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    Thats right kiddos, the old bar is being shoved under, the new one has been set up. The slave quarters for the non freaks have been set up, the bar is fully stocked and a brand new fluffy has come from the ashes of the freak bar. Bowling alleys, and whips,.......along with Donna and her riding crop. Squirrels in Amish stompas, and lots of degrading posters alike enjoy the new bar.


    Oh and Vikey: 99 boobilicious virgins have been restocked. *for shame on Liz and Roger for using up the other 52*
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    *sniffs* Smells funny in here, smells clean and wholesome. Soon fix that, time for Bronson impression. Pass the butter ;-)

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    Marjedi is making fun of the robotic amish automatons controlled by the squirrel overlords everyone!!!!!!!
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    where the hell are the yaks ................ did you forget them ............ reaching for buggywhip
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    and sherpas!!! deposited right in the opening to Cafe Du' Freak!!!!
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    Out back, just finished fencing in a yard. Guess that makes me a cowboy of some type? Where's my harmonica? Beans for dinner, anyone?
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    no beans.....just vodka flavored gummi bears
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    Eh. Was hoping the old one made it to 75. Looks like I gotta start over now.

    Sits on a stool, pulls out a stilletto and begins carving on the bar top.
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    checking "The Basement" ............. kicks rodent put of my way
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    But Miss Pony i just strapped up 300 nubile young men in your new basement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uberdark View Post
    But Miss Pony i just strapped up 300 nubile young men in your new basement.


    O.O running for "Basement"
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    Hey gang!

    Just dumped off some crates of HolyWater2007, the best vintage so far.

    But watch out, the stuff has a kick and litteraly puts hairs on your chest!
    The odds of succesfully finishing this miniature is 3720:1





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    holywater? I witch laugh ;P
    " So remember that, when they're beating your ass with a metal shovel while you're dressed as Little Bo Peep - it's not deviant...it's art.

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    witch laughs and holy water....... i laugh at neither.
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    walks up to ubie ........ gives a hug
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    missed you to Donna!
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    *looks around*

    Hey PegaZus, whatcha carving?

    Bubba can I have some of the good stuff?

    *Settles on to a stool and peers around*

    Nice looking place

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    Aha my stool based disguise works again!

    Don't worry crys I've got something that will stop you sliding off ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystella333 View Post
    Hey PegaZus, whatcha carving?
    Eh, wha? Oh. A treatise comparing the virtues of Khorne, Reaper's Sophie's various poses, Korn's 2005 album See You on The Other Side, the deeper meaning of Kickstarter projects to the minor manufacturers of minis, and if dark matter is the perfect material for soups and anti-gravity engines.

    Fully illustrated too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noneedforaname View Post
    Aha my stool based disguise works again!

    Don't worry crys I've got something that will stop you sliding off ;-)
    Oh my!!! A talking piece of wood hehe

    Quote Originally Posted by PegaZus View Post
    Eh, wha? Oh. A treatise comparing the virtues of Khorne, Reaper's Sophie's various poses, Korn's 2005 album See You on The Other Side, the deeper meaning of Kickstarter projects to the minor manufacturers of minis, and if dark matter is the perfect material for soups and anti-gravity engines.

    Fully illustrated too.
    Can I borrow that knife a min? This stool has got an odd piece of wood sticking out of it and I just want to smooth it down by trimming it away

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