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  1. #41

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    " the tyranid threat was wiped out in one swift movement with a roundhouse kick."

    THE TYRANIDS WILL NEVER DIE!

  2. #42

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Fang View Post
    " the tyranid threat was wiped out in one swift movement with a roundhouse kick."

    THE TYRANIDS WILL NEVER DIE!

    and after he was done with the tyranid he rode his unicorn to the middle of the eye of terror and made it explode due to the fact he wasn't wearing a shirt.

    orks were created after chuck norris ate the green giant.
    Brushlicking is the miniature painting equivalent of a rock'n'roll life-style!

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  3. #43

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    - Chuck Norris beat up Khorne... after he tricked Tzeentch.
    - A Vindicare Assasine CAN'T target Chuck Norris.
    - The Squat homeworlds were the victims of a (single) roundhouse kick.
    - Tyranids are not attacking our galaxy. They're just running away from Chuck Norris.
    - Chuck Norris knows when the new Dark Eldar Codex will be released.
    - Orks used to worship Gork and Mork. Then they met Chuck Norris...
    - Chuck Norris watches the Inqusition.
    - Once upon a time Chuck Norris painted a mini in 10 minutes. That mini won a Golden Daemon award...in all categories at the same time.
    - Chuck Norris can mix the exact amount of Green Stuff he needs.
    - Chuck Norris knows the name of the Emperror. He also knows all the nicknames he ever had.
    - The Chaos Gods exist only in the Warp... where Chuck Norris can't find them.


    That's all (for now) folks!

  4. #44

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    chuck norris can stop uwe boll from making another movie. he just chooses not to.
    Brushlicking is the miniature painting equivalent of a rock'n'roll life-style!

    Here is my ranking:

  5. #45

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    chuck norris picks his kids up from school in a rhino, just because his baneblade was out of gas

  6. #46

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    Quote Originally Posted by yazza View Post
    chuck norris picks his kids up from school in a rhino, just because his baneblade was out of gas

    that made me laugh my pop out my nose. lol.

    chuck norris does not reroll for anything.....ever.....
    Brushlicking is the miniature painting equivalent of a rock'n'roll life-style!

    Here is my ranking:

  7. #47

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brother Captain View Post
    - Orks used to worship Gork and Mork. Then they met Chuck Norris...
    Wrong! Chuck Norris' fists are named "Gork" and "Mork." The third first he has underneath his beard (where most mortals have a chin) is named "Khaine."
    Blasting forth in three part harmony!

  8. #48

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    every new gw sculpt is simply a booger out of chuck norris' nose

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