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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    ahhh...Found them

    http://www.bulletproofcupid.co.uk/pa...lossom636.html

    *slips them on* That's better, who's next?
    what every girl needs chic shoes and a deadly "Weapon" in one go
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    TBS, Yes. Or Donuts depending on what part of the country your from. Driving in crazey circles in a wheel transport of some kind.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    I seee, I thought "Doughnuts" was a pet name for one of your man servants!
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torn blue sky View Post
    I seee, I thought "Doughnuts" was a pet name for one of your man servants!
    Wouldn't put it past 'em, in fact, you may have just inspired them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    You're telling me what to do?
    Mistress Wiccanpony......
    Noneedforaname is forgetting he's a sub....

    oh? is "someone" a very very bad boy ....this calls for the ball gag and using the hair brush until his hinny is a blushing rose pink ........
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JesterzUSMC View Post
    Wouldn't put it past 'em, in fact, you may have just inspired them!
    why yesssssssssssss it has ......... krispy kreme cockrings
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiccanpony View Post
    why yesssssssssssss it has ......... krispy kreme cockrings
    Seriously! W-T-F! T-M-I! Thanks for the holiday ruining visual!

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    Merry xmas Jesterz lmao!
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiccanpony View Post
    why yesssssssssssss it has ......... krispy kreme cockrings
    and doughnut hole beads?

    Oh, I just made myself sad.
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    I now kmow how I'm going to torture Roger the next time he's here. But not with Krispy Kreme. Too sweet. Dunkin Donuts are better.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    You're going to eat them all yourself and make him watch? =P
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    That would be XXX-mas.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiccanpony View Post
    oh? is "someone" a very very bad boy ....this calls for the ball gag and using the hair brush until his hinny is a blushing rose pink ........
    Your gonna need a bigger brush ;-p

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiccanpony View Post
    why yesssssssssssss it has ......... krispy kreme cockrings
    Just remember to let the donuts cool first. Or is the creme to act as an unbuilt salve of some kind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    Just remember to let the donuts cool first. Or is the creme to act as an unbuilt salve of some kind?
    quiet Sub. lay down ....... opens box ...hey! the krispy kremes are gone ........ wait do I see crumbs on your lips o.O %^&^
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Do you think I would be wasting my time on a forum if I could get my mouth down there lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    I now kmow how I'm going to torture Roger the next time he's here. But not with Krispy Kreme. Too sweet. Dunkin Donuts are better.
    Agreed! Krispy Kreme is just too much. I couldn't believe they glaze every donut before doing whatever their going to do to it--drop it in sugar, frost it, fill it, etc. Dunkin is WAY better. I am looking forward to getting some when I go home for Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fieldarchy View Post
    ....I am looking forward to getting some when I go home for Christmas.
    Mich is too...LMAO!

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    Poor basturd...

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