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    Hey someones gotta get them cleaned up before I put them to work

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    I try to hold back the females so I can use the to keep stock high. But this time of year I have to watch them like a hawk. Breeding season you know. They're slippery little escape artists.
    Well I'm happy to volunteer being put out to stud in the female elf paddock

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    well i think i might just be the quasi proud owner of a "wet nurse" 5 hours till it ends. i am soooo holdin onto it for 3 months, then selling it. lol.
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    You always did like boobs, Ubie.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Don't we all?

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    Well I don't mind them but there are other bits I like better.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Such as? *prepares tape recorder*

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    noneed: there is something i like more than boobs.

    1. more boobs
    2. bigger boobs.
    3. even bigger boobs

    all of this boob talk should bring vikey......right.....about .........NOW!!
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    Ask Roger. He'll tell you
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    You see I have trouble deciding big boobs great for motorboating and other *ahem* practices Whereas small ones are future proofed

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    look noneed: my ex girlfriend was 37 and had 36 FF. and can i just say...... no saggage....evar!!! john was ridin that boat for months. and was in speedboat heaven.
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    But Ubie, they only stay that way with medical help. Trust me. DD. Since I was 15. I've watched them get lazier and lazier over the years. Breast feeding really took it's toll. Someday maybe I'll be able to put them back where they belong but for now? Ah well. Those were the years.
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    BTW, We've made the top 10 in Google. Google butter elves and see for yourself.
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    Googled it just now, #2 link.

    With the first being some site called buttered elves or something I believe they deserve their place.

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    Hooray were vaguely infamous!

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    Big boobs are a probelm of they own making

    As for breast feeding I know never to do that

    ps any woman who makes her's bigger for a man >.< Don't do it
    Last edited by crystella333; 12-14-2010 at 05:42 PM. Reason: forgot something

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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    well i think i might just be the quasi proud owner of a "wet nurse" 5 hours till it ends. i am soooo holdin onto it for 3 months, then selling it. lol.
    $77 at current right? your ebay score is only 158?
    Last edited by JesterzUSMC; 12-14-2010 at 06:21 PM.

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    I'm surprised no ones asked why Liz was googling Buttered Elves...
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    And yet you don't either.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    It was a rhetorical prompt =P
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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