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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Now, it's easy fightin' other orks. You find the biggest one, knock 'im on the 'ead, and the rest knows you is da boss now. Same fing with 'umies, only da one with the fanciest hat is usually da boss. It ain't so easy when yer fightin' shiny 'eadache boxes. One minute yer shootin' at the biggest one yer can see, then next minute 'e's actually the size of a grot's toe and yer shootin' at thin air. Then the next fing yer know it's you what is tiny, and all yer boyz is massive, an' they're about to step on yer 'ead and squish yer to bits. Then yer back to normal size but yer boyz is actually drumsticks and they smell so damn good yer can 'ardly 'member yer 'spose to be fightin'. Then comes the screamin', like they's tryin' to drive an ice pick into yer skull. If yer lucky you'll see some pretty colours before your 'ead swells up an' explodes into squig eggs. Nah, the best way to fight an 'eadache box is to chuck a stikk bomm at 'em and turn yer green ass round an' find a real fight somewhere else. Coz all yer gettin' from dem is a splittin' 'eadache and a perskripshun fer crazy pills from the Mad Dok. An' he delivers those pills straight to yer brain - with his fist. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Posted: 3 Oct 2020
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