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    *Adds vodka, kahlua, baileys and creamer to the milk* that's better

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    Feeling really laid back now -.-

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    And you got it all
    No pie for me, thanks...and I'm not partial to "whipped" of any sort...

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    O.O

    But....but....the pleasure..is too...addictive

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    And I like Vanilla Ice cream plain...I know, no sense of adventure....

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    Here's it's St Patty's day. Spent all night greening up the place, And no one's shown up?

    BUBBA!
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    Hun I'm all dressed up in green and handing out special green cookies from my secret hiding place

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    Way to capitalize on that yeast infection...LMAO!

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    Bubba ............ a green apple martini, if you please


    I'm wearing of the green but I'm uneasy about the green stuff leaking from under the men's room door, when was the last time it was cleaned?
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Better get the mopboy/person/thing....lol...NOT ME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JesterzUSMC View Post
    Better get the mopboy/person/thing....lol...NOT ME!
    not even with this flamethrower? ;p
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiccanpony View Post
    not even with this flamethrower? ;p
    I repeat.....

    Quote Originally Posted by JesterzUSMC View Post
    NOT ME!

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    FLAMETHROWER! Gimmee gimmee gimmee.....................*ad nauseam*

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    Flamethrowers.... how crude.


    *stuffs C4 around the door frame*

    Just like green stuff, ya know.
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    Unless you know someone who is going to re-outfit the bar afterwards, I wouldn't hit that button

    We'll send in the mop boyz, Noneed has volunteered (no choice really) and if they come out green tooo then we just need new toilets and keep that as the Irish room (you never know what's going to happen in THAT room)

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    i think we need a singles bar of women only for me. getting tired of being single. help me out here bubba.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    i think we need a singles bar of women only for me. getting tired of being single. help me out here bubba.
    OMG! overload.....too many...can't....

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    jester: :P bite me. i need a woman. thats all. lol
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    I think there might be a single woman or two around here somewhere. I'll have one of the virgins draw up a list for you. But there are some in the bunch that might be too much for you to handle, Ubie. Watch yourself.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    jester: :P bite me. i need a woman. thats all. lol
    Yeah, been there.
    But to get one for the long term, I suggest finding one for right now to let off the pent up :ahem: "Pressures"...LOL.

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