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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    You guys make it seem like all women are harpies. In my last marraige it was the exact opposite. I was the one saying all those things and he DID tell me I looked fat. On a daily basis. Man was I cheated.
    Pfft, my wife isn't a harpy yet. Can't call her fat because she's wicked tiny, not because she's sensitive about it.

    If I say something along the lines of, "Are you dressing preppy today?" my life sucks for a bit.
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    I have no complaints about my missus' demands, they all seem to benefit me. She's actually working on losing weight and everything, and a sterling job she's done so far too! When your missus can have a laugh about the dog farting, and think it's just as amusing as you do, you're on to a winner.
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JesterzUSMC View Post
    My Christmas wish is to UNSEE this:

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    damn? they make high heels that size O.O
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Surely red underwear would have worked better than White?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torn blue sky View Post
    I have no complaints about my missus' demands, they all seem to benefit me. She's actually working on losing weight and everything, and a sterling job she's done so far too! When your missus can have a laugh about the dog farting, and think it's just as amusing as you do, you're on to a winner.
    You kidding?! Conan startling himself with his own poots is hilarious! Especially when he starts chasing his tail to get that mean smelling fart! It's good times.

    We're two peas in a pod!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonsreach View Post
    explain this:
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    This is clearly a woman trying very hard to become a man.
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Double moustache! Across the head! Whoa....

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    I actually did a real life lol at that.
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    So I clean the dining room and living room and take all the random stuff out and the next thing I know Donna's doing doughnuts in the middle of the living room. *sigh*
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    LMAO! Now THAT would be fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiccanpony View Post
    damn? they make high heels that size O.O
    I think I've got a pair that high
    Let me have a look *bends over to root throught her bag behind the bar*

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    We can all reach our dreams...it just takes the right way of thinking.
    Change your perspective!

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    ahhh...Found them

    http://www.bulletproofcupid.co.uk/pa...lossom636.html

    *slips them on* That's better, who's next?

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    Well my back needs sorting so climb on an get walking

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    So I clean the dining room and living room and take all the random stuff out and the next thing I know Donna's doing doughnuts in the middle of the living room. *sigh*
    Who the hell is Doughnuts?
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    Well my back needs sorting so climb on an get walking
    O.o
    oh well its your dime....
    lie down then

    on your front
    Last edited by crystella333; 12-08-2010 at 01:00 PM. Reason: forgot to be clear about something

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    And do they have cream or a whole in the middle?

    @crystella ok get cracking and make it snappy! I was on my front btw I wouldn't want one of those in the crotch
    Last edited by noneedforaname; 12-08-2010 at 01:05 PM.

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    You're telling me what to do?
    Mistress Wiccanpony......
    Noneedforaname is forgetting he's a sub....
    Last edited by crystella333; 12-08-2010 at 01:25 PM. Reason: ^^

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