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    I'm sitting in my cubicle right now and overhearing a ridiculous set of statements. According to a 54 year old woman who weighs well over 300 pounds (I'm in Alabama, remember) eating pizza sauce with every meal will shrink away your muffin top in no time. She then backs up her claim with, "Doctor Oz says it, girl!"

    What the bloody f^@#? Nevermind that this woman does not have a muffin top, a boule, a miche, a croissant, or any of the usual pastry references one might think to describe their fat. (the only representative name she could give to her plump nature would be Stay Puff) Nevermind that she is trying to prove her point to a cubicle filled with 4 other women who are all half her size. Pizza sauce is the solution to American Obesity. Doctor Oz must have made a holy pilgrimage to Sicily to uncover this ancient secret to health.

    Now that this secret is out, and Doctor Oz is endorsing it, I believe I will be investing half of my IRA in Ragu.

    What idiotic crap have you all had the displeasure or amusement to hear?

    EDIT: BOLD to clarify
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    well if that is "All" you eat, just pizza sauce, you could lose a few pounds ........ I would rather have a plate of sliced tomato and mushrooms myself, a little salt & pepper of course
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    that's right up there with the secretary I had years ago who was miserable in her marriage.
    They had no money, both were working full time and they had no time for each other.
    Who wants to guess her solution to save the marriage ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfwheeler58 View Post
    that's right up there with the secretary I had years ago who was miserable in her marriage.
    They had no money, both were working full time and they had no time for each other.
    Who wants to guess her solution to save the marriage ?
    A good divorce lawyer?
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    murder ???
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Well recently I had to sit and listen to a management type preface a 15 minute ramble on the workings of smartboards with, "I'm not sure how these things work..."
    *facepalm*
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    A trip to New Vegas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cfwheeler58 View Post
    that's right up there with the secretary I had years ago who was miserable in her marriage.
    They had no money, both were working full time and they had no time for each other.
    Who wants to guess her solution to save the marriage ?
    I child? ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by airhead View Post
    I child? ???
    Damn, better guess than mine.
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    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by airhead View Post
    I child? ???
    The scary part is that it doesn't seem far-fetched...
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    Of odd overheard snippets, I recall being at the other end. Walking to the bus stop with an ex, gawd knows how many years ago. Me looking my part-time goth self, and her with pink hair and more piercings that you could shake a stick at, if you were into shaking sticks at piercings. There was bloke at our bus stop as she was wrapping up a chat about how I'd got her into wargaming, a certain sci-fi skirmish game by GW to be specific. "It was you that got me into Necro'". Dunno what the bloke thought, but he didn't stick around for the bus.

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    I overhear so much stupid on a daily basis, it doesn't even burn anymore...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cfwheeler58 View Post
    Who wants to guess her solution to save the marriage ?
    Have a baby/start a family.

    Heard it myself more times than I care to think.

    Arseclowns!

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    Woo, lo Finn!
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    Hi TBS....

    I'm not dead yet...nearly though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfwheeler58 View Post
    that's right up there with the secretary I had years ago who was miserable in her marriage.
    They had no money, both were working full time and they had no time for each other.
    Who wants to guess her solution to save the marriage ?
    Sex with her boss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by finn17 View Post
    Hi TBS....

    I'm not dead yet...nearly though....
    Haha! Good to hear (the being alive bit, of course =P)
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    Quote Originally Posted by finn17 View Post
    Have a baby/start a family.

    Heard it myself more times than I care to think.

    Arseclowns!
    It's actually what many people do. It's more common than getting a divorce/time for themselves. People see on other families that children brings the parents together and actually forces them to be nice to eachother (so the kids won't get a crappy youth), but the kids actually do get a crappy youth because things like a divorce, you can hold them back, but you can't stop them if you're already in that mess before getting a child.

    I hear stupid stuff everyday... Mainly just some stupid classmates who are doing a social service major and they're afraid to talk to strangers or talk in front of class (for classmates)... WTH? Why bother choosing that major ¬¬
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    i prefer to get two miniatures and rub them around on my gaming bobos.
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    Well, i'm going with "Buying him a pony" Who's love can't you buy with a motherf**kin' pony?! I mean, c'mon! IT'S A PONY! Right?!
    I have a cunning plan...So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel...

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