How to smite Barney!

mud duck

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Forced to listen to the \"I love you, You love me\" song mixed in with the \"Song that neverends\" both on a contentious loop in a 3x3 room with a florescent bulb on 24/7 and only a dull spoon for company.


How\'s that for a start?

edit: darn it Dan you beat me to it :cussing:
 

uberdark

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one word: CHUCK!!!

a roundhouse kick to the head and barney will officially be worse off than Mr. T\'s left testicle.

oooh yeahhh!!!!:cool:
 

spazzy

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Aw, come on, take it easy on the children\'s tv characters. They know they\'re annoying, and I bet the only reason anybody agrees to wear that suit is because of the money and the anonymity that the suit provides.

While we\'re talking kids shows... I was watching Jack\'s Big Music Show with my daughter yesterday, and in one of their music video clips there was this bald guy with a goatee playing the electric guitar, and he looked really familiar. Then I realized, it was Steve, the old host from Blues Clues! I called my husband at work to tell him, and he told me that I need to go back to work. I\'ve got maternity leave till the end of the month, and I am obviously getting too much time with the little people and not enough adult interaction.
 

Evil Bones

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do like we did to his smaller stuffed cousin.....
we placed Barney on a 200 yd circle target on a Rifle Range, 10 Marines, 10 AR-15s, & 20 rounds a piece.
Death by Mass Fire.:beer::beer:


P.S. I don\'t think i dropped a shot that time.lol
 

uberdark

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Originally posted by spazzy
Aw, come on, take it easy on the children\'s tv characters. They know they\'re annoying, and I bet the only reason anybody agrees to wear that suit is because of the money and the anonymity that the suit provides.

While we\'re talking kids shows... I was watching Jack\'s Big Music Show with my daughter yesterday, and in one of their music video clips there was this bald guy with a goatee playing the electric guitar, and he looked really familiar. Then I realized, it was Steve, the old host from Blues Clues! I called my husband at work to tell him, and he told me that I need to go back to work. I\'ve got maternity leave till the end of the month, and I am obviously getting too much time with the little people and not enough adult interaction.

check this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Burns

he also has a huge interview on npr about his switch music and not blues clues. that joe character is a sham... steve is so much cooler. also don\'t forget about jeff wiggle leaving the wiggles this year due to a mysterious illness.

dear lord i do work full time and know too much for a father. next thing you know and bozo the clown will weight me down with some cement shoes on lake michigan. lollollol
 

Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Evil Bones
do like we did to his smaller stuffed cousin.....
we placed Barney on a 200 yd circle target on a Rifle Range, 10 Marines, 10 AR-15s, & 20 rounds a piece.
Death by Mass Fire.:beer::beer:


P.S. I don\'t think i dropped a shot that time.lol
Please tell me that\'s on Youtube somewhere :yes:

My personal suggestion would be to overinflate that ridicualous rubber suit (he\'s not a real dinosaur you know ;) ) until he explodes into a million little pieces :D
 

freakinacage

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i would build a massive convex mirror in the sky to concentrate the sun\'s power on him and burn him. BURN HIM!!! MWAHAHAHAHhaahaha
 

Sand Rat

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Actually, now that I\'ve had a chance to think about it the only way to be sure would be to pull back and nuke the site from orbit
 

GobboTeef

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Feed him tuna until he bleeds!! MOOOHAHHAAHAHAHA....and then burn him with a SOLAR DEATH RAY
MWAHMWAHMWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!:D

My god you could have fun with one of those.....@Naukhel: Imagine the displays you could burn...:beer:
 

Evil Dave

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eh, I\'d prefer to take out some very real disturbing people rather than fictional characters.

Such as: The Phelps family, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Al Sharpton, Kevin Federline, the entirety of Congress.... the list goes on and on.
 

AinuLainour

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Originally posted by Evil Dave
eh, I\'d prefer to take out some very real disturbing people rather than fictional characters.

Such as: The Phelps family, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Al Sharpton, Kevin Federline, the entirety of Congress.... the list goes on and on.

Put him Barney in a room with the Phelps, I\'m sure he would be battered to the floor in a moment. Unless, that is, he reveals his true-self and devours them all.
 

Evil Dave

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Although if I had to kill a Kids show persona it would be
Caillou.
I don\'t know if anyone else has seen this, but my nephew watches it on occasion.
This has got to be one of the most whiny, over pampered, obnoxious kids in the world.
 
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