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    Former...I am a home body now...I'm too old for base shenanigans.
    Brings back memories though...lmao!

    My fav hi-jink from personal memory:
    Myself and 7 accomplices picked up the CO's hybrid, and placed it on top of the Chow hall's loading dock across the street...if we'd have had youtube back then!

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    We rebuilt a landy in the ocifers mess once. There was so many accomplices no one could point a finger...Genius. We'd thought about doing it before a mess dinner, but there would be too many bodies about and the defication would very much hit the oscilation if we did, more than likely...Well, more than it did anyway. RSM was f*cking furious though lmao.
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    it only ever takes one guy with a brain to direct the brawn into hilarious escapades.
    I was fingered as ring-leader on many occasions. Never really got into "official" trouble, but I've dug many extraneous foxholes, and raked acres of sand to say the least.

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    The lovely thing about that escapade, is that it was the Artificer that got us in on it. there was about 25 of us all poised with bits and shits to run in when the coast was clear. Hannabal would have been proud, I tell thee!
    I always kept my nose clean, figuratively speaking. Soley because no one saw me blow it, if you catch my meaning ,sah!
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    yeah, I used meatheads for the grunt work...they have big ham-fingers that always pointed at me.
    I was lucky that most of the time my "betters" had a sense of humor, or couldn't prove anything concrete.

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    Oi! I was that grunt! lol!
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torn blue sky View Post
    Oi! I was that grunt! lol!
    Really?
    Well then, I have an idea.....listen to this......

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    Oh don't even! We do not need Mich getting into any trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fieldarchy View Post
    Oh don't even! We do not need Mich getting into any trouble.
    ONly if we get caught! (spoilsport XP)

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    Quote Originally Posted by fieldarchy View Post
    Oh don't even! We do not need Mich getting into any MORE trouble.
    Remind me to send Mich a Marriage Survival Guide........................shows the "S.A.S. Survival" books up, needs far more endurance.
    I believe in Karma, what you give, is what you get returned. Affirmation; Savage Garden
    Oh look my IQ results came in:-
    , and proud of it.

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    Ok, send Mich the Marriage Survival Guide. There I reminded you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonsreach View Post
    Remind me to send Mich a Marriage Survival Guide........................shows the "S.A.S. Survival" books up, needs far more endurance.
    I think I could use a copy as well.
    Nosus decipio - We Cheat

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    best marriage advice for a guy ever!!!!!!

    NOD YOUR HEAD UP AND DOWN .....................................AND DO THAT A LOT!!!!
    Brushlicking is the miniature painting equivalent of a rock'n'roll life-style!

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    YES DEAR!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JesterzUSMC View Post

    YES DEAR!
    Almost. It goes:

    Yes, Dear.
    I'm Sorry.
    You're right.

    These three can be used on several occasions, but not when she says "I'm fat." "I'm ugly." or "You don't love me anymore."

    And they cannot be combined: "I'm sorry you're right." will only get you in deeper.
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    and whenever she asks "how does this look on me?"

    DONT ANSWER.

    Its a trick question.

    if you say it looks bad, then she obviously is too fat.
    if you say it looks great, your obviously lying.

    do what i do, make a prenup

    be ready for this inevitable moment.

    have it state, in the event of said "how do i look in this" happening, the husband is allowed to walk away and not answer. if he is hounded and asked again, then wife forfeits one night of "cuddling" for husband to be able to go out drinking and gaming.

    works wonders.
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    Quote Originally Posted by airhead View Post
    Almost. It goes:

    Yes, Dear.
    I'm Sorry.
    You're right.
    they CAN be used in differing order, but be careful when deviating from the formula...

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    It's true, and don't even think of making a joke like "no dear the dress looks gorgeous, it's your fat that makes you look fat har," instant noodles and a saggy sofa get real old real quick.

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    My Christmas wish is to UNSEE this:

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    You guys make it seem like all women are harpies. In my last marraige it was the exact opposite. I was the one saying all those things and he DID tell me I looked fat. On a daily basis. Man was I cheated.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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