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    Default Man sues Kellogg\'s because Froot Loops has no fruit in it


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    Smart! But not as smart as I is gonna be when I sue to finally get the pot of gold from the Lucky Charms leprechaun! Now that is thinking!

    Does Trix have rabbit in it? There\'s one riht on the box. Or are I being Tricked? ....waitaminute..... I think \"Trix\" refers to some sort fo tomfoolery taking place in the box. I is suing, just in case.

    I wonder how he feels about Frankenberry, or Count Chocula? I found no monsters inside at all. Ever.

    Nice pull Foley. I Lol\'d!

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    Originally posted by ScottRadom
    I wonder how he feels about Frankenberry
    I\'m surprised he isn\'t suing about that one, too. He\'s suing over Crunchberries, after all.

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    Originally posted by darthfoley
    Originally posted by ScottRadom
    I wonder how he feels about Frankenberry
    I\'m surprised he isn\'t suing about that one, too. He\'s suing over Crunchberries, after all.
    Can I sue him for using MY oxygen without my permission?

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    I think the only thing that made me laugh more than the title was seeing that this was in San Francisco. It SO fits! I mean, this is the same part of the world that sued Kraft foods because they supposedly hid from children the fact that Oreo cookies aren\'t healthy...

    Not that I don\'t love the city, mind you. It\'s beautiful, its historic, it\'s mostly walkable, but it is a DIFFERENT world there.

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    I live 60 miles north of SF and SF\'s an embarrassment to much of the state. Like Evil said, \"It\'s beautiful, its historic, it\'s mostly walkable, but it is a DIFFERENT world there.\"........even many of the citizens of SF are just \'average Joe\'s\' but there are a lot of fruit loops that pop from the mix. It was kind of funny/ironic how many moons ago when I think Dianne Fienstien was mayor, they passed a gun ban there (lefties rejoiced) and in such a liberal bastion with, I don\'t know exactly, hundereds of thousands of citizens only about 10 or 20 guns were turned in!!lol

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    \'Froot Loops\' lawyer says his client is no cereal litigant.
    There. Fixed their update title. :]

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    Only in America :rolleyes:

    I did here a while back as well that the cars Jerremy Clarkson used on their race/trip through the States with Top Gear that they couldn\'t sell them so they gave them away and even then some D*&* tried to sue them because one car was a 97 and they advertised it as a 98....:rolleyes:

    There used to be a small company that made sausages in Wales called Dragon Sausages but trading standards closed them down because there was no Dragon contained in the sausages...does that mean that all those people that eat hot dogs are actually eating dog???

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    That gave me grand idea. Hey I will be racking millions...

    So I start with the Ford Motors. When I was buying Ford Mustang I was \"led to believe I will be riding a horse.

    Then I switch to Nissan. Them I will sue because when I was buying my Nissan Pathfinder I was \"led to believe\" that this amazing car will find its way to my destination. Boy, was I misguided....

    Anybody else has good candidates?

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    Originally posted by War Griffon
    ....There used to be a small company that made sausages in Wales called Dragon Sausages but trading standards closed them down because there was no Dragon contained in the sausages...does that mean that all those people that eat hot dogs are actually eating dog???
    Wonder what they would have done with Jimmy Dean Sausage ???

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    Oh, I love the taste of Jimmy Dean in the morning.

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    In light of Werbel\'s complaints against Pepsico and Kellogg\'s, SF Weekly finds it necessary to re-issue our occasional corporate caveat noting that, while our offices are located at 185 Berry Street, our publication should in no way be considered a nutritious source of fruit.
    rofl!

    there was a company that sold \'dragon sausages\' (wales and dragons...) that had to stop because they didnt contain real dragon. tw*ts

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    Originally posted by supervike
    Oh, I love the taste of Jimmy Dean in the morning.
    :olol

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    Originally posted by airhead
    Originally posted by War Griffon
    ....There used to be a small company that made sausages in Wales called Dragon Sausages but trading standards closed them down because there was no Dragon contained in the sausages...does that mean that all those people that eat hot dogs are actually eating dog???
    Wonder what they would have done with Jimmy Dean Sausage ???
    ............................baby food..........

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    I used to love Froot Loops when I was a kid

    Can\'t get \'em in th UK (as far as I know):(

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    Ok, I\'m going all in. My cookies contain NO GIRL SCOUTS!!! I\'m gona be rollin in it!

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    There was a breakfast cereal called \"KaBoom\" when I was a kid.
    The FDA made stores move it to the snack aisle becuase it had
    absolutely zero cereal or cereal like substances in it.
    They also made them remove any reference to \"cereal\" or \"breakfast food\" from the packaging.
    They stopped selling it within a few months.
    Moms wouldn\'t pour milk all over a snack and give it to the kids as breakfast.
    I\'m not sure it\'s much different than a lot of the crap they sell as cereal today.

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    Originally posted by cfwheeler58
    There was a breakfast cereal called \"KaBoom\" when I was a kid.
    The FDA made stores move it to the snack aisle becuase it had
    absolutely zero cereal or cereal like substances in it.
    They also made them remove any reference to \"cereal\" or \"breakfast food\" from the packaging.
    They stopped selling it within a few months.
    Moms wouldn\'t pour milk all over a snack and give it to the kids as breakfast.
    I\'m not sure it\'s much different than a lot of the crap they sell as cereal today.
    Reminds me of the \"Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs\" that were featured in Calvin and Hobbes. My favorite was the one where Calvin was shaking from the sugar and he thought Hobbes was the one vibrating.

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    Calvin and Hobbes...how I miss \'em. :(

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