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    hrmmmm. sorry guys....blame it on me. i heard that winona ryder's lookin to get hitched. and well.........ummm.....i just couldnt contain myself. so i painted a huge picture of winona on black velvet. i gave her a boob made of yak dung. (lets see if anyone else gets that dung comment)
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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    i painted a huge picture of winona on black velvet. i gave her a boob made of yak dung. (lets see if anyone else gets that dung comment)
    Put a meat dress over that nudity, it's obscene.

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    Winona is not obscene!!!! She is bootiful!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommie Soule View Post
    What's that smell, and why is the floor sticky? ! it's on me!
    Looks like we have a new mop boy to get broken in by Mistress Wiccanpony.....

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    Hello all. Sorry I've been absent. Working hard. What's new around here and why is Tommie over in the corner slapping at himself like something's crawling on him?
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    That would be the invisible flying monkeys, I covered him in banana goo

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    today is " Squirrel Appreciation Day" ..... so all drinks are on Uber's tab, and bonus! sign up for free tours of the "Basement" ( note- you must be over 18 to enter ....... so for you kiddlets, dragon rides on Fluffy out in the Bar parking lot)
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Awesome! Can I bring my own rodent?
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    LOL!
    Ah dear me.
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrome View Post
    Awesome! Can I bring my own rodent?
    only if you take it everywhere with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    only if you take it everywhere with you
    Of course! Oh, and she has come of age so I'll just pick up her tab when she's done ok?
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    its monday, and since i didnt win the lottery i think im gonna release monarch butterflies instead. yeah that should cause mass confusion. all 5 of em!
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    Only 5? you're slacking

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    crystella: its monday, no lottery win, and im at work. be glad its not underage justin bieber fans!!
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    All is fans should be rounded up and made to listen to 'proper' mucis not that shite he calls music

    damn it I feel all dirty talking about justin bieber, I'm going in the back to shower and change. Uber's in charge for 2 mins

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    and that would be your downfall...making me in charge....

    i repaint the entire room in whore red and start playing ymca.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    i repaint the entire room in whore red ...
    Is that a new GW color, or something from Reaper? Maybe an Applebarrel craft paint?

    Oh Ethel, that's a lovely shade of whore red you've got there!
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    peg: nah whore red is the color of their shame. lol
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    I thought it was the colour of there tanned arses lol

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    I'm back *looks around* I'm sure I didn't go back into the dungeon. You didn't change the door signs around Ubie?

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