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    There has yet to be any form of bondage devised that can hold me! Lol

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    Bondage alone...no, but with the gals here...you'd have enough to occupy you to keep you from escaping....

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    I'm sure I can come up with a use or two for them ;-p

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    Okay since you are asking for it, into the stocks with you.
    *reaches down behind the bar* this little one will get you warmed up for Mistress Wiccapony
    *walks over with her leather riding crop*
    Ready?

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    Hell Yeah!

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    tut tut tut ....too excited
    *goes back and finds her heart spanker out*
    this should get you under control

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    Yes please! I need a good woman to take me firmly in hand LMAO!

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    *walks in and takes a deep breath*

    Ah it's good to see the bar back in full swing.

    *cough*

    The air is just as I remember it! Who's on the rack today? Anyone interesting? And can I get a drink please?

    Hey Bubba, you've been quiet lately. How's life?
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    I know I've said it before, but I'll probably say it again...I have SO missed this place...LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    *walks in and takes a deep breath*

    Who's on the rack today? Anyone interesting? And can I get a drink please?
    Its Noneedforaname on the rack *whack* and he's having fun *whack*

    And what would you like? I'll get it in a moment or help yourself hun

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    It looks like you have your hands full there and Bubba will kill you if he finds you anywhere near the good stuff. I'll wait. I'm kind of waiting to see if Bubba is still alive and kicking anyway.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    He could've starved between bar incarnations....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Bunting View Post
    Killer will sort noneed out.
    Good my arm is starting to hurt *whack*

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    you know how "hard" it is to get the lube out of killers fur o.O
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    well its easier than other stuff to get out of fur/hair ^^

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    Not to even mention braided hair! Ech!

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    ewww for sure. but why would you let your braid get into all that crap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiccanpony View Post
    you know how "hard" it is to get the lube out of killers fur o.O
    Yea, it is a bit messy, but it makes a great substitute for Bril Cream. A man's got to keep his duck tail.


    Oh, I see the good stuff is another year older. Even better.
    That thead on sippin whiskeys got me thirsty.


    Mr. Vike, sorry about your house. Real tragic. All that ruckus woke me up. And I was real comfortable on that vent grate.

    Anyone seen my scatterguns? Someone's been trying to get into the cabinet where I keep my personals.
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    its monday....and instead of furry woodland creature....ive decided to get in with the holiday spirit and release butter elves.

    attack my buttery elvish toy makers!!!!!!!!
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