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    Just realised ive got odd socks on

    what a numpty
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    i only have two types of sock. i pick up three, i have a pair
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    Regular lengthblack socks for my slacks, white ankle socks for my running shoes. Can't screw it up.

    At least it's friday, right?
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    I always wear comfy walking socks, have them in varied dark colours like-what the hell is this thread about?

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    Well, some might say I subconsciously put odd socks on just to tell the World
    "we reach for the stars, forever looking to the heavens, our minds filled with wonder and the glory of the cosmic all; stretching the boundries of human knowledge and securing the solar system for the Human Species out there beyond the final frontier so one day our decendants will be as gods!
    You hold our hands so we don't blunder into things........and do the photo shop.
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    . Andyg


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    Quote Originally Posted by 10 ball View Post
    Well, some might say I subconsciously put odd socks on just to tell the World
    Riveting tale, chap.

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    Maybe they're only odd socks if you go by colour, what if you go by thickness?

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    one of the guys at works has some cool socks. above the shoe line they are plain black dress socks. underneath they are all mental colours and patterns and non match
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garshnak View Post
    Riveting tale, chap.


    LOL.... I will re-think the tale, perhaps borrow from Tolkien
    "we reach for the stars, forever looking to the heavens, our minds filled with wonder and the glory of the cosmic all; stretching the boundries of human knowledge and securing the solar system for the Human Species out there beyond the final frontier so one day our decendants will be as gods!
    You hold our hands so we don't blunder into things........and do the photo shop.
    "
    . Andyg


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    I have odd socks...............they talk to me.
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    Better than odd shoes... (yes I do know people who have done that)

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    When you discover that the proper mates are missing, look in your closet.
    There will be more coat-hangers.

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    Maybe he means odd in the sense they have phalluses emblazoned on them or something. Think outside the box, project!
    Then ultimately realise what you just said made you sound like a twat. Ah well, it's not gonna stop me doing it so you might as well all accept it.
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    completely and utterly underwhelming...

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    Putting odd sosks is just keeping them in use instead of turning them into all the various things odd socks get turned into. Like dust cloths, phallus pleasure covers, odd gloves, holding things

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    ... phallus pleasure covers...
    Better known as a "Happy Sock"...LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10 ball View Post
    Just realised ive got odd socks on

    what a numpty
    Better than odd shoes.
    (BT,DT...)
    I believe in Karma, what you give, is what you get returned. Affirmation; Savage Garden
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    They are not that odd...you have another pair just like that at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarstoolProphet View Post
    When you discover that the proper mates are missing, look in your closet.
    There will be more coat-hangers.
    Avram Davidson - "Or All The Seas With Oysters"

    Read it... seriously. It'll blow your mind.
    Last edited by No Such Agency; 03-21-2011 at 11:10 PM.

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    LMAO! I need a safety pin!

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