\"Vanilla Icecream\" by Steven Lynch. \"Whittling Man\" is a close 2nd.
...or maybe it\'s \"Lullaby.\" There is just something about the message of hope at the end, I just tear right up, you know:
\"Please don\'t cry, I swear i\'ll try to be by your side.
Right after daddy gets home from the bar,
Visits his bookie and steals a new car,
He\'ll drive to the strip club and if Daddy plays his cards right,
He\'ll bring home your new mommy tonight.
Li de die, Li de die die de die die die de die,
Li de die Li de die die de die die de die
Li die de die de die Le die die de die \"