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    I really want to know what some designers are thinking . . . I am doing my dress shopping today but I have been looking online for ideas. And some of these came up . . . really want to know who would buy these (as wedding gowns)!






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    You're looking at dresses made in Texas, aren't you?

    They're like the Ford Pinto. Even the Pinto had a few die-hard fans. Much like American Flag dresses.
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    no actually these are mail order dresses. I am actually in VA and going to David's Bridal.

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    ok if you HAD to choose one of the above, which would it be?
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/freak-in-a-cage/freakinacage-1.jpg

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    oh god! I don't know . . . they are all ugly! And so ridiculous. I mean if I were going to a ball at the White House on the 4th of July I'd pick the full length red white and blue gown but who would wear that for their wedding?! I mean really!

    I'd probably choose the white one and get tons of alterations done to it.

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    Now, now. These all have decent explanations!

    The first dress, obviously the soon-to-be wife of a barber.

    The second one's fiance is obviously a Lord of the Rings elf fan. Throw in some pointy ears and greenery and she's there.

    The third is obviously going to be Mrs. Rogers, or Mrs. Barnes.
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    First one looks to be made of Nylon sailcloth.
    number 2, is that a Hardanger table cloth for the train? I kinda like the look on this one, it has a Southern Belle feel to it.
    number 3, Ahhmmm. Is she going to start spinning batons after the ceremony?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mud duck View Post
    number 3, Ahhmmm. Is she going to start spinning batons after the ceremony?
    Sparklers and singing "America the Beautiful" I'm sure. The handbag is what makes it "elegant" however. I don't get it. Is the woman supposed to be declaring her love for her husband in that dress, or her love for America? Who comes first in that relationship?
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    The first one needs pom-pom's.

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    i think #2 could be ok with the arms removed and also the outer frilly/puffy layer
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/freak-in-a-cage/freakinacage-1.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakinacage View Post
    i think #2 could be ok with the arms removed and also the outer frilly/puffy layer



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    I'm one of those scary people... I found the second dress completely awesome... *ducks*
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    what dress size are ya, skinney birds the slinkey full lenght figure hugger, all tits n ass then something that will highlight it but with a bit of lenght so you dont look stout, the larger lady then something like number 2 low cut to make the best of the fun bags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrome View Post
    I'm one of those scary people... I found the second dress completely awesome... *ducks*
    I also like the second one but since I'm already married...'sigh'.....I've already had the chance to wear my dream dress

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassar View Post
    what dress size are ya, skinney birds the slinkey full lenght figure hugger, all tits n ass then something that will highlight it but with a bit of lenght so you dont look stout, the larger lady then something like number 2 low cut to make the best of the fun bags.
    Me? Well after losing 25lbs I'm a size 8/10 and I'm 5'2". So not skinny tall lanky type like the rest of my family. Instead I'm solid Sicilian stock.

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    still going to have to go with the slinky because of yer height nice six inch heel show off a lovely bit of calve also makes the bum look tight and pert. my advice is definately optional tho lol.


    p.s I HOPE TO SEE A PHOTO OF YOU AND TBS POSTED IN ALL YOUR WEDDED GLORY COME THE DAY!


    P.P.S dont let him talk you into the starwars theme wedding, klingon's far nicer (plus ya dont know what an at at is apparently) lol
    Last edited by cassar; 12-27-2010 at 05:06 PM.
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    I am also ducking for cover.... but I kinda like the first one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrome View Post
    I'm one of those scary people... I found the second dress completely awesome... *ducks*
    yeah but it wouldn't suit you. although your hair would look glorious cascading down over the back...
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/freak-in-a-cage/freakinacage-1.jpg

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    The expression on the first model is great; sort of an "I-can't-believe-I'm-wearing-this-thing" look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassar View Post
    still going to have to go with the slinky because of yer height nice six inch heel show off a lovely bit of calve also makes the bum look tight and pert. my advice is definately optional tho lol.


    p.s I HOPE TO SEE A PHOTO OF YOU AND TBS POSTED IN ALL YOUR WEDDED GLORY COME THE DAY!


    P.P.S dont let him talk you into the starwars theme wedding, klingon's far nicer (plus ya dont know what an at at is apparently) lol

    Oh don't worry we'll have the link to the album posted on here for all you to see. TBS shall be in a skirt as well I picked out and ordered my dress tonight. It is beautiful. I can't share it publicly though since TBS doesn't want to see it. But anyone who is curious can email me or just wait until the end of May 2011.

    Oh and no Star Wars theme. We are doing a traditional wedding with a Celtic flair!

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