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Mexican Independance day! A big-ish deal here in California. Grab a Mariachi band, some beer and some tamales and join the fun! :beer::drunk::beer::drunk:

I\'m sitting here waiting for paint to dry and having a cup of tea (black no sugar. The English folks here will cringe. They did the whole time I was in England) when I noticed my keyboard is a bit \"furry\". With cats and living in an area where dust is something you breath it doesn\'t...

Now report for your spanking. 30 Right? And one to \"grow\" on.

Hi people! I\'m sitting here typing on Roger\'s computer while he rests a bit. I seem to have worn him out just a tad. So are you interested in our trip? I still have a few days to go but we\'re in Chesterfield for the next few days and I have access to a computer. I\'ve been seriously...

For all you people going to Salute this year I will be going to Salute as well! I\'ve hinted around and actually told a couple of people as well. I wanted to pull a Squiggy on you all but I\'m not quite evil enough for it. Who else is going? I want to know who to look for...

GIRL SCOUT COOKIE TIME!!!! :flip::flip::flip::bouncy::flip::flip::flip: Thin Mints!!!!! Samoas!!!!!! Tagalongs!!!!!! Too bad I\'m on a diet Damn diet. :cussing:

Oh you slackers! How could you not say happy birthday to Roger? Shame! ;) Happy birthday Roger Sweetie. I hope it\'s been great so far. Now bend over and take you spanking like a man!!!!!:twisted:

Attention all competitors! WaMP and Wyrd have combined forces to bring you an all new painting competition! Here\'s a link to the announcement thread on WaMP: http://eldintux.co.cc/wamp/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=317 The Judge is deamonhearold and the more people who join the contest the bigger...

And many more! When can I give you your 27 swats (and one to grow on)?:twisted:

My son showed me this. I thought when he moved in with a girl he\'d get a life. Seems not. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

Been a big year for you. I hope the next is as exciting.:beer:

Wheel of fortune blunder I\'m not even that bad!

I know. You get tired of hearing about them. But it has to be done every year. What are your resolutions for 2009? Mine? Well..... 1) Lose the rest of the weight I want to lose (70 pounds plus whatever I gained over the holiday) 2) Join a gym after I\'m done with the weight (can\'t afford...

Airhead pilfered this from somewhere and sent it to me. Read the whole thing. It\'s hilarious! \"I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I...

Happy Birthday JestrzUSMC. I\'m not really slipping. Your Birthday is 12-29 and for me it\'s still 12-28 (for another 40 mins). So I\'m still in time. :drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk: Get thee to the virgin\'s room and have a couple on me!

Congradulations to Amazon Warrior! The boys are going to have fun with you! I\'ve been working on your costume and here it is! Be nice to her boys. She could hurt someone with that sword!

This has been in my family for generations. We\'ve never known what it is. Does anyone out there know?

That poop! He let me think it was someone else and HE freaked around Thanksgiving! The poop! Now I have to be mopboy with him because I said I would and darn it! I keep my promises! Congrats you! I\'ll get my revenge!

Report to the freakbar for fittings. You are now a Freak. Your key will be here shortly. :twisted: I\'ve been informed I missed someone. Who would that be? We CAN have more than one mop boy at a time you know. It\'s actually a good thing around this time of year.