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Sand Rat

New member
Sweet Monkee of Jebus that looks funny.

Not See in the Theater funny, but funnier than Scooby Doo Funny.
 

lono

New member
I always try and keep an open mind when it comes to movies, but I\'d rather insert 20 blunt, rusty spoons lathered in Tabasco down my urethra than go to see that.
 

AinuLainour

New member
@Lono - You\'ve got my vote as \"Most Quotable CMONer\", and no mistake ;)

By the way, why are you watching shitty movie previews at 5:20am? :drunk:
 

Jericho

Consummate Brushlicker
Would it be \"down my urethra\" or \"up my urethra\" ?? Down implies it\'s coming out... the strange thing is that I don\'t know which one would hurt more.
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
Yeah. It doesn\'t do it for me. But hten again, I thought the sae about Not another Teen Movie. And it grew on me...

kind of like a fungus.
 

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
Eeeeeek.

Why oh why?? When we take over the world these clowns will be the first on the book-/film- burning bonfire. Can\'t believe you peeps watch their movies. I\'ll have to go and have a banana to calm my mind.

:flame:Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
 

Ritual

New member
Originally posted by Avelorn
Eeeeeek.

Why oh why?? When we take over the world these clowns will be the first on the book-/film- burning bonfire. Can\'t believe you peeps watch their movies. I\'ll have to go and have a banana to calm my mind.

:flame:Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Yeah we could do with some oppression and tyranny for a while, only to get this stuff rooted out! Then we could go back to having democracy and human rights and such again.

I really can\'t stand these so called \"parodies\"... :|~
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Originally posted by Jericho
Would it be \"down my urethra\" or \"up my urethra\" ?? Down implies it\'s coming out... the strange thing is that I don\'t know which one would hurt more.

I think it would just be plainly

INTO my urethra.

Regardless, still sounds enjoyable....er I mean painful.
 

PegaZus

Stealth Freak
Originally posted by Jericho
Would it be \"down my urethra\" or \"up my urethra\" ?? Down implies it\'s coming out... the strange thing is that I don\'t know which one would hurt more.

Well, it really depends on which way the urethra is pointing at the time, doesn\'t it? And if we\'re going \"down\", I think that implies a certain, er, less flexible condition than \"up\".

I could be wrong tho.
 

Bill

New member
You could go to the Amazon river and do a pee in it. There is a type of fish that swims up the stream of urine and burrows in, and it has scales and fins which make it hard to pull out :]
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:eek: Ok, my eye sight leaves something to be desired but is that Kevin Sorbo and Russell Crow in beards??????????
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
You\'re half right. Kevin Sorbo\'s there alright but the other one is someone called Diedrich Bader, apparently.

:D thanks Roger....... if they start putting the women and livestock in beards I\'m going to be very creep out:eek:
 

Bill

New member
You\'re right, Roger. My bad ;) It\'s a kind of translucent parasitic catfish called a candirú or willy fish lol

\"This fish is feared to attack humans and swim into an orifice (the vagina, anus, or even the penis—and deep into the urethra). Because of spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to remove except through surgery.The fish locates its host by following a water flow to its source and thus urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candirú homing in on a human urethra. Natives have also been known to bathe facing the current, as doing so would decrease the chances of the organism lodging itself in the rectum. Other orifices such as the penis or vagina are covered up with the use of hands.

Though there have been documented candirú attacks on humans, there is no evidence the fish can survive once inside a human. A traditional cure involves the use of two plants, the Jagua plant (Genipa americana) and the Buitach apple which are inserted (or their extract in the case of tight spaces) into the affected area. In theory, these two plants together will kill and then dissolve the fish. More often, infection causes shock and death in the victim before the candirú can be removed.

A well-circulated myth is that the candirú is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is opposed by the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5-14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2–7 mm wide column of fluid. They are also probably not attracted to urine as commonly thought.\"

:eek:

The Candirú Song
 
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