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    YAY! BOOBIES! oh yeah and YAY! LIZ!
    YAY LIZZIE'S BOOBIES!!

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    It's been a long time since my boobies were cheered in public. Thanks!
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrome View Post
    Well, you're a guy... If the girl have ta tas we're pleased. I'm pretty sure her's are awesome just like the absolute majority of them are.
    Oh lord! Talking about my ta tas

    Well Mich has said I am perfectly formed. As long as he thinks so then that's all that matters. He has to live with me for the rest of our lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassar View Post
    i whole heartedly concur, however more than a handful could be deemed wasteful
    http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/We_Can_Agree.htm
    haha! Then I'm juuuuust fine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fieldarchy View Post
    He has to live with me for the rest of our lives.
    Which if you wish that to be a set of long lives I'd suggest buying him a helmet and some great health insurance. From his stories I'd say he needs Kevlar vest and some protective goggles as well.
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    We are moving to Canada for the national health care And job opportunities. Don't worry, he'll be covered. Though he has settled down quite a bit since we got together. Not as many shenanigans going on. Though I'm sure that'll change if we have little boys. He's likely to turn back into one himself . . . well more so than he is now.

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    Did you hear about that baker with the brown smelly hands? He was kneading a poo

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    It's been a long time since my boobies were cheered in public. Thanks!
    Long ago before I lost about 90 pounds I had a good set of 'man boobs' going on. Welll one day my neices, who were about 11 or so at the time, were laughing and giving me a hard time about my weight. I turned and calmly informed them that my num-nums were bigger than their's..................smiles quickly drooped as the truth dawned on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shawn R. L. View Post
    Long ago before I lost about 90 pounds I had a good set of 'man boobs' going on. Welll one day my neices, who were about 11 or so at the time, were laughing and giving me a hard time about my weight. I turned and calmly informed them that my num-nums were bigger than their's..................smiles quickly drooped as the truth dawned on them.
    Now that was cruel.
    Bloody funny, but cruel.
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    ........... where's Hinton .. did tranny aliens kidnap him .... call home
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    I didn't do it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    I didn't do it!
    Bet you had a hand in it or at least a foot....

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    Bet you had a hand in it or at least a foot....
    Or some other extremity....
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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    Bet you had a hand in it or at least a foot....
    No pics? Didn't happen...LOL

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    I'm flattered people think it's a foot ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    i'm flattered people think it's a foot ...
    ...from the floor!!

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    Would have taken a picture but it said 'no flash photography, you'll scare the locals'

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    Hmm -

    Something is missing around here. But me and Clyde aint quite sure what it is.
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    Peter Bishop: [in the background] Right, 'cause after six hours, that's when they're really dead.

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    oh ok steel.

    here ya go.

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