Advice for the single male

[vincegamer]

Get a pet.

My regular vet was out of something I needed so they sent me to a nearby vet to get some.
I walked in and felt like I had walked into the Castle Anthrax (\"we are but twelve virgins all between the age of 16 and 20\").
The place was very well staffed with nothing but attractive young women.
If I weren\'t married I would consider getting a pet just to go meet women at the vet.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Cold Shower time Vince.

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by vincegamer
Castle Anthrax (\"we are but twelve virgins all between the age of 16 and 20\").

ahhh classic python. lol

hate to say it but the women at our vets are weird. the care more about animals realtionships than human ones and smell odd (a mixture of excrement, hair and medicine i think)

 

[james sequeira]

im thinking the same way after been at the newcastle uni open day the sheer amount of hot women :innocent:

 

[hakoMike]

current attractive woman at vet == future crazy cat lady

 

[Modderrhu]

Maybe current attractive woman at vet == someone who doesn\'t mind if we scratch when necessary, when we shed fleas or hair on the bed and is someone who gives us food, attention and unconditional love... yeah, right!

My advice to the single man: get a pet. Period.

 

[Hieronymus]

Originally posted by Modderrhu
Maybe current attractive woman at vet == someone who doesn\'t mind if we scratch when necessary, when we shed fleas or hair on the bed and is someone who gives us food, attention and unconditional love... yeah, right!

My advice to the single man: get a pet. Period.

...or borrow someone\'s baby. Just make sure that you ask first.

 

[leopardpixie]

Originally posted by hakoMike
current attractive woman at vet == future crazy cat lady

HEy hey! there! i work at a vet! and lol yes i do have 1 to many cats haha!

 

[finn17]

Get a pet..

Or join an orchestra...:innocent:

Now I know why loads, of what I thought were nerdy, kids joined the school orchestra...

 

[leopardpixie]

lol yea I forgot.. the doctors like to keep the pretty ones in the front ..... you find all the boys and Ummm not so attractive people behind the scenes lol

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Originally posted by hakoMike
current attractive woman at vet == future crazy cat lady

There was a lady a few miles south of me (in Petaluma Calif. where American Graffiti was filmed) with 200 cats!!

 

[Sand Rat]

But dont end up with 1300 rats - like the guy in Cali.

 

[Thecadian]

or you could just look like me women would jump at your feet



























or not

james

 

[Ogrebane]

I dont need a pet or women. I paint minis and own a computer.

 

[Tony Manero]

Originally posted by vincegamer


I walked in and felt like I had walked into the Castle Anthrax (\"we are but twelve virgins all between the age of 16 and 20\").

yes... a very boring life... combing... making exciting underwear

 

[No Such Agency]

Yeah the aunties in my family have been gunning for me to hook up with a vet for a while... ever since I moved to Guelph where there\'s a vet school. They just want a vet in the family to help them with their pets lol

Ironically, I just got a _job_ at the vet school, and am seeing someone who has nothing to do with pet doctorin\'...

 

[DaN]

Or join an orchestra...:innocent:

This one time, at band camp...

 

[Rodnik]

Yea..the pet thing works okay....

But even the women that own pets get mad when *I* hump their leg for no apparent reason......
not to mention when I scratch my butt on the carpet...

...Just yet more examples of the double standards that women expect us men to live up to.

go figure.

Kev