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    Quote Originally Posted by waynesndrs View Post
    Well since it hasn't been mentioned yet I am going to throw out: G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra. The acting was sub par at best, the CGI's didn't really impress me at all but there were a few elements that made it good. .
    Was this one of the Good elements?


    Sienna Miller in tight black leather?

    Be the same kind of reason I like Kate Beckinsale in Underworld.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    tristan: im sorry but wtf is that???? its been bugging me all day. lol
    That's the, erm, Creeping Terror.
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    Remembered another series I was lucky ( ? ) enough to be gifted with. As a rule of thumb, it's always good to avoid a film with "ninja" in the title, they tend to be low on every redeeming quality including budget, aiming to make monies by luring in the slow-witted and excitable by use of the "ninja" tag. This series could be a poster child for that sentiment. Ninja Dragon, Golden Ninja Warrior and Ninja Terminator are just the three I was given, there's more by the people involved. They're not just bad, not even just so bad you feel inclined to watch them again to check if you're remembeing it correctly, "surely they can't be as bad as I remember... oh".
    They have an extra thing going for them to push down on their dire quality to maybe make it bob back to the top, the way they're cut. It seemed at the time as if a wealthy aging man had decided "I want to play a hero" and plucked a little known Hong Kong film to hack about and insert himself into. There's clearly two unrelated films going on with these. Occasionaly a tenuous connection is made by a phone call set up between the two. One has regular folk going about regular shady activities, the other has this aging chap in pyjama like ninja outfits rolling and posing with a katana. I felt sorry for him, in a pity way, that someone could be so pathetic a soul as to feel a need to do that and be satisfied that was done right. I imagined a corporate man with more money than sense going through a mid-life crisis, proudly doling out copies of these flicks to folk in his work arena and behind his back being regarded as a laughing stock.
    Turns out that ain't the case, the actor did some regular flavour of dire ninja flicks for a firm that then went on to use clips of him in further films he knew nothing about. Still shocking. Ignoring the ethics, that they thought that process would enhance a film rather than render it into something expletives should be used to describe, madness.

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    Very true! I forgot about the 80s Ninja movie blitz! Lol Anything w Sho Kosugi was in the bad/good category for me.

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    This movie rocked!!! The deadliest art of the orient is now in the hands of an American!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrystanGST View Post
    That's the, erm, Creeping Terror.
    its one of the crappiest b movies ever so crap its good.i particularly like the bit with the young man trying to beat the creature to death with his guitar just before it eats him lol
    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    This movie rocked!!! The deadliest art of the orient is now in the hands of an American!!!

    dude! watched this on sky last night "black star ninja is hard"
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    but all the yellow colored ninjas are wearing yellow to hide in the sun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonsreach View Post
    Was this one of the Good elements?


    Sienna Miller in tight black leather?

    Be the same kind of reason I like Kate Beckinsale in Underworld.
    Oh yeah!! Sexy Sienna! That should be a paint color!

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    For those of you who don't know what Cassar and I are on about, I bring you this: (watch if you dare).

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    Quote Originally Posted by waynesndrs View Post
    Oh yeah!! Sexy Sienna! That should be a paint color!
    Why is she wearing high heels?
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    The redeeming grace of the American Ninja movies is the appearance of Steve James.

    Though some of his most entertaining work was in this movie:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cCJzrs7PAQ
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdofEntity View Post
    Why is she wearing high heels?
    Duuurrrr, makes her legs and bum better shape.
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    does it really matter that shes in heels? shes hot!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    does it really matter that shes in heels? shes hot!!
    Hell no.

    Watch The Heath Ledger "Casanova", equally as good a movie for putting her talents on display.
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    marks out of two? i'd give her one. woof woof!
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    She's a very attractive woman with two main Faults:
    Smoking
    Jude Law.
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    So let me get this wrong:

    She's going to fire two automatic weapons simultaneously with a wide foot stance and in high heels. She's not going to brace against the kickback, not going to at least compensate by staggering her feet, and in typical John Woo fashion is going to aim both of her automatic weapons at seperate targets in a "spray, pray, and fall flat on your ass" fashion. Assuming the waif that is Ms. Miller can keep her firearms trained even remotely close to her target we still have to wonder why she's wearing skin-tight black leather (a completely bone-headed outfit to wear if you're going to exert yourself) and high-heels that are in no way helpful when running, especially if there is debris or uneven terrain.

    She's a pretty woman. And I understand that some artistic license will be taken to make a woman more attractive in an action flick. But really, a pretty woman wielding a shotgun properly in combat boots is still pretty, and doesn't look comically incompetent at the same time. If you're going to see an action flick for the pretty women in provocative outfits while wielding firearms why not spare yourself the trouble and go to the interwebs where there are plenty of pretty women with guns?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdofEntity View Post
    So let me get this wrong:
    Hollywood allows for fashion errors only when it comes to selling movies to geeks who will happily dribble over the image of a Tightly Leather Clad Woman brandishing Two pistols.
    Besides take a look at the size of that belt buckle, just think of the damage that'll do when she sits down.
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    i heard shes also playing the lead role for that porn star biography that had lindsay lohan originally as the main actress. down dragonsreach, down!
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    i agree not being sexist here but even a bloke in combat gear can have trouble. i hav eto say i lol'd a bit when the girl gets owned by the desert eagle.
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