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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    Someone entertain me for a couple of hours. Roger doesn't feel well so no MSN chat for us. I can't sleep without my chat!
    Would you care to listen to me droning on about risks of virtualization and attendant mitigation strategies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gohkm View Post
    Would you care to listen to me droning on about risks of virtualization and attendant mitigation strategies?
    Gads, that would put the whole place in a stupor.
    Vegan: an Apache word that translates to "hunts poorly"

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    I agree.

    Morning people. How is everyone today?
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    *sticks her head out of the restroom*

    I think something has disagreed with me.....

    *looks a bit green*

    sorry..........

    *sounds most horrible come from the direction of the rest rooms*

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    *sounds most horrible come from the direction of the rest rooms*
    Any sounds coming out of there are horrible so no one will notice. Just try not to spew on Tiddles. I just got him clean after his romp in the men's. I think he's in there sulking. He loves water, just not baths. I think he thinks the soap makes him smell girly or something.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    < runs in....drops a package on the bar and runs out quickly before Crystella can stop him...tires heard squealing seconds later and then something explodes...

    package is labelled:

    "To Liz,
    hope it's the right size. Hit the Green Button for Anti-gravity activation...enjoy. . . and keep it away from NoNeed"
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    Quote Originally Posted by cannon_fodder View Post
    < runs in....drops a package on the bar and runs out quickly before Crystella can stop him...tires heard squealing seconds later and then something explodes...

    package is labelled:

    "To Liz,
    hope it's the right size. Hit the Green Button for Anti-gravity activation...enjoy. . . and keep it away from NoNeed"
    Erm.......ok..........do I trust this?..........what the hell

    *hits button*

    Ok.........now what?
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Dont touch that....it looks like a multispacialdisconbulatormatrixdisintegratorpoliri sorgenerator......

    ZOINK!!!

    now look what you did! Glad i am not cleaning up that mess.....you will never get it off the wallpaper!
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    Wow, Liz got a double shiner... That anti-grav thing caused her boobs to smack her.

    You OK, Ms. Liz?

    Cannon Fodder, you might not want to do that again.... (lol)
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    @)*%)@#&)(@$&^)&)@

    Mr. Fodder, get your sorry arse in here and clean this crap up. Then meet me in the basement. Punishment is in order. And be warned, I'm GOOD at punishment.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    *pops out of the restroom*

    Thank god I'm feeling better now. Oh my what happened in here? what's with the squirrel wallpaper? What happened to Miss Liz's eye's?

    *steps around the blood puddles*

    Is this why I heard that shout for Mr.Fodder?

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    Damn I'm hungry. I just ate chinese.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    @)*%)@#&)(@$&^)&)@

    Mr. Fodder, get your sorry arse in here and clean this crap up. Then meet me in the basement. Punishment is in order. And be warned, I'm GOOD at punishment.
    Ooh, kinky . Looks like RBunting is going to be in for an interesting time. Remember, a lot of what you read in 50 Shades of Gray really shouldn't be practiced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gohkm View Post
    Ooh, kinky . Looks like RBunting is going to be in for an interesting time. Remember, a lot of what you read in 50 Shades of Gray really shouldn't be practiced.
    But the rest is highly entertaining.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Sooo Crystella, here i am for dishwashing duties....where do i st...!!?!

    He cranes his neck back to take in the teetering stack of glasses almost reaching the ceiling....

    Oooooookkkkk
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    Quote Originally Posted by marjedi View Post
    Sooo Crystella, here i am for dishwashing duties....where do i st...!!?!

    He cranes his neck back to take in the teetering stack of glasses almost reaching the ceiling....

    Oooooookkkkk
    Marjedi Darling, she's too easy on you. Go get started on the dishes while Crys and I have a bit of a chat. We'll be back to you in a bit.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    Marjedi Darling, she's too easy on you. Go get started on the dishes while Crys and I have a bit of a chat. We'll be back to you in a bit.
    Ok. Ok ok! Ill go buy a truckload of roses, warm up the massage oil and chil the champagne..
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    Quote Originally Posted by marjedi View Post
    Ok. Ok ok! Ill go buy a truckload of roses, warm up the massage oil and chil the champagne..
    That might work on her but I generally don't fall for that. Talk in a East midlands accent ....... that might get you somewhere. Just ask RogerB. Gets him EVERYWHERE!
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    That might work on her but I generally don't fall for that. Talk in a East midlands accent ....... that might get you somewhere. Just ask RogerB. Gets him EVERYWHERE!

    Ill get to studying then..

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/eastm...t_voices.shtml
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    Quote Originally Posted by gohkm View Post
    Ooh, kinky . Looks like RBunting is going to be in for an interesting time. Remember, a lot of what you read in 50 Shades of Gray really shouldn't be practiced.
    That's something to line fluffy's place with....pure $%^%&^*$&"£"! *bad taste in my mouth*

    Quote Originally Posted by marjedi View Post
    Ok. Ok ok! Ill go buy a truckload of roses, warm up the massage oil and chil the champagne..
    you could go rolling around on those roses, swop the massage oil for lube and the champagne....I can think of only one way to warm it up ^^ lots more fun for me, for you who knows?


    *ps miss Liz check out http://www.jasminejade.com/p-9646-ink-master.aspx now that's a good book*

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