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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    *crys all over Marj*
    ...Can't believe Noneed has Freak status and is above me......
    *Carries on whaling on Marj shoulder*
    In don't mind being under you occasionally :-p

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    Hey, don't interrupt my comforting.....as few more mins and she is all mine.....muuuuuahhhahahahahah!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    Unfortunately it seems a lot of the old ways seem to have been forgotten. I guess that's progress. *sigh*
    We will Educate the Masses!!
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    No,no, no gotta get to work...Miss Liz has spoken. The bathroom's awaitin' Keep my seat warm, I'll be right back

    *whistles as she walks (toddles) on over to the Bathrooms*

    Hmmmm Ubie hasn't been in here today right? it is monday and I don't want to deal with squirrels.

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    Its Monday!!!!!! We all know what that means!!!!


    Uberdark releases a cluster of squirrels complete with copies of Octo-mom's newest porn!!!! Enjoy you degenerate scum.
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    UBIE! GET YOUR ARSE BACK IN HERE!!!!!

    You have work to do Mister! Go clean up the play room in the basement. I'll be in the Virgin's room ...... dusting....yah, dusting. *grabs a mag and heads to the basement*
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Ubie's in trouble.....Liz yelled.....first sign of meltdown.......
    *lines up on a squirrel* andddddd.....STRIKE....Its OUT OF HERE.....damn rodents....damn Ubie....

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    oh yum ....... thanks uber
    Squirrels in Cream Sauce

    ~ 2 squirrels, cleaned and cut into serving pieces
    ~ 1 medium onion -- finely chopped
    ~ 1/2 tsp leaf thyme
    ~ 1 - 4 oz can sliced mushrooms -- drained
    ~ 1 cup beef bouillon
    ~ 1 cup sour cream
    ~ 2 tbsp lemon juice
    ~ 3 tbsp flour
    ~ minced parsley

    Soak squirrel in salted water overnight in refrigerator.

    Remove squirrel pieces and rinse. Discard salted water.

    Place squirrel, onion, thyme and mushrooms in a crock pot. Pour in bouillon.

    Cover and cook on "low" for 8 to 10 hours.

    Remove squirrel to a warm platter.

    Combine sour cream, lemon juice and flour. Stir sour cream mixture into crock pot. Turn on high and cook until thickened.

    Spoon sauce over squirrel and sprinkle with parsley.

    Serve and Enjoy!
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    Nice to see you in the Bar, Miss Wiccan we've missed you

    Have you seen Bubba anywhere?

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    Ubie's not so bad when he's on his med's. (That reminds me, where is nurse Brunhilda?) Ubie and Undave made me the Butter Queen back in the day. There should be some sherpas and yaks around here some where (unless they all headed back home because I neglected them. Poor things.) It's Wicaanpony you have to watch out for.....well maybe not you but the guys do for sure.

    Where's Squiggy? And Undave? And Orkydave and all the other daves and sub-daves we have around here? AND WHERE THE HELL IS BUBBA!?! I think it's time to send out a search party.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Well, I think Bubba's in the back mixing up drinks, all I know is that I have a tray full of "Death of a Virgin" to deliver... who ordered it?!

    (By the by, Death of a Virgin is peach schnapps, vodka, lime juice and 7-up in an Irish coffee mug)
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    Happy Birthday, Miss Donna. How about a nice brandy? Napoleon?

    Now. Who the hell let those bunnies lose in Fluffy’s bed? All we need is a bunch of flaming bunnies.

    Men's room has a funny odour. Any idea of what poor soul is supposed to be cleaning that hell pit?

    AND WHO'S BEEN IN THE RESERVE STOCK?

    My shotgun's missing.

    My God, this place is worse than when I left.

    Miss Becca, you look good in clothes. Much better than that waitress outfit.
    Last edited by Bubba; 07-10-2012 at 11:51 AM.
    Vegan: an Apache word that translates to "hunts poorly"

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    Sorry 'bout the shotgun. Had it modded a bit. Now it shoots... er, other things. Still, very very effective. And the witch doctor said that the little buggers will fall off by themselves in a few weeks, just as long as the host doesn't feed them any souls. Or M&Ms. He said that was vitally important. No chocolate.

    Naturally, I asked him what would happen. He just sort of got a far off look on his face and wet himself.

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    BUBBA!!!! Give us a kiss! *Leaps in his arms across the bar and lays a big sloppy kiss on him* I missed you!

    Sorry about the reserve stock. Had no idea where you were and took one look at the place ans really really needed a GOOD stiff drink, You can punish me if you want.....please?

    Donna, Happy Birthday you perverted old wheelie witch! I hope you like what I got you. Sorry about the lemon cake but for some reason there seems to have been a run on anything lemon in the area and my baker didn't come through. I'll see what I can do over the next week. For now I have Duckie out picking up your entertainment squad. I THINK they are half naked men but I'm not really sure. He tends to get off track. You may end up with a baker's dozen of half naked women instead.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Sorry Bubba but Noneed has been living in the mens room, he lost his nut cuffs and hid in there so I wouldn't know.

    The bunnies were Marj fault, he let them out. He was looking for fluffy but couldn't see her.

    Oh I ordered the tray of 'Death of a Virgin'. Did you use the good stock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    You can punish me if you want.....please?
    What say ye, Patrons? Shall this lass be put back in her old mopgirl costume and be made to clean NoName's mess?

    *sets out bowls of peanuts*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    What say ye, Patrons? Shall this lass be put back in her old mopgirl costume and be made to clean NoName's mess?

    *sets out bowls of peanuts*
    You know that's not what I ment. I think I burned that thing actually. It got a bit.....manky. And Roger was a bit obsessed by it. Something about legs and boobs on show all at once.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    What say ye, Patrons? Shall this lass be put back in her old mopgirl costume and be made to clean NoName's mess?

    *sets out bowls of peanuts*
    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    You know that's not what I ment. I think I burned that thing actually. It got a bit.....manky. And Roger was a bit obsessed by it. Something about legs and boobs on show all at once.
    Well if the last costume got too manky (not going there) and so you have none now, make her go naked !!!!!!!!
    * Noneed will have to lern to behave himself if you want to punish him Miss Liz*

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    My old costume as drawn by ogersbane
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Egads, my boob radar has gotten rusty. But, I've lubricated it good and plenty! Back for duty now!


    Not saying I'm getting old, but the other day my wife offered me super sex.

    I said, "I'll have the soup."

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