A funny!

[AinuLainour]

A woman walks into a top floor pub and sees a really good looking bloke
sitting at the bar. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

He says, \"Magic Bitter.\"
She thinks he\'s a bit of a tripper, so she walks around the pub.

After realising that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitting at the bar.
She says, \"That isn\'t really Magic Bitter, is it?\"
He says, \"Yes, I\'ll show you.\" So, he takes a gulp of the bitter, jumps out the window, flies around
the building 3 times, and comes back into the window.
She can\'t believe it. She says to him, \"I bet you can\'t do that again.\"
So, he takes another drink of the bitter, jumps out the window, flies
around the building 3 times, and comes back in the window. She is
amazed. She says that she wants a Magic Bitter. So the bloke says to the
bartender \"Give her a pint of what I\'m having.\"
She gets her pint, takes a gulp, jumps out the window, plummets 30
stories, breaks every bone in her body and dies.

The bartender looks up at the bloke and says,

\"Superman, you\'re such a tosser when you\'re pissed.\"

 

[supervike]

:beer::beer:lol

 

[freakinacage]

heard it before but still funny!

 

[Lemmingspawn]

I just have to add one...

A young lad starts on at a huge department store that handles everything - cars, boats, camping gear, hunting gear, groceries, sporting, everything. On the first day the sales manage takes him aside and says to him \"Now, lad, don\'t be afraid if you dont\' sell very much the first day. We understand you\'re still learning the ropes, just do your best and if you have any questions, you know where to find me.\"

\"Yes sir!\" says the eager young lad.

Anyways, the first day goes by and the manager finds the lad cleaning up down in the storeroom. He sidles up to the bloke and says, \"So, how did you go today with your sales?\"

\"Yeah, pretty good,\" the lad says \"I made a grand total of $150 000 in sales.\"

The sales manager stops a sec and has to ask the young bloke again \"Come again? How did you pull that one off?\"

\"Well you see, it started likes this: a fella came in looking for some grocery items and I sold him a new high quality fishing rod. When he saw the fishing rod, I said with rod that nice, maybe you should get yourself a boat, so he bought that huge twin engined Haines hunter over in boating. Then when he realised his car wasn\'t big enough to tow it, I took him over to auto and sold him a brand new jeep cherokee. So after all that he walked out with the boat and trailer, new car and the fishing rod.\"

\"So,\" said the manager \"how did you get him to buy so much?\"

\"Well, I noticed that he originally came in looking to buy some tampons for his wife, so I said to him \'Gee mate, looks like your weekends stuffed, you might as well go fishing....\"

Ba-doom-ching!