WHFRP - I was playing a wizard, our party got jumped and my mate died... the GM expected (and indeed counted on) me to run and survive, to later return with help and resurrect my mate. Instead, I picked up my fallen mates two-handed sword and swung at the Chuck-Norris-hard NPC. The GM gave me a 1% chance to hit and a 1% chance to badly wound to the point where I would not get a beating in return. I rolled 00 to hit... BOOYA!

Then rolled something like a 4 which was described as just enough force to cause an itch but not enough force to remove an itch.

I got killed after that.