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    Well just like gym class if you don't have the right kit your gonna have to do it in your underwear

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    I did kinda click that link as well... Oh, well. Off to google something entirely unrelated...

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    Omg, I've been laughing for 5 minutes!
    It started with TBS clicking his own fake link (which I checked after someone posted it was broke) and just kept getting funnier.

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    We serve to make you guys and girls happy for walking throught the doors and into the freakbar

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    I was so cunning even I fell for it...
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Alright...enough of that!
    So...how about that sport's team of local interest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torn blue sky View Post
    So was I tbh, I forgot I posted it and tried to click it myself =(
    Lol epicly smooth.

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    Bleugh.....bleugh.....BLLLLEUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH........thump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    OK, you're a mop boy.
    The suit may not fit quite right.
    Dammit. My thoughtless babble gets me again. Do I at least get to use my old mop girl costume?

    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JesterzUSMC View Post
    Alright...enough of that!
    So...how about that sport's team of local interest?
    What, them super-stars-didja-see-that-play/lazy-good-fer-nuttins? Why, I'm sure they'll make/fall-from-runnin' to da playoffs dis year.

    How about dat coach/quarterback/forward/striker/nerf-herder? Isn't he/she/it/them/wuzza a piece of work/class-act-all-the-way/shinning/whiskey-dreg/fullatalapisaa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PegaZus View Post
    What, them super-stars-didja-see-that-play/lazy-good-fer-nuttins? Why, I'm sure they'll make/fall-from-runnin' to da playoffs dis year.

    How about dat coach/quarterback/forward/striker/nerf-herder? Isn't he/she/it/them/wuzza a piece of work/class-act-all-the-way/shinning/whiskey-dreg/fullatalapisaa?
    Yeah, I totally agree. Let's get Hinton in here to do a mini review while stripping or something... that'll leave the girls occupied for a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommie Soule View Post
    Bleugh.....bleugh.....BLLLLEUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH........thump.
    sounds like someone has had too much fun ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrome View Post
    Yeah, I totally agree. Let's get Hinton in here to do a mini review while stripping or something... that'll leave the girls occupied for a while
    Who's Hinton? never heard of him.....need to see a picture to see if he's any good

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    He Mr. Boombastic they say he fantastic touch him in him back, she says he Mr RoooOOO...mantic!
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    ....and the clouds are gathering over the mop boy formly known as TBS.....hehe

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    F**k that, get your lighters out, I'm singing a moving ballad here!
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit

    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit off the floor!!

    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

    Cherry Mistmas

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    strangely enough I can understand that recipe......anyone?

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    Hey, a bar! Can I come in?? Been a while since I've been around here.

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