Tales from the Freakbar (# god only knows)....... - Page 69
Page 69 of 74 FirstFirst ... 19596768697071 ... LastLast
Results 1,361 to 1,380 of 1470

Thread: Tales from the Freakbar (# god only knows).......

  1. #1361

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    That's something to line fluffy's place with....pure $%^%&^*$&"£"! *bad taste in my mouth*



    you could go rolling around on those roses, swop the massage oil for lube and the champagne....I can think of only one way to warm it up ^^ lots more fun for me, for you who knows?


    *ps miss Liz check out http://www.jasminejade.com/p-9646-ink-master.aspx now that's a good book*
    Ouch is all i can say!
    The odds of succesfully finishing this miniature is 3720:1





  2. #1362
    Brushlicker crystella333's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    On my way to new pastures
    Posts
    1,652
    Rep Power
    16

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by marjedi View Post
    Ouch is all i can say!
    hmmm need to work on the say the right kind of answer. Bubba can keep an eye on the champagne while we get to work on the right answers.

    Miss Liz is there any outfits that will fit Marj? He need to spend some time in the green room with me.

  3. #1363

    Default

    No need, I can bring my own. My gf keeps her closet well stocked, just name your poison.

    Uniforms, outfits, latex, leather you name it, she has it. Somewhere behind the 400ish pairs of heels and 200ish boots.
    Last edited by marjedi; 07-21-2012 at 06:50 AM.
    The odds of succesfully finishing this miniature is 3720:1





  4. #1364
    Brushlicker crystella333's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    On my way to new pastures
    Posts
    1,652
    Rep Power
    16

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by marjedi View Post
    No need, I can bring my own. My gf keeps her closet well stocked, just name your poison.
    I think he needs something in his mouth as he keeps think he can pick things.....tut tut tut.....*goes over to her special box* hmmm I still have some on Noneed's training gear in here, he learnt to take care of it in the end......*searches her box*....aha found it *chucks over the mopboy uniform with 'easy access'* that should fit if it does you'll have to go without now get in that green room.

  5. #1365

    Default

    Yes Mam! Thank you Mam! Need my to carry that Mam?
    The odds of succesfully finishing this miniature is 3720:1





  6. #1366
    Brushlicker crystella333's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    On my way to new pastures
    Posts
    1,652
    Rep Power
    16

    Default

    mam? mam?!?
    Its Mistress to you or else your arse will start getting its own set of stripes to wear.

  7. #1367

    Default

    Mistress.....uhhhh kinky!
    The odds of succesfully finishing this miniature is 3720:1





  8. #1368
    Brushlicker crystella333's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    On my way to new pastures
    Posts
    1,652
    Rep Power
    16

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by marjedi View Post
    Mistress.....uhhhh kinky!
    You've never seen inside the green room? have you?

  9. #1369

    Default

    All I can say is that I have adapted to it all, clamps, car batteries, needle, candles etc. You name it , I have tried it.
    The odds of succesfully finishing this miniature is 3720:1





  10. #1370
    Brushlicker crystella333's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    On my way to new pastures
    Posts
    1,652
    Rep Power
    16

    Default

    My my either way I'm going to have alot of fun with you. Your arse is going to be a pretty pink before I'm finished with it. Don't worry tho, I'll not make you bleed that's no fun.

    Now I may be sometime but I'm sure the bar will be okay with you Miss liz

  11. #1371

    Default

    Wuhu! Just no TLC, I can't stand that.
    The odds of succesfully finishing this miniature is 3720:1





  12. #1372
    Superfreak!!! lizcam's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Moved to the land of Oz in March of 2014. Interesting place, Kansas.
    Posts
    5,549
    Blog Entries
    29
    Rep Power
    20

    Default

    Looks to me like you have things well in hand Crys. I'll leave you to it. Just make sure you leave enough of him to finish the dishes. Looks to me like there are old plates in there from a couple of years ago.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

  13. #1373
    Brushlicker crystella333's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    On my way to new pastures
    Posts
    1,652
    Rep Power
    16

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by marjedi View Post
    Wuhu! Just no TLC, I can't stand that.
    I'll make sure its Tender and Loving the use of my special 'Cream' *giggle*

    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    Looks to me like you have things well in hand Crys. I'll leave you to it. Just make sure you leave enough of him to finish the dishes. Looks to me like there are old plates in there from a couple of years ago.
    I'll be done in a few hour's. Marj will sleep it off and be ready to do them tomorrow

  14. #1374
    Official Freak Bar Witch wiccanpony's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    San Diego land of Bitchy Witches
    Posts
    5,870
    Rep Power
    24

    Default

    remember a "safeword" is your friend
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

  15. #1375
    Superfreak!!! lizcam's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Moved to the land of Oz in March of 2014. Interesting place, Kansas.
    Posts
    5,549
    Blog Entries
    29
    Rep Power
    20

    Default

    I'm bored Donna. Wanna go do girlie things? I'll paint your toenails green for you!
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

  16. #1376
    Brushlicker crystella333's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    On my way to new pastures
    Posts
    1,652
    Rep Power
    16

    Default

    *strolls out of the green room*

    And stay in that damn sling! It will help with the stinging

    Bubba hit me with that champagne. Doing your nails Miss Liz? got the best color here *Passionate Purple Pizzazz* very eye catching

  17. #1377

    Default

    <- walks in bar in a trench coat

    **Sigh**

    Stupid fodder reporting for punishment Ms. Liz....

    (Trenchcoat drops away to reveal a cod piece made from 4 inches of bubblewrap and nothing else...)
    If you can name your paint colors blindfolded....you might be a brushlicker

  18. #1378

    Default

    *averts eyes*

    Barkeep, something cheap. On the yo-yo again.

  19. #1379
    Brushlicker crystella333's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    On my way to new pastures
    Posts
    1,652
    Rep Power
    16

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by cannon_fodder View Post
    <- walks in bar in a trench coat

    **Sigh**

    Stupid fodder reporting for punishment Ms. Liz....

    (Trenchcoat drops away to reveal a cod piece made from 4 inches of bubblewrap and nothing else...)
    Look at what the cat dragged in for you Miss Liz.....Nice cod piece..sniggers.......

  20. #1380
    Superfreak!!! lizcam's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Moved to the land of Oz in March of 2014. Interesting place, Kansas.
    Posts
    5,549
    Blog Entries
    29
    Rep Power
    20

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    Look at what the cat dragged in for you Miss Liz.....Nice cod piece..sniggers.......
    Wish I had time this week to handle this one myself but I'm on 14 hours days again. Anyone care to take over for me?
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Privacy Policy  |   Terms and Conditions  |   Contact Us  |   The Legion


Copyright © 2001-2018 CMON Inc.

-->