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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    You got plans on my body already then?
    Wellll, it might come in hand for a conversion of some kind

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    it might come in hand
    I'm sure you could make it come in hand lol ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    I'm sure you could make it come in hand lol ;-)
    *facepalm*....I walked right into that one.....

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    < runs in quickly....places the following item on the bar . . .and then runs out....tires are heard squealing seconds later

    a pair of handcuffs covered in pink fur that is matted together and crusted over in places, while others are dripping an interesting green goo, a tooth is found imbedded in the chain connecting the two bracelets and there are at least 3 distinct royal purple lipstick lip imprints across both the bare metal and pink fur. The cuffs themselves smell like a mixture of Dark Rum, Vaseline, creole mustard, turpentine, and horse manure...

    The attached note reads:

    "Crystella,
    Somehow, these ended up in our car...I swear on Trystans head that I do not know where they came from, but first appeared after I visited this bar a few months ago...I have been trying to discretely return them to anyone I know, but I am afraid to ask my grandmother. My wife found them yesterday and the only reason I am living is that there are no marks on my wrists and she can't find a single pink hair anywhere in my closet...If they are not yours, feel free to take them anyway...
    I know you will put them to good use..."
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    Eh. Must be Thursday.

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    *strolls over to the bar*......."How's it hang Pegazus?"...."and was that Cannon_fodder? He should have stayed for a drink at least"

    "He's left something for me?"

    *glances down the bar*

    NooooooNeeeeeeeeD, GET YOUR ARSE IN HERE BEFORE I RIP YOU A NEW ONE!!!!!!!!

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    Crawls out from under the bar.....belches

    Hey barkeep....a round for me and me matey's!
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    *Glares down at Marjedi*.
    hmmm Marj, have you been to see fluffy's room yet? Its a scream....its just down those stairs
    *points to the dark portal in the corner*

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    Fluffy's......??

    Does it have bunnies??
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    *muffles a giggle*

    Bunnies? I'm sure there few kinds of bunnies down there all nice and friendly like

    *shoo Marj towards the portal*

    Give Fluffy my best while your at it...

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    Fluffybunny?!....

    So my girlfriend is here, cool!
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    I think it's high time to introduce the customary Swedish midsummer dance... The Frog Dance!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on9PLzlY0Ww
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrome View Post
    I think it's high time to introduce the customary Swedish midsummer dance... The Frog Dance!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on9PLzlY0Ww
    That is kinder freaky. How did that many sane people find hyde park in sunshine?

    Marj, Fluffy can take care of any and all of your needs as long as you do what she's asks of you first. *grins*

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    *opens door a crack and peeks in*

    Is this place still standing? I would have thought it would have fallen all to pieces without us oldtimers.

    *Steps in and looks around*

    I got a message by blue bird express that there was a new ..... erm.....friend of FLuffy's that II have to meet?

    *Takes a GOOD look around*


    Who ARE all you people? Where's Bubba? Are the girls still in the basement and has anyone fed them lately? Who's the latest Mopboy? God I've been gone a long time!
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Goodevening Miss Lizcam. Welcome back.

    *point to where Marj is slinking off to the down stairs* He wants to meet Fluffy and all the bunnies down there.

    Chromie is providing the music and Cannon_Fodder dropped something off that I want NoNeed to explain what the hell he's been upto.
    Bubba went out back to grab something special and he must still be looking for it.

    Anyway, pull up a stool and and help yourself to what ever you fancy

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    Does my key to the lady's still work? I miss everyone. Is there anyone to play with laying about with nothing to do? Roger's asleep and I call out sick so I'm a bit bored.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    well I've got no idea what's happened to my toy Noneed but he's getting a new one ripped when I do find him. Yoou could always give fluffy a hand and Liz, what ever key you've got always works in here

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    Good thing. They made me work like a bitch for that thing! I'm heading down to the basement to see what's up. Can you get Bubba to set out my usual while I'm gone?
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    If he pokes his head back into the bar.

    Hope he does soon we're getting down to the last of the good stuff *walks around the bar* hmmmmm let me see....there is still some champayne stuff that got 5yrs of dust on it....*the sound of breaking glass* ahhh what have we here? *more glass breaking* peeks up it said to break in case of emergency *lifts up a strange glowing bottle* what to give it a go when you get back?

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    I've had that before. You really only want that in case of extremem emergency. It'll put you out in one sip and if you can get beyond that you NEVER remember why you needed it in the first place. I'll stick with the hard cidar. He keeps the good stuff over there behind that rack. I think the lever for the secret compartment is ....wait no *shotgun pops up from floor* I wondered how he managed to have that on hand all the time. Erm.......I think,....*click*....Yes! That's it! *pulls Rack forward*.....yup. Here you go. I'll take that small cask and you can help yourself to anything you want. If THIS doesn't get him running nothing will!


    Now lets see if this still works..................


    VIKEY!!!! BOOBIES!!!!!
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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