I met Tony for a counselling session today, he said some things that he needed to say, I did the same, some feelings got hurt, some tears were shed, but then some bridges got mended... after a long process we have decided that we are going to try again. I have agreed that I will look at him in a different light, and to be fair he does look a lot better in daylight...
Tony agreed that he is prepared to change and accepts that a green wash might tone down his clown trousers a bit.
We were also told that we couldn't leave the session until we had found one nice thing to say about each other.
I said his wings looked warmer and less frozen in daylight...
He said maybe I'm not quite so much of a complete c#nt as I seem to be.
"Yeah? Well your clown trousers still look sh!t to me!!"