lady.
    B. Although you are of adequate post count to be here, I am afraid I need some ID before you can be servered an adult beverage.
    C. Nice try lol

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    alright! *appears with a tray loaded with food and drink*

    Mr.Farstrider a double snakebite on the rocks for you...

    Mr. Cult - a Strong Bow with chaser

    Mr.Mosch - a red tea and three salami and ham sandwiches just incase your still hungry

    and Mr. Agency - I\'m the barmaid for another 8 months. then you can believe i\'m ditching the outfit and joining the patrons...but right now, I live to serve!

    Mr. Guin - heres your sparkling grape juice, like usual!

    enjoy everyone!



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    ok ill just have orange squash what im barred nooooooooooooooooooooo

    james

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