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    Anyway, it wasn't me doing the googling. It was Donna. That should explain everything.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    It really does explain everything. I'm not sure if I should be nonchalant or scared now lol!
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    and you think it's easy being an elf

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC9lsVcoRKc
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    what can I say .... google is fun
    http://www.amazon.com/Lord-G-Strings.../dp/B00007L4M0
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiccanpony View Post
    what can I say .... google is fun
    Hmmmm.... waddaknow:

    http://www.hotbutteredelves.com/hbenew/

    Oh, and looks completely works safe. Honestly. Hope Donna and Liz aren't too disappointed.
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    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Why does it not surprise me that this exists...and what does Megface say about your elf porn addiction?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torn blue sky View Post
    you broke it

    anyone need a top-up on their drinks? *holding up 2 jugs of foaming mead*

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    I'll happily take the jugs ;-p I'm actually currently drinking stowford press awaiting a full English yum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    I'll happily take the jugs ;-p
    I'm sure you will, you saucy devil hehe
    but these Jugs have got a special mix made with the butter elfs I'm sure you don't want this

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    I knew someone would try to click on that link bahahaha! Hands up, who clicked on it, be honest now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    I AM THE BUTTER GODDESS!!!! LEAVE MY ELVES ALONE!

    Ok, you can all have one but please don't eat bruno. He's my best elf and I've been saving him for Christmas.
    Your damnnable elves have left butter on all the beer glasses. Now. Who's going to wash all them glasses?

    (said as dipping elf into hot buttered rum toddy - much like waterboarding prisoners at Gitmo)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Torn blue sky View Post
    I knew someone would try to click on that link bahahaha! Hands up, who clicked on it, be honest now!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Your damnnable elves have left butter on all the beer glasses. Now. Who's going to wash all them glasses?
    I guess it will be me to both of them questions.....

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    Bubba my good man, can you make me a large bowl of popcorn, heavy on the butter elves, please
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiccanpony View Post
    Bubba my good man, can you make me a large bowl of popcorn, heavy on the butter elves, please
    That would be my pleasure Ms.Donna. One elf or two?
    Vegan: an Apache word that translates to "hunts poorly"

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    I'm sure you will, you saucy devil hehe
    but these Jugs have got a special mix made with the butter elfs I'm sure you don't want this
    I'm always up for slippery buttery jugs ;-p

    I also clicked the link, I was very disappointed indeed :-(

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    So was I tbh, I forgot I posted it and tried to click it myself =(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Your damnnable elves have left butter on all the beer glasses. Now. Who's going to wash all them glasses?

    (said as dipping elf into hot buttered rum toddy - much like waterboarding prisoners at Gitmo)

    That would be one of the mop boys. BTW, who are the mop boys right now, anyway?

    Make me one of those please, Bubba.

    TBS, you're very special.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    The Mop boy hasn't made him or herself known! Might have to just chose one...I smell a poll coming on.

    And yes, yes I am.
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    That would be one of the mop boys. BTW, who are the mop boys right now, anyway?

    Make me one of those please, Bubba.
    OK, you're a mop boy.
    The suit may not fit quite right.
    Vegan: an Apache word that translates to "hunts poorly"

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