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    ok, i have a DATE. not an open source code to her chest. lmao.
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    Pffft, that's insignificant compared to my pineapple, but you don't see me boasting!
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    you have a pineapple in place of your breasts? wow........ummm.....i dont think i have any response to that.
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    I think you'll find the correct response is "marry me"
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    You have mastered being creepy.
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    *thumbs up*
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    Good to see things are getting better all the time for you Ubie, Here's a drink on the house.

    Now Torn, if you really had a pineapple on your chest you'd be in The Circus but as stated earlier

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    So c'mon Mister Sky let's see....for the ladies of the bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    ....for the ladies of the bar
    Fairly certain if you're in this bar you do not qualify as a "lady".
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdofEntity View Post
    Fairly certain if you're in this bar you do not qualify as a "lady".
    Oh but I do qualify as a Lady, I'm a Lady of ill-repute. The one's you get warned about hun.
    (I think that's what its called, but don't quote me on it)

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    No comment...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Torn blue sky View Post
    No comment...
    Cop-out Mister.....

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    Cops?! Where?!...0.o Hide me...
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    I don't think any law enforcement is daft enough to enter the freakbar. At least not while on duty....
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    Quote Originally Posted by airhead View Post
    I second THAT!!

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    So I was totally going to find some horrible picture to post for you all, but my google-fu failed me and all I could find was hot chicks ><
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrystanGST View Post
    So I was totally going to find some horrible picture to post for you all, but my google-fu failed me and all I could find was hot chicks ><
    I find your google-fu lacking. View at your own peril.

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    idofentity: thats what i look like when im spent after a night in the freak bar.

    and btw: just got back from my date. we are going on a 2nd date. i hath decreed i like blondes with hugely awesome tattoos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    idofentity: thats what i look like when im spent after a night in the freak bar.

    and btw: just got back from my date. we are going on a 2nd date. i hath decreed i like blondes with hugely awesome tattoos.
    Does that mean she had a big "Canvas" for the tattoo artist to work with?
    Did you get a private gallery viewing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    idofentity: thats what i look like when im spent after a night in the freak bar.

    and btw: just got back from my date. we are going on a 2nd date. i hath decreed i like blondes with hugely awesome ta tas.

    Fixed that for you!
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    jester: we met at chili's. so im gonna say the proclivity of boob grabbing was at an all time low. although we did have a good time comparing red neck fathers.
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