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    Damn TBS is a lucky man

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    i'd love one of those for christmas, dont think the wife would let me keep her tho (sigh)
    LAAARRFF, I SPLIT MY SIDES!!

    cassar [demigod] |ˈdemēˌgäd|
    noun ( fem. demigoddess |ˈdemēˌgädis| )
    a being with partial or lesser divine status, such as a minor deity, the offspring of a god and a mortal, or a mortal raised to divine rank.
    • a person who is greatly admired or feared.
    ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: translating Latin semideus .

    on a serious note, i do commissions, no really i do, ask and ye shall receive


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    No matter how drop dead gorgeous and sexy a woman is....someone is tired of putting up with her sh*t!
    LOL
    Cold Beer is 92% of the time more reliable than a Hot Chick.

    That being said:
    MERRY XMAS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shellshock View Post
    Damn TBS is a lucky man

    Pfft! I wish that were me. I'm beautiful but I don't have ta-tas like that!

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    far better for you, last thing you want in yer old age is couple of ankle warmers lol
    LAAARRFF, I SPLIT MY SIDES!!

    cassar [demigod] |ˈdemēˌgäd|
    noun ( fem. demigoddess |ˈdemēˌgädis| )
    a being with partial or lesser divine status, such as a minor deity, the offspring of a god and a mortal, or a mortal raised to divine rank.
    • a person who is greatly admired or feared.
    ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: translating Latin semideus .

    on a serious note, i do commissions, no really i do, ask and ye shall receive


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    Quote Originally Posted by cassar View Post
    far better for you, last thing you want in yer old age is couple of ankle warmers lol
    Or panty pillows...

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    Ewwwww....
    Anyone find any of presents scattered around the Bar?

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    The presents and tree are in with the virgins. You have to go through them to get what you want. Enjoy!
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    But beware of the ……………. Nigerian Mafia ;P
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to ALL my "mop boys"
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Oh, look! you got a hold of my old school photography! I'm the one to the left... No not there, the higher up left!
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    The secret? Practice, and a desire to get better. A little talent goes a long way, but as long as you're open to advice, you can do amazing things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiccanpony View Post
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    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to ALL my "mop boys"
    And that's why all the ladies of the Bar are always happy to see the mop boys at work

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    I am a very lucky boy indeed! I didn't even have to behave or owt! Nice one!
    Megs ta tas are just fine for me cheers, and you lot can go wanting with the question marks haha!
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torn blue sky View Post
    I am a very lucky boy indeed! I didn't even have to behave or owt! Nice one!
    Megs ta tas are just fine for me cheers, and you lot can go wanting with the question marks haha!
    Well, you're a guy... If the girl have ta tas we're pleased. I'm pretty sure her's are awesome just like the absolute majority of them are.
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    The secret? Practice, and a desire to get better. A little talent goes a long way, but as long as you're open to advice, you can do amazing things.

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    I dunno man, mine are more impressive than the mrs, expect to go up a cup size after this xmas I'll be on the cover of Januarys Jugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shellshock View Post
    I dunno man, mine are more impressive than the mrs, expect to go up a cup size after this xmas I'll be on the cover of Januarys Jugs.
    But you never said if she had any or not, just that yours were bigger.

    I'll say, if the ribs aren't visible through them and they've got a nipple attached, then they're there.
    Quote Originally Posted by TrystanGST View Post
    The secret? Practice, and a desire to get better. A little talent goes a long way, but as long as you're open to advice, you can do amazing things.

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    She has til I stand next to her haha

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    i whole heartedly concur, however more than a handful could be deemed wasteful
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    LAAARRFF, I SPLIT MY SIDES!!

    cassar [demigod] |ˈdemēˌgäd|
    noun ( fem. demigoddess |ˈdemēˌgädis| )
    a being with partial or lesser divine status, such as a minor deity, the offspring of a god and a mortal, or a mortal raised to divine rank.
    • a person who is greatly admired or feared.
    ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: translating Latin semideus .

    on a serious note, i do commissions, no really i do, ask and ye shall receive


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    Cassar, I don't waste my boobies! All DD of them. They go to very good use. Trust me!
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    (cough) DD (cough) hope you've got a license for them guns
    LAAARRFF, I SPLIT MY SIDES!!

    cassar [demigod] |ˈdemēˌgäd|
    noun ( fem. demigoddess |ˈdemēˌgädis| )
    a being with partial or lesser divine status, such as a minor deity, the offspring of a god and a mortal, or a mortal raised to divine rank.
    • a person who is greatly admired or feared.
    ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: translating Latin semideus .

    on a serious note, i do commissions, no really i do, ask and ye shall receive


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