
Dear Santa
Yule is coming and I’ve been a reasonably good girl (just ask anyone at the Freak Bar). Below is a simple list of thinks I need, remember you “fat bastard” these are “needs” not “wants”.
1..the winning lotto ticket
2..my hobby room back..the youngest niece needed a room of her own, so she could quit bunking with her mother. I was a good sport and crammed my computer and paint table into my bedroom.
3..25 years younger (oh and a nice set of boobies would not be asking to much, you owe me anyway.)
4..20 pounds lighter and move the rest of the weight around so I look “hot”.
5..world peace and ponies for everyone!!!
Bright Yule Big Guy Loves and Cuddles Witchy

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