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    And here I was wondering what to do with all this Toast...YAY!
    Butter with Elf Preserves! YUM!!

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    Don't eat too many elf's all those candy canes they consume make them dangerously high in calories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    its monday....and instead of furry woodland creature....ive decided to get in with the holiday spirit and release butter elves.

    attack my buttery elvish toy makers!!!!!!!!
    Slippery little suckers ain't they?
    *sniggers*

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    Depends which bit you try to get hold of

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    Any bit to stop them from running around me to get to the good stuff behind the bar.

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    There shoes are notoriously grippy, it's required by elf'n safety! sorry no more elf jokes I promise, at least only short ones lol

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    well I'm going to put double sided tape around the bar so they will stop using it as a slide....only the beers can slide down the bar as far as I know.

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    Well I slide down very easily ;-p just need the lil bastards to stop using the bidet as a jacuzzi

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    Does Fluffy have a taste for buttery Elves? Let's find out...

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    I AM THE BUTTER GODDESS!!!! LEAVE MY ELVES ALONE!

    Ok, you can all have one but please don't eat bruno. He's my best elf and I've been saving him for Christmas.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    Ok, you can all have one but please don't eat bruno. He's my best elf and I've been saving him for Christmas.
    Dollar says you nibble his ears first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PegaZus View Post
    Dollar says you nibble his ears first.
    Liz.....nibble....LMAO!

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    WARNING brunos contain nuts and small parts may present a choking hazard to children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    WARNING brunos contain nuts and small parts may present a choking hazard to children.
    That's what got me laughing!

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    Yes I nibble.....many things. Bruno contains nuts but nothing about him is small except his height. He's the biggest, best butter elf in the business. And he's ALL MINE!
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    God, I love this bar!

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    So bruno's a tripod?

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    If anyone spots a female elf needing de-buttering send her my way, I've got the Tongue for the job ;-p

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    If anyone spots a female elf needing de-buttering send her my way, I've got the Tongue for the job ;-p
    BUTT(er) LICKER!!

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    I try to hold back the females so I can use the to keep stock high. But this time of year I have to watch them like a hawk. Breeding season you know. They're slippery little escape artists.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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