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    Default its 9:30 and my day sucks! cheer me up

    kids are being atrocious. parents are calling in irate, and everything seems to be breaking in my classroom today.

    please tell me a funny joke or amusing story....

    and nothing about dead hookers behind your home in the trash can. hehe.

    have a good one mateys.

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    I know something that will cheer you up. All the anklebiters giving you grief today are NOT yours. :D

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    Might this be Karma for all your \"HA! I don\'t have to work for 3 months during the summer posts\" lol

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    If you want a laugh, imagine all those people who are getting on your nerves as naked. No, wait, that only works for adults. With kids it\'s just wrong! :o

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    Kick them in the face!

    -Matt

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    Originally posted by uberdark
    ...please tell me a funny joke or amusing story....
    It is Friday and you have two days off to grade papers and read reports..

    You could give them a pop quiz.
    (now that is funny)

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    Originally posted by reverend
    If you want a laugh, imagine all those people who are getting on your nerves as naked. No, wait, that only works for adults. With kids it\'s just wrong! :o
    Just imagine them all as chimpanzees instead. Be mindful of the poo.
    Originally posted by airhead
    You could give them a pop quiz.
    (now that is funny)
    Ooo! Ooo! I vote for this one!

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    I\'ll take the vikey aproach to cheering you up...........










    BOOBIES!!!!!




    I like the pop quiz idea too. ;)

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    Originally posted by Dragon Forge Design
    Might this be Karma for all your \"HA! I don\'t have to work for 3 months during the summer posts\" lol
    Kick them in the face!

    -Matt

    fine jeff i guess you got me on that one. hehe. kicking 2nd graders in the face is fun though.

    yep i just have to keep telling myself its only 7 1/2 more months till summer.

    7 agonizingly long months.

    forget that.....i\'m just gonna kick them.

    lol



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    Originally posted by lizcam
    I\'ll take the vikey aproach to cheering you up...........










    BOOBIES!!!!!




    I like the pop quiz idea too. ;)
    liz

    i dont have to worry about those....i got some of those last night... :twisted: and the night before :twisted::twisted: and the day before that....:twisted::twisted::twisted:

    and considering the wife is packing some big \"guns\" in her shirt i am quite happy with that.

    so yep.....boobs=awesome.

    :cool::twisted::cool:

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    Originally posted by uberdark

    liz

    i dont have to worry about those....i got some of those last night... :twisted: and the night before :twisted::twisted: and the day before that....:twisted::twisted::twisted:

    and considering the wife is packing some big \"guns\" in her shirt i am quite happy with that.

    so yep.....boobs=awesome.

    :cool::twisted::cool:
    But it made you smile and that was the point. :D

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    Wait! Am I too late?

    I heard there was a pop quiz on BOOBIES!

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    There\'s a new type of bees discovered that instead of producing honey, they produce milk!! Boo Bee\'s!!

    How about inventing Childrens Chewable Quaaludes?? \"OK kiddies!! Let\'s play the night-night game!!\"lol

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    Originally posted by Dragon Forge Design
    Might this be Karma for all your \"HA! I don\'t have to work for 3 months during the summer posts\" lol
    i was thinking along the same lines!

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    Default AN UPDATE!!!!!!

    well the day got worse as well. a fight in class, then a student lifted my wallet after school. he got caught trying to use it at mcdonalds. an old student of mine knew who i was and caught him. apparently he had already been to target and used it. LITTLE F-ING BASTARD!! needless to say he aint comin\' back to my class for a while. so now i plan on pressing charges and all that. tell me its gonna get better.

    btw: he opened my desk when i wasnt looking. i took it out earlier because it kept falling out of my pocket. must have seen me do it.

    so anyhow......GRRRRRRRRR......

    :flame:

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    What a little shit! I despise criminals. Press charges! I hope he gets what he deserves.

    -Matt

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    :o Uber, get thee to the Freak Bar post haste...handing over keys to the beer cellar:drunk:

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    Originally posted by uberdark
    an old student of mine knew who i was and caught him.

    oh well at least you were having a positive effect on your old students!!

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