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    Quote Originally Posted by JesterzUSMC View Post
    Don't make her wait dude...she gets her leather panties in a bunch...it'll only be worse for you.
    Keep me waiting any more Noneed and you won't be going anywhere for a long while

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    vikey ! front-and-center ........ care to share with the class "why" you changed your avatar???????????????? O.O
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    Keep me waiting any more Noneed and you won't be going anywhere for a long while
    Was that long enough to keep you waiting? I do love a drunken bank holiday weekend, though where I got the Easter bunny outfit with the crotch cut out I'll never know :-p

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    I suspect it had a crotch on it before these shinnanigans...
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    Was that long enough to keep you waiting? I do love a drunken bank holiday weekend, though where I got the Easter bunny outfit with the crotch cut out I'll never know :-p
    *grabs hold of Noneeds 'bunny' ears*

    Come along, time to put that crotch-less bunny to work.....for my pleasure

    *cackles evily as the door shuts on the Red Room*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Torn blue sky View Post
    I suspect it had a crotch on it before these shinnanigans...
    Someone's anglin' for a pistol-whippin'...

    (if you don't get it, you must not have seen Super Troopers)
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    @crystella if your grabbing my ears I guess you want me to wear you like a feedbag lol

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    Noneed if I wanted you to do that you'd be dress in a pony-boy's harness and not a bunny costume...

    *pulls out the special 'items' from her bag*

    Now hold still or this will hurt

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    If it doesn't hurt it doesn't count *starts wriggling*

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    So, you are going to make this more fun for me

    Time to plug both ends up then, I don't want to disturb the rest of the bar patron's

    *puts the ball gag in place and moves around to sort out the 'other end'*

    Got a nice new little 'flogger' to try out on you....Ready.....ofc you are *evil smile*

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    *thumbs up*

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    don't forget the cart and harness
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    The harness is in place
    Have we got enough room in the bar to do tours of it, with Noneed pulling the cart around, Wiccanpony?

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    Only if you move all the passed out regulars off of the floor. Or just run them over....
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    a nice ride outside so folks can look at that mighty fine pony you've trained sounds like fun


    oh pop this in the cd player too



    I was tired of my man
    We'd been together too long
    Like a worn-out recording
    Of a favorite song
    So while he lay there sleepin
    I read FetLife in bed
    And on that social network
    There was this letter I read:

    If you like Pina Coladas
    And getting spanked with a cane
    If you like ball gags and e-stim
    and a little bit of pain
    Then I'm the love that you've looked for
    come to me for a sprain.

    I didn't think about my man
    I know that sounds kinda mean
    But me and my old man
    Had fallen into the same old dull routine
    So I registered with FetLife
    Made a whole kinky profile
    And though I'm nobody's poet
    I thought it wasn't bad at all:

    Yes I like Pina Coladas,
    and getting spanked with a cane.
    I'm not much into ball gags,
    but I do like some pain.
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow night
    and cover you in duct tape,
    At a bar called the Eagle,
    where you'll dream of escape.

    So I waited with strong ropes
    And he walked in the place
    I tied him up in an instant
    And put the hood on his face
    It was my own lovely man
    And he said, "mmph, bohhr, mmn!"
    Then we laughed for a moment
    And I said, I never knew

    That you liked pina coladas,
    And the sweet feel of pain,
    The crack of the bullwhip,
    And the rattle of chains.
    If you like making love at midnight
    In latex and a cape,
    You're the man I've looked for,
    Cum with me and escape.
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Oh yeah

    Let me just..... *bends over and goes looking in her bag of goodies *.....here it is
    *pulls out the show harness complete with bells*

    lets get you shown off Noneed..

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    Now how should I maket this tape of the Red Room proceedings?

    "How train your pet"
    "NoNeed for a whoopin' "

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    "ginger your pony"


    horse show peeps will know what I'm talking about
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    That's so fucked up!
    No using secret languages....

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    Not sure it's so much a secret language as a euphamism....
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