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  1. 06-04-2012, 01:27 PM #1
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    This was "written" on the fly whilst at work in order to make a female colleague with outstanding womanly blessings laugh. She was trying to get another colleague who had a band to write a song with her in it. So I thought up this quick little thing for her.......

    Melons

    I dream of melons, all day long,
    I should be working, I know its wrong.
    Canteloupe, Water and Honeydew,
    But most of all,
    I dream of you.......


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    Hehehe... cmon now!
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    http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...527_7616_n.jpg

    That should do it...


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    yes, she is very festive Bravo. Sing more songs of these...
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    I really can relate to that prose.
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    I've a poem about boobs

    there was a young girl from Divisas
    her tits were two different sizes
    one was so small it was no good at all
    the other that big it won prizes
    LAAARRFF, I SPLIT MY SIDES!!

    cassar [demigod] |ˈdemēˌgäd|
    noun ( fem. demigoddess |ˈdemēˌgädis| )
    a being with partial or lesser divine status, such as a minor deity, the offspring of a god and a mortal, or a mortal raised to divine rank.
    • a person who is greatly admired or feared.
    ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: translating Latin semideus .

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    This really is a 'titillating subject!
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    i agree its the kind of subject you can really get abreast of.
    LAAARRFF, I SPLIT MY SIDES!!

    cassar [demigod] |ˈdemēˌgäd|
    noun ( fem. demigoddess |ˈdemēˌgädis| )
    a being with partial or lesser divine status, such as a minor deity, the offspring of a god and a mortal, or a mortal raised to divine rank.
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    ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: translating Latin semideus .

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    Am I the only one who is thinking that is not office appropriate attire? Maybe I'm not as strait as I thought...I have to go figure some stuff out...
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