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    Sounds like fun. I'll even pay for the privilege - how much are the tickets?

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    Uh, ma'am, I think you need to be a regular Freak to come in...

    ...sorry. Didn't recognize you, Liz. Been a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    Excuse me. I do have quite a bit of "funbag" to jiggle but Ubie doesn't just get to wack at me willy nilly like that. He must first be in a rubber suit and a mask with a tastfully placed zipper and then he must grovel and beg permission. THEN I might consider it. Or I might take a few wacks at him instead.

    Anyone wanna watch?
    Hang on! Let me get a notepad and pencil, I think I can learn a few things from this.

    Can I get a turn then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    Excuse me. I do have quite a bit of "funbag" to jiggle but Ubie doesn't just get to wack at me willy nilly like that. He must first be in a rubber suit and a mask with a tastfully placed zipper and then he must grovel and beg permission. THEN I might consider it. Or I might take a few wacks at him instead.

    Anyone wanna watch?
    I'll be there for that lesson time....when, when, when?

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    jesooo h....christmas!!!! im getting beat today. and on election day.
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    Yup. . .so. . .you wouldn't be the only one taking it on the tailpipe today. . .


    . . .Bubba the glowing green vile please. . .I'm not sure I'll want to remember my voting in this election. . .
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    Come on Ubie. It's time. Go get your things and meet me in the basement. You guys don't have to pay to watch but if you want a go at him you have to donate $100.00 to the Lizcam-Wiccanpony down payment fund so we can finish buying our new house.

    You do all know Wiccanpony lives with me, right? Think about that for awhile. Really think about it. Did your world just shift on it's axis a bit? If it didn't I'm sure we can arrange it for you......


    Come on Ubie Get dressed!

    Oooo. I better go get dressed too.

    Wanna watch?
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    and RogerB will be added too ........ we be family
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    Sooooo, anything interesting going on therse days?

    Bubba, let me have an unsweetened iced tea. On a diet.

    I need a work out partner. I found out I'm woefully out of shape today. Who wants the job? Comes with perks. Won't tell you what untill you agree to take the job but there are deffinatly perks.....
    I thought that Roger's Job

    New house huh? First housing, tomorrow California, and sometime next week the World?

    BOW BEFORE THE BUTTER GODDESS' es es!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizcam View Post
    Come on Ubie. It's time. Go get your things and meet me in the basement. You guys don't have to pay to watch but if you want a go at him you have to donate $100.00 to the Lizcam-Wiccanpony down payment fund so we can finish buying our new house.

    You do all know Wiccanpony lives with me, right? Think about that for awhile. Really think about it. Did your world just shift on it's axis a bit? If it didn't I'm sure we can arrange it for you......


    Come on Ubie Get dressed!

    Oooo. I better go get dressed too.

    Wanna watch?
    Woo! Just let me grab some paints and easel! I think this is a sight best committed to canvas!

    Please nobody mention that my paint bottles say "edible" & "body" on them....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mud duck View Post
    I thought that Roger's Job

    New house huh? First housing, tomorrow California, and sometime next week the World?

    BOW BEFORE THE BUTTER GODDESS' es es!!
    Roger's back in England untill after we're married so I have to find a subsitute.

    And yes, bow. Bow well.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    wakes up all groggy and covered in butter with a headache........

    "wait why is there blue paint on my tender man bits!?"
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    on a totally different note: remind me to NEVER get into a religious debate with a right wing christian fundamentalist using logic.......ugggh. what was i thinking?
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    Story time. . .everybody grab a beanbag. . .grandpa Ubie is about to start. . .

    . . .No, I don;t know how old ubie is. . .why?
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    fodder: ya little whipper snaper, i am at least younger than miss duende! bwahahahahhahaha....


    oh man, now i'm gonna get beat again.
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    At least you didn't say it about me. I still have the whip and chains.
    We done done it now. We're finally hitched. We are now the dreaded two headed Roger - Liz - Bunting monster you have all feared.

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    Freak Bar ... land of "Cougars"
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    We do like to break the younger ones into this place don't we girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiccanpony View Post
    Freak Bar ... land of "Cougars"
    Which is why i love this place, always been into "cougars"

    And i let you use claws once in a while.
    The odds of succesfully finishing this miniature is 3720:1





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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    fodder: ya little whipper snaper, i am at least younger than miss duende! bwahahahahhahaha....


    oh man, now i'm gonna get beat again.
    Liz, I think I really need to borrow the whip and chains, at least until my monogrammed set arrives. I need to teach Ubie a little respect about picking on me about my age....


    However, I think I did get a pretty good painting out of this. I think I could technically call the style "impressionist" although I don't think it's done exactly the way Monet and Van Gogh did theirs. Especially this blue area here, I may have to re-do that......

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