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    Ah, beer. Proof that God wishes us to be happy.
    "Yes, yes, yes. Woman are in awe of his manhood and men swoon in his wake. Truly he is a legend in his own mind."

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    Mud duck I think you can only have beer if you have been very very good and haven't had any caffine either

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    When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad? Well, I'm even better!


    WWHHHHAAAATTTTT!!!! NO CAFFEINE? Surely good lady you jest!
    "Yes, yes, yes. Woman are in awe of his manhood and men swoon in his wake. Truly he is a legend in his own mind."

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    @ mud duck
    While I am a Lady and I am very very good, I never jest about what I allow my 'pets' to have before I teach them how to be very good at being very bad

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    *strolls through the bar naked for a gratuitous butt in the moonlight shot*

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    *strolls through the bar naked for a gratuitous butt in the moonlight shot*
    Noneed, what happened to that outfit you were wearing? Is this a new skill...how to shed clothes in 30 sec's? tutututut well at least you didn't get rid of my brand on your ass.

    Now get that ass into the red room and I'll have some fun with it.

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    I think a gold Guiche would go very nicely with your brand, crystella
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Well I'm always up for a giggle

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    Well I'm always up for a giggle
    you'd better be up for something when I get throught with you...get up on that platfom and present yourself to me....NOW!!!

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    for Vikey ............ Happy National Cleavage Day ....... enjoy
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    sideboobs are way better. this is a reference to something, i dont know what. but it´s fun because it´s true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ischa View Post
    sideboobs are way better. this is a reference to something, i dont know what. but it´s fun because it´s true.
    Wholeboobs are the best, but when it comes to clothed boobs I've got a thing for underboobs.
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    The secret? Practice, and a desire to get better. A little talent goes a long way, but as long as you're open to advice, you can do amazing things.

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    <Walks in. . . .looks around a minute. . .

    . . . .walks out mumbling "My therapist told me to avoid anything that reminds me of family". . .>

    <. . .shudders. . .>
    If you can name your paint colors blindfolded....you might be a brushlicker

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    gremlins

    I'VE ADDED WEBCAM LESSONS NOW TOO!
    And a YOUTUBE channel
    Instagram and FaceBook too

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    Quote Originally Posted by cannon_fodder View Post
    <Walks in. . . .looks around a minute. . .

    . . . .walks out mumbling "My therapist told me to avoid anything that reminds me of family". . .>

    <. . .shudders. . .>
    Awww cannon that just tells you that its the best place to be

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    Ewwwwww......noe we won't be having any of those in here......

    Open day on shooting those little bastards out of here...

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    @cannon you can't pick your family but you can pick your nose

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    @cannon you can't pick your family but you can pick your nose
    Noneed you better not try picking your nose with THAT finger.....I know where its been and you still have soo much to learn on what to do with it

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    Ah, it's good to know that some things never change. Even after several years.
    There's something comforting about knowing that the freak bar will never have anything resembling a normal conversation that lasts more than two posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    Noneed you better not try picking your nose with THAT finger.....I know where its been and you still have soo much to learn on what to do with it
    I'll have to show what I've learnt sometime thempn ;-p plus who said I used a finger my freakishly long tongue reaches nostril :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naukhel View Post
    Ah, it's good to know that some things never change. Even after several years.
    There's something comforting about knowing that the freak bar will never have anything resembling a normal conversation that lasts more than two posts.
    It does happen sometimes, you just have to keep poking your head into the bar to hear it
    At the moment we are missing a few regulars but they are sure to drift back in here to refresh and get 'something' out of a visit here.

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