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    Default things that should not be said whilst playing with your miniatures

    \"Show me again on the slave-giant where the ork touched you?\"

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    \"So yeah, two weeks after swallowing the wizard I eventually managed to pass him and now here he is with a new paint job.\"

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    Originally posted by Undave
    \"So yeah, two weeks after swallowing the wizard I eventually managed to pass him and now here he is with a new paint job.\"
    :o ouch!!

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    \"You know, these daemonettes are looking like the closest thing we\'ve got to a real woman and we\'re both 30 and living with our mother.\"

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    \"These yoghurt pots are obliterators, the pencil sharpener is my Chaos Lord and that block of wood with a nail in it is my defiler.\"





    I\'ve actually been the recipient of this line.......

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    It\'s impossible with something this small to get both things in the same spot so you\'ll just have to imagine that that fairy princess is on top


    (actual conversation)

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    that is one finely shaped demon butt. <--real conversation

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    Do you mind if I lick my tool while you paint the face?

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    \"Well my preferred sculpting medium is earwax.\"

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    Originally posted by supervike
    Do you mind if I lick my tool while you paint the face?
    Argh!! Face painting again! :|~

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    \"I don\'t need to buy static grass. I have plenty of pubes to spare.\"







    Can someone please ban me from this thread................

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    \"Damn it that mini has a bigger penis than me\".

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    Ooooooh....the new breast shaped d20\'s just came in.

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    \"so I won the lottery.......do you think, Mr. Inquisitor, that I should invest my $50,000,000 in cattle futures or platinum\"?

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    (something I said recently)

    (her Boobs) just got bigger the more I painted them!

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    Originally posted by Ritual
    Originally posted by supervike
    Do you mind if I lick my tool while you paint the face?
    Argh!! Face painting again! :|~
    Hey you! No multi-forum callbacks!

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    \"You have a lot to learn about gap filling.\"

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    Default actual conversation with Steelcult

    \"I\'m not playing any mini\'s with you until you can show me a mini female where the breasts the sculptor/designer shows that they\'ve actually had a HUMAN breast in their hand!!\" lol

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    Originally posted by Undave
    \"I don\'t need to buy static grass. I have plenty of pubes to spare.\"







    Can someone please ban me from this thread................
    /bann-age

    **psst*** Dude.. you\'re green too? Thought I was the only one..

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    Default Again, actual conversation with Steelcult

    S:\"I lost my torso!!\"
    K: \"Uh, what does a torso look like?\"
    S: \"Well it looks like this...but you\'ll probably find it because it has superglue on it and it will stick to you!\"
    K: \"Actually, I found it because it was glued to the carpet. So, now you have a fuzzy torso!\"
    S: \"I have a, what?\"
    K: \"A FUZZY torso!\"

    Kyrra hands Steelcult the torso complete with cat hair and carpet fuzz. (At least this time we know where the acetone is!)

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