spot the stupid mistake

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
you never will....that new kitchen, the new wooden floor in the living room...the list goes on lol marriage is a wonderful institution, ive been institutionalised for 20 years now
 

IdofEntity

New member
Power fists. Why are they so slow. im sure its quicker to do a lil jab than to swing a HUGE hammer.

I think you can justify this by saying it's less an issue of swinging speed as it is of reach. Reach in Melee weaponry is a huge advantage, even if it's only an additional foot of reach. Usually the one with the longer reach strikes first. Might be a horrible attack that is innacurate and clumsy, but it still went first. Still, I'm just positing a theory.
 

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
I think you can justify this by saying it's less an issue of swinging speed as it is of reach. Reach in Melee weaponry is a huge advantage, even if it's only an additional foot of reach. Usually the one with the longer reach strikes first. Might be a horrible attack that is innacurate and clumsy, but it still went first. Still, I'm just positing a theory.

the size is an issue looks, mean looks cool but how do you work it, do you have a giant mutant hand or is it all pressure pads etc. bound to effect yer balance too
 

Talion

New member
the size is an issue looks, mean looks cool but how do you work it, do you have a giant mutant hand or is it all pressure pads etc. bound to effect yer balance too

As far as I know there isn't a hand in it. It's all mechanical from the elbow down. As for balance the rest of the suit would be calibrated to take this into account.
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
i'm sure i saw a drawing somewhere of a p.fist opened out and the user has a normal hand with sensors on it so that it simply copies the hand movements further out on the main fist. the servo muscles in the suit compensate for it
 
Yup a normal hand inside, powered by the fibre bundle muscle's. The reason i asked i read Marneus Calgar punched a hole in an Avatar, thought itd be quicker.
 

Dedwrekka

New member
*Nerd hat on* Alright....

The humble boltgun is a good example of looks over fluff. Each "bolt" is a caseless self propellent projectile. Why is there a lot of eject casings flying about hmmmmmmmmmmm!!

I'll answer this one with the FRAG-12, which is (to all intents and purposes) the same design as a bolt from a bolt gun.
frag12.jpg


A self propelled munition like the FRAG-12 (without casing), Gyrojet, or Bolt does not have killing velocity when it reaches the end of the barrel, or indeed for several feet afterwords. The original Gyrojet munitions could be stopped by holding your finger against the end of the barrel. The initial boost that allows it to having killing potential at close range is provided by a normal charge, like a shotgun cartridge as shown above.

for example the chain sword looks like a mean bit of kit, however its a mechanical device and as such prone to breakdowns, failures and power loss my SPOT/catch is rather than having the weapon as just a chain sword why didnt the designers make the back edge a sword BLADE rather than a metal cover it seems to me it wouldnt have been to difficult to do and should there be a breakage/mechanical failure then you would be left with more than just a club to bludgeon your enemy with
Generally I would assume that the chain is continuous through both the front and back side of the chain blade, with the back end covered to prevent killing yourself when it inevitably bounces off of something (ala Dawn of the Dead). Cutting the chain in half to include a blade on the back would require a secondary motor at the top for the chain to oscillate properly, and still have the same problem as not having that cover on the back (ie. killing yourself when the blade bounces).

My biggest issue is that the chain sword would inevitably foul up quickly when fighting unarmored men because chainsaws tend to get soft moist tissue stuck in their teeth which clogs the mechanical mechanisms (like when cutting down sapplings, or running it through the dirt).

Iv thought of another, i read somewhere that you can recharge a las gun pack by chucking it into a fire? I threw a car battery into a fire when i was a kid. The result was interesting.

Supposedly their built for that (which is why they issue lasguns and not extra-expensive cased munitions to everyone). The chemical* mixture inside is supposed to be able to absorb energy through thermal or solar sources (the later through a tiny solar panel at the top). Though both the uplifting primer, and the 3rd ed codex where it first appeared suggest that it leads to the charger quickly degrading.

*not to be confused with science's definition of "Chemical", but the bad sci-fi definition of "Chemical". IE "God Juice".
Example:
"How are we flying?"
"It's CHEMICAL!"

Yup a normal hand inside, powered by the fibre bundle muscle's. The reason i asked i read Marneus Calgar punched a hole in an Avatar, thought itd be quicker.
It was quicker, and it was in the process of impaling him on a giant flaming sword. Calgar just happened to uppercut it in the middle of the process.

Didnt yarrick get it off of that big ork Ghagskull thraka?
A nob, yeah.
Ghaz is about 19 feet tall ( I kinda wish I was kidding here, 6 meters tall ), which I guess isn't that much when you consider that average orks are about 10 feet (3 meters).

Something that's been bothering me is the bolt in the Bolter, the hunk of metal that's supposed to move around inside the end of the barrel and is the thing that makes the gun you know, work... Now, I'm no gun nut but in my world that should be at least roughly aligned with the barrel...

Standard_Bolterbolt.jpg

I always thought it was a rather complicated recharger, for use when the mechanical bolt is stuck.
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
Those codes don't count in the make believe world you are arguing about. And how do you know that the adamantium bullets don't take up more room? Do have them to compare size? Not to mention, "Adamantium is a fictional virtually indestructible metal alloy in hte Marvel universe."
First you lose that planet ot gretchen and now this.
Are you dealing with xenos scum now, herectic?


we already have armour piercing rounds! (regular bullets) tracer rounds and there are the codes of war that prohibit the use of exploding bullets as causing undue suffering and harm, doesnt mean we cant produce em now. commander cassar's layed in a special order of armour piercing ADAMANTIUM bullets, ooh you can carry loads more too as they dont take up as much room as the bolter shells.
 

fieldarchy

New member
she's hinting at you mich. all that money that you are saving for the wedding. it sounds like, to me, that she wants you to buy the tank. do it

You think Mich is paying for the wedding? Why does everyone keep assuming that? Tis not the tradition. tsk tsk silly boys!

My dad is actually paying for it. Mich and I are saving for our move, not an extra penny to spend really--times are tough! I wish we could afford a tank though. Then we could go on a rampage and get rid of a good chunk of stupid people. Gotta do our part to improve the gene pool and help with some population control. :D
 

fieldarchy

New member
Those codes don't count in the make believe world you are arguing about. And how do you know that the adamantium bullets don't take up more room? Do have them to compare size? Not to mention, "Adamantium is a fictional virtually indestructible metal alloy in hte Marvel universe."
First you lose that planet ot gretchen and now this.
Are you dealing with xenos scum now, herectic?

hey if the boys want to talk shop and pretend that everything is supposed to make sense in a fantastical world then let them. They'll have fun picking everything apart and coming up with more ingenious alterations to existing fluff.
 

Torn blue sky

New member
(Are we gonna tell them we're trying to make it real yet lads?...Best not eh? They're not ready for Project:War Bastard... Yet)

*cough* I completely agree, go about your business, nothing to see here.
 

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
Those codes don't count in the make believe world you are arguing about. And how do you know that the adamantium bullets don't take up more room? Do have them to compare size? Not to mention, "Adamantium is a fictional virtually indestructible metal alloy in hte Marvel universe."
First you lose that planet ot gretchen and now this.
Are you dealing with xenos scum now, herectic?


its what they make the chainsword teeth from apparently, lol, (commisar cain sandy mitchel if you want to check it) nice when somat turns full circle.

hey if the boys want to talk shop and pretend that everything is supposed to make sense in a fantastical world then let them. They'll have fun picking everything apart and coming up with more ingenious alterations to existing fluff.

aaaawe muuum! you've spoiled it! were gonna have to start all over again now!
 
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